Hello Youngbloods :p

It's Pete here, coming to talk about the two best f-words.

Friends and food!

I know what you were thinking...
Stupid, dirty minded fangirls...
There's only one f-word...

So you're antisocial. So you like lying on the couch, watching Netflix, and listening to music. You still need friends, no matter how alone you want to be.

Even I have friends... and that says something. Here is the recipe for a complete friendship in Pete Wentz' Friendship Cookbook (coming soon to stores near you).

Obviously, most of my friends are in this squad we've made:
- Patrick
- Joe
- Kellin
- Dallon
- Gerard
- Frank

And also, there's a few others:
- Andy
- Brendon
- the guys from Metallica

You need friends for a lot of different things:

1.) You need friends when you're drunk and need someone to drive you home.

You can't drink and drive. Technically, you can, but don't do it. Don't die. That's never a good thing.

Therefore you need an Andy, a sober friend to lean on while you slur and vomit everywhere.

(Vomit is not part of the ingredients. I don't recommend using that in your masterpiece.)

2.) You need a friend to have fun with.

You need a Patrick to laugh around with. Someone has to laugh at your jokes and you need to laugh at other people's (it doesn't even have to be funny or even a joke! I laugh at Patrick all the time!).

Sprinkle your favorite/fun pizza topping :p

3.) You need a crazy friend to almost make you look sane.

You need a Kellin or a Joe. You just do. Crazy people are the most fun. You can just sit back and watch them. They'll put on a show for you and it'd be just as entertaining - maybe even more - than watching television.

People will look at your crazy friends and say, "Wow... Maybe that Pete Wentz guy isn't so crazy after all!"

Put something into your masterpiece that no one would ever suspect - let's stick to good related things guys... You're going to be eating this...

4.) You need a cute, quiet friend to remind everyone of how outgoing and colorful you are.

You need a Dallon and a gallon of Patrick Stump. While you're at it, dump some Andy Hurley and you've got yourself a cool new addition. Boom.

5.) You need a creative friend to bounce ideas off of.

You need a Gerard Way. Everybody needs a Gerard Way. These kinds of people are people who you can talk to deeply and not ruin your friendship with.

Add the blackest, darkest color food in your house/kitchen.

6.) You need a short person to make you feel tall.

Patrick... Do I even need to say your name again? Probably not. Frank is on the short side too, so Patrick doesn't have to be left out. These little dudes will make you feel like a giant - which you are to them.

Put a goldfish of any kind (preferable a rainbow one) because it's small and it smiles at you.

7.) You need a friend with similar music tastes.

I only have friends who are pop-rock-punk. Even if that kind of stuff isn't your thing, you need someone to jam with when you're bored.

Sing your favorite song into your music. Trust me. It's like what they say about flowers. If you sing or talk to them, they'll grow faster.

8.) You need a smart friend to help you with math homework when you've procrastinated for days.

I don't know about math, but a lot of my friends are smart. I'm my only friend that I know who is dumb.

Put on some glasses to read the next step and find the ingredient.

9.) Yes... You need a hot friend.

I'm not about to list my friends under this section. I will say Meagan Camper is my hottest friend. I guess we're all hot dads... Frank, and I don't know, Patrick are pretty hot...

No, never mind.

Brendon though...

Just put a picture of your favorite celebrity into your masterpiece and stick it into the oven. It'll heat faster when a hot person's in it.

While you're waiting for your food to cook, make your own Emo Dad Squad - just come up with another creative name (no plagiarism). You need one of those too, but it's too late to be a cannibal and put your friends into your food. You need to eat your food with them.

Viola! You've made your... thingy!
Comment what your thingy looks like and what kind of friends fit under eachcategory!

Your welcome ;)

~ Pete Wentz (aka @Youngbloods5century)