I ran out of aesthetic pics so just take my obsession and continue reading
Warning: Somehow I turn into a typical white girl at the end uh dont ask some people I just really hate

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Ancano
Mirabelle - She is so two-faced. She seemed decent on the outside, but nope. She just wants to act nice to get what she wants. You guys figured it out almost emediately, and whenever she's teaching a lesson, you just wont stop looking over at each and shaking yours heads every time she speaks like it's the next episode of the office.

Brynjolf
The armor merchant in Riften. The one in the market, the lady who always says ❝BuY sOmE aRmOr AnD lIvE tO tElL aBoUt It!❞ - Yes, that one. She is so insignificant you both forgot her name; but it doesn't matter, because whenever you see her in the market, you guys just get pissed off. It's become a running joke to yell out the 'Buy some armor' saying in the Ragged Flaggon whenever you guys are on a date.

Farkas
One of the cleaners at Jorrvaskir... Oh my GODS does she do your head in. Always shxt talking everyone as she cleans, moving around your stuff without your permission. You've had to stop Farkas from slapping her across the face a few times, she is just that annoying.

General Tulius
You'll never guess who - Ulfric. Yes, you guys wont stop bxtching about him. Sometimes you straight up stalk the guy just to find something to whine about, but really, who can blame you two? I mean, considering the civil war... It shouldn't be too much of a suprise.

Haskill
Syl. Syl is just... Syl. She is so wholeheartedly annoying, every single time someone else is annoying you, you call them 'a Syl'. Every DAY she is complaining that someone is going to kill her. And, judging by the conversations you two sometimes have - She's right.

Hermaous Mora
By the Divines does Sheogorath annoy everyone in Apocrypha... Scratch that, basically everyone in Oblivion is annoyed by the guy, but especially you two. Seriously, the guy is so crafty with all his secrets you could point a knife to his neck and say that Jyggalag is going to come back forever and he still wouldn't tell you the secret recipe for lamb sauce. LAMB. SAUCE. GET SOME PERSPECTIVE!

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Lucien
Okay, this one is going to be a difficult one to explain to anyone, especially because most think he isn't even real - The Grey Fox. Yes, you two despise this man... Whoever he may be. Why? Well, to be honest, it's because you never know if he may catch you whilst your on a contract. Would he- Heck, they - tell the guards about your murders?

Sanguine
Okay, this partially is because you two are friends with Dibella, but still - Mara is such a goodie-two-shoes, that she gets in the way of all your fun. She is like that kid who is forever labelled as 'the snitch' in class.

Sheogorath
Alright, you ain't ever going to believe this.
Jyggalag.
UGH! Not even Lorkhan himself could be able to describe how much you two loathe the creature. Seriously, I'm writing this, and I cant fully describe how much you two detest the guy. But it's not like you even lash out at people who 'don't mind him' - You just... Look at them in total disbelief, questioning how anyone's soul could exist whilst that truly vile abomination is around.

Teldryn Sero
You know that orc in Solstheim, that loan-shark? You know the one, who always walks around with a bodyguard? YES, HIM. Dont even start talking about him near either of you two, seriously you guys will not shut up about how much of an ass he is.

Ulfric Stormcloak
Youd think itd be Tulius, but no actually, it's the emperor. You guys hate how much of a pxssy he has become since the war, even if he's a helpless imperial (Unless you're an imperial, in which case... He's just helpless). Every single hiccup in the war, you blame it on the emperor. Hes just that kind of guy.

Vilkas
So, Farkas may hate the cleaner. Sure. But you know who you guys really hate? The cook. It's gotten to the point where she INTENTIONALLY messes up your order, shes just that unbearably childish. The first time you had to deal with her pettiness was when she undercooked your chicken leg... Uh hOnEy there's a thing called Salmonella and you don't have time to be dealing with that!