Dick's POV
"Ah, ze Eiffel Tower!" I say in a fake French accent. "And the ever-romantic city of lights." I switch back to my normal voice.
"And the ever-romantic newly wedded Dynamite Duo." Babs grins. "So, where are we off to next on our round-the-world private tour?"
"Um...Sydney, Australia!" I check the map.
"Oh, cool! What do they have there?" She asks.
"Well, we can go to the Sydney Opera House, we can climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge...ooh! They have a huge zoo!" I squeal.
"I swear, sometimes you're more like my kid brother than my husband, Grayson." Babs mutters, kissing my cheek. "Feels weird. Husband. Husband. Hus-band." She tries out.
"You're still gonna be Babs." I kiss her head.
"And you're still going to be my Boy Wonder."

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"Ready?" I yell, holding out my hand for Babs to take. The wind up here is whipping our against our skin, and it's like we're back in Gotham again.
"Jump!" Babs screams, and we both dive off the bridge, the elastic cord pulling us up just as we touch the water. Bungee jumping off the Sydney Harbour Bridge is our best idea yet on this trip.

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"So, how many more stops do we have before we get home?" I ask, leaning over Babs' shoulder to see the map.
"We go to...Tokyo, then...oh my god, Bruce booked a day trip to Antartica as our last stop!" She squeals excitedly.

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As we step out on to the snowy ground, I can't wipe the grin off my face. How many people do you know that have been to Antartica?
I roll up a snowball and throw it at Babs. She does a flip and throws one right back at me. We start a full out snow war. Her hair reminds me of cream and strawberries now, with the snowflakes sprinkling her fiery hair.

As we collapse onto each other in an exhausted heap, Babs grins.
"You are the best Boy Blunder on the planet."