Part One

(*Pirates voice* Arg! Ye be warned, t'is a long one!)

Two hours before the Company leaves Beorn's house

"Orcs have been spotted near our Borders, but there haven't been any reports of them attacking." A She-Elf with light Auburn hair that turned gold halfway down her waist length hair said. She had her arms at her sides, just like the She-Elf with dark Auburn hair next to her did.

They stood in front of an Elven Man in Silver clothing and a crown made of branches on his head. But this was no regular Elven Man. He was Thranduil, the Elvenking of Mirkwood. He had his hands clasped behind his back as he stared at the women in front of him.

"Double the Guard just in case." He simply said, both women nodded. "You are dismissed, Tauriel."

The She-Elf with Auburn hair, Tauriel, bowed her head and left, but not before whispering, "See you later, Levenil" to the She-Elf with Auburn and Gold hair.

Levenil looked at Thranduil as he took long strides to her, he towered over her in height, she came up to his chest. She closed her sunset colored eyes as his fingers brushed her check and he cupped her face.

"I don't want you going out anymore." He said quietly, she opened her eyes and looked into his cold ice blue eyes.

"I am the Executive Officer, Thranduil, I can't just leave my sister." She said. He caressed her cheek and kissed her forehead before walking to the pool.

(I'm just going based off what I see in the movie. I don't know if its a pool or not. But oh well!)

"I meant Guard duty. I didn't expect you to quit the Guard. Just don't go out on patrol." He said and started to undress.

"I am grown, Thranduil. I can go on patrol if I want." She said aggravated and crossed her arms. He turned to face her, he had on only his pants.

"I am your King and you will obey me." He said in slight anger. She sighed and rolled her eyes, she walked to him and placed her hands on his chest,

"No, you are my Husband and I do not have to obey you." She said quietly, she slid her hands up to his neck. "I love you, but you can't protect me all the time. I am not Elerrian, I do come from a Royal background, but I was not raised that way. I know how to hunt, fight, and basically do anything and everything." She felt him stiffen at the mention of Legolas' mother. She pulled him down to her height and pressed her lips to his.

He placed his hands on her hips and pulled her flush against him, her hands slid down his neck and chest to his belt. He grabbed her hands and pulled them away,

"Allow me, my Queen." He said with a smirk and unbuckled his belt, he took it off and laid it on the table before he untied his pants and took them off along with his loincloth.

Levenil let her eyes roam her husband's lean body lustfully. His smirk grew and he stepped into the pool, he sat on a step and stared at her intensely with his chin propped onto his hand.

"Strip" He simply said.

(♪Strip it down, strip it down. Back to you and me, like it used to be.♪ Lyrics from Strip It Down by Luke Bryan //Song above and to ze right after the picture//)

She bit her lip and took off her black bracers (I think that's what they're called) and black gloves, she set them on the table. She then slid off her boots and unclipped her belt, the belt went on the table and the boots against the leg of it. She took off her necklace and earrings, going teasingly slow to aggravate him. A growl came from him and she only gave him an innocent smile before shimming out of her pants and slipping off her shirt, leaving her in her dark green corset and underwear.

She could see his pupils were fully dilated to where his eyes were almost black fully. She reached back and pulled the tie of the corset, she let it fall off her, sighing in relief as the tight article of clothing was no longer on her.

(Innocent ones skip ahead to the end of the smut. Dirty Birdies, read on XD)

Thranduil let out a quiet groan as he gazed over her plump breasts. He watched her bite her luscious lips as she slid her hands slowly down her sides to the hem of her panties. She traced the hemline of it slowly, making goosebumps appear on her own skin. She looked at Thranduil when another growl emitted from his throat, her gaze traveled downward to see his member standing at attention under the water.

(Army term that I just made dirty XD)

She saw his hands clenching and unclenching, she knew he was at his limit of teasing. Months of nothing happening in the bed room made his limit for teasing much shorter. It wasn't her fault that every time they were about to get intimate that she was needed by someone in the Guard, but sexual frustration is sexual frustration. There's no way around.

Thranduil watched as she slid her underwear down her long, but not as long as Thranduil's legs, smooth legs and left them where they fell on the floor. She stepped into the water and over to him, she straddled his legs. He placed his hands on her hips,

"Let me see the true face of my lover." She whispered and placed her hands on the sides of his neck. He sighed softly through his nose and let down the magic he used to cover up the proof of Dragonfire on his face. He closed his eyes and felt her soft fingers graze his burned cheek and over his eyes.

He didn't like showing it, but it pleased her when he showed it to her. She remembered the first time she had seen it. She kissed his softly and he pulled her closer, she moaned quietly and softly as his hardened member brushed again her entrance. She moved her hand under the water and gripped his member, he let out a groan when she started to slowly pump him and he leaned his head back against the rim of the pool.

She moved to kissing and nipping at his neck as she pumped him faster.

"Fuck...nn...Levenil...ah...shit..." He groaned, he let out a shuddering breath when she moved her nails up and down his shaft a few more times. Levenil felt her core start to throb, it was now starting to get slightly painful. She felt him twitch and that's when she pulled away.

Thranduil breathed heavily and rose his head to look at his wife,

"Baby, I can't take it..." She said in a slight whine, he felt the muscles in her thighs tense up around his lap and she was biting her lip and squeezing her eyes shut, trying to somehow ease the throbbing. Thranduil grabbed her hips and pulled her lower part forward as he trusted up into her, she gasped at the sudden movements and then let out a long moan when he filled her up. He also let out a moan when she did and kept still to make sure she adjusted to him again.

She rubbed his chest before she started to roll her hips slowly, his grip tightening on her hips. He growled and now pulled her upper part closer to him, he laid kisses and bites along her neck, shoulder, collarbone, and the upper part of her chest. He began to buck his hips upward as she rolled her hips faster now, she leaned her head back and close her eyes again. She let out soft moans at his bites and kisses.

Her pace stayed the same as he bucked his hips with her, he heard her sharp intake of breath when he pinched and rolled the hardened, pink buds of her breasts. He knew it drove her crazy when he did this during intercourse, which is why he did it anytime they were in this position or in another one. Her moans grew louder as the rolling of her hips turned into thrusting, she wrapped her arms around his neck and arched her back.

He took one of the hardened buds into his mouth and started to lick and suck at it, she tangled her first gets into his hair as he did this. Her breath caught in her throat several times, he switched to the other one to pay it the same attention as his free hand snaked down in between them and he pressed the pad of his thumb against her clit. She squirmed slightly and let out a small whine of pleasure.

"Thranduil!" She squealed as he bit down on her bud and pinched her clit.

She felt his member twitch before he groaned as he came hard deep in her, triggering her climax. She threw her head back moaning his name loudly. She slowed her pace to a stop and laid her head on his shoulder, they both breathed hard as he rubbed her back softly and slowly.

(End of smut)

"'Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder'. That's what I've heard." She said and kissed behind his ear. He chuckled and turned his head to peck her on her pink sex swollen lips.

"I guess its true. But we aren't done. I hope you don't have any plans tonight." He said the last bit with a mischievous grin. Her face only turned red and she hid it in the crook of his neck, he chuckled again and put the enchantment back up to hid the scars of Dragonfire.

"I should be getting back." She said and reluctantly got off him. He got out with her and handed her a towel. She smiled and took it from him and dried off, he wrapped the towel around his waist. Levenil got dressed back into her Elven Guard uniform and was drying her hair when Tauriel raced into the room. Thranduil had pants on.

"Levenil! Dwarves have been spotted entering our woods and spiders have also been spotted close to the kingdom." Tauriel said quickly. Thranduil growled when he heard about the Dwarves.

Levenil grabbed her weapons and kissed Thranduil on the cheek,

"Calm down, love." She said before racing out of the room with her older sister.

Now back to ze Dwarves

Bilbo ducked back under the treetops to find his feet tangled in spider webbing. He had climbed a tree and the air cleared his head from the fog of the forest below.

"Oh, no. oh, come on." He said as he tried to pull his feet from it, only to slip and fall. He yelled as he hit tree limbs on his way down, he grabbed hold of a broken one and just dangled there.

He looked at a sheet of webbing to see something coming from behind it. The creature came through the web and Bilbo felt all life go out of him when he came face-to-face with a giant spider. The spider roared and he screamed and let go of the limb, only to fall down, down, down into a thick sticky web. He tried to pull out of it, but he was caught like a fly on sticky paper and looked up to see the spider coming at him. He freaked out when the spider began to wrap him up in the web and into a Bilbo Baggins cocoon.