Cast

Dush - Majin
King - Unused

King: (drinking tea with lady × hugging him from
behind) Do you think people put sunny dand
sunflower seeds in their shoes

Dush: Who starts a conversation like that? I just
sat down.

King: Did you just make a family guy reference?
(getting headpats)

Dush: Yes I did. What are you gonna do about it?

King: Can you just answer the question?

Dush: What was the question even? I don't even- I didn't understand it the first time.

King: Do you think people put sunny dand
sunflower seeds in their shoes?

Dush: King why would anyone ever do that?

King: So they can be walking on sunshine dude

Dush: 'Angry sigh' This was almost the shortest
episode ever. I almost just yelled at you to get
out. That would have been the shortest episode
we've ever had.

King: Yea what is wait so wait hold on...so you're
telling me the only way to end an episode is for to
you yell Get out!? (upset some)

Dush: Okay I don't mean literal- I was making a joke King.

King: Oh I see all right.

Dush: Anyways have any trains derailed?

King: No not that I know of.

Dush: Alright fair. Well I don't know what to talk
about right now. Honestly we never know what to
talk about do we?

King: No not really no.

Dush: Oh wait hold on I actually got news.

King: Oh sweet.

Dush: So apparently.... Uh oh.

King: What, what happened

Dush: Okay well the entirety of the Meta-Verse galaxy just waged war on us.

King: Wait huh?

Dush: No, yeah their extremely pissed off at us right now man.

King: What for what did we do!?

Dush: Well they sent a message along with their declaration of war. Umm it says and I quote "You didn't juju on that beat".

King: e-e-excuse me?

Dush: That's all it says.

King: Wait seriously?

Dush: Yes seriously I'm not lying about this man.

King: Dead serious?

Dush: Bro the deadest of ainus.

King: Well crap I'm not sure what to do against
that man.

Dush: It's not even just one specific meta-verse. It's the entire multiverse of the meta-verse. The entire meta-verse.

King: What the hell man? Oh jeez.

Dush: Okay Umm... well it's a good thing I already have defenses set up for this.

King: Wait huh? What do you mean you already have defense set up?

Dush: I may or may not have asked Lady X to just start doing offensive dance moves on all of them.

King: Huh!?

Dush: Yeah the entire meta-verse is long gone now. It's not even around anymore.

King: Wait how old is the message!?

Dush: Uh 3 Minutes.

King: What 3 minutes old holy crap dude!

Dush: I'm not even gonna lie with you man I
thought it would be funny.

King: (rolls eyes) Oh good another reference..a
reference that not many people are going to get

Dush: Long time fans are gonna get that joke trust me they'll appreciate it.

King: Wait why did you wait so long to tell me we were at war with the meta-verse?

Dush: I wanted to use it as a topic for the show, you know?

King: oh ok I see all right for-

King and Dush: Comedic purposes

Dush and King: Oh? Ay yo? Bro. Wait... nah. We're talking at the exact same time.

Dush: Wait, what the hell? 'Chara Laughing'

King: (laughing) Wait I wasn't expecting that to
happen.

Dush: Bro I knew it was gonna happen, but I didn't think it was this soon.

King: Yea that's honestly kind of crazy. I think we should end the episode there.

Dush: Yeah.

King: Yea it's at the three minute mark. We just
end it there.

Dush: Yeah that's perfect honestly. Just end off
on that note.

King: so it's not going to end with you yelling Get out this time?

Dush: I guess not. No, not this time.

King: Fans are going to be a little upset about that though.

Dush: That's kind of a stupid thing to be upset about, but I'm sure their not going to be serious about it if they do act upset. It's all in good fun.

King: Touché.

King sits back in his chair and yawns.

End of Season 1 EP 6