Dush - Majin
King - Unused
Fatal Error - Hog

Dush: Welcome back to the Dush and King show. Today we're here with a guest her name is Fatal Error. Say hi Fatal Error.

Fatal Error: I hop.

Dush: Okay that's not what I asked you to say, but whatever. King what are we gonna be talking about today?

King: We are going to be talking ummmmm.... I have no idea

Dush: Wow.... perfect alright, so-

King: (starts speaking really fast) And only a small percentage of my viewers are actually subscribed

Fatal Error: How are you able to talk that fast?

Dush: You get use to it after awhile. Anyways, so what else do we have to talk about?

Fatal Error: Well according to my research Umm literally nothing.

Dush: We usually just improvise stuff, so why don't you just improvise something?

Fatal Error: The sun just had a baby and a cat just claimed that it's the father.

King: Where the hell did you get that info from? What are your sources?

Fatal Error: My sources that I made it the fuck up.

Dush: Of course you did. All of our sources are made up. I mean ask King he used the most bull crap.

King: You lit- You literally spew amount of bullcrap that I do man! What are you talking about?

Dust Sans: Hey SHUT THE F*** UP

Fatal Error: Jeez, what's his problem?

Dush: Dust is always doing things nowadays he's probably reading down there about airplanes or something.

King: He's into airplanes?

Dush: That came as a surprise for me as well. I didn't even know he liked things. I thought he hated everything.

Fatal Error: I was kinda under that impression too not gonna lie.

King: All right look that's not important right now.

Dush: Dude what is? Like literally nothing here is important or serious.

King: Ok touché

Fatal Error: Wait how long do we have to record?

Dush: The recording has to be at least 3 minutes.

Fatal Error: What the fuck?!?

King: Yeah I know, i know.. it's a bit long

Fatal Error: No usually it would be like really short, right?

Dush: Right.

Fatal error: that would be like three minutes is usually really short, we're literally talking about nothing but nonsense bro.

Dush: Oh No, Ok you know what? Fair. I see where your coming from. I don't know how anyone would be able to continually talk about nothing, but nonsense for 3 minutes straight.

King: Yea that sounds absolutely ridiculous.

Fatal Error: Yea like I honestly can't imagine a world where like any of that is possible. I mean it's not like we are on a channel hat is literally going to do that till the end of time.

Silence for a while.

Dush: That's the 2 minute mark.

King: Why were just silent during all that?

Fatal Error: during All what? It was literally a
small moment of silence

Dush: Yeah, it was just a small moment of silence
for all of our dead comedy.

King: You do realize no one is going to get that
joke right?

Fatal Error: Even I know that joke isn't going to
get anyone and this is my debut episode.

Dush: Oh, come on. I'm sure at least one person's
gonna get that joke. I don't have any doubt about
it.

King and Fatal error: No dude what the hell is wrong with you man that's way to soon

King: Yea way too soon

Dush: Am I not allowed to joke about it?

King: Not now man, you could joke about it later on just not now.

Dush: Well, I thought it's been awhile since I've cracked a joke like that.

Fatal Error: Dude, no it hasn't

King: dude okay listen we'll let this one slide but don't make..don't make jokes like that again dude.

Dush: What are you talking about?

King: You know what that's in Reference to man

Dush: Oh okay. Fine I won't make a joke like that again.

Fatal Error: Hey you remember when I said it could've been wonderful?

Dush: Um... yeah?

Fatal Error: This is what I was referring to.

King: Hey Dush, ask her how she is doing

Dush: Ask who?

King: Fatal, ask her how she is doing, ask her how's it been.

Dush: Um... okay. Umm...... Fatal Error... h-how
have you been?

Fatal Error: Trying to do better

King: Ok that was funny though

Dush: Okay that wasn't even a joke. That was a reference.

As they were all talking and arguing Dush had enough.

Dush: GET OUT!

End of Season 1 EP 2