Cast

Dush - Majin
King - Unused

Dush: Welcome to the King and Dush Show. King what are we talking about?

King: Today's subject slavery

Dush: That is incorrect, that is very edgy and that's someone else's joke. We don't steal jokes here King, what the hell is wrong with you?

King: I'm going to be completely honest as you mate I thought it was going to be funny

Dush: That is another stolen joke, but I'll let it pass since it was an joke that was made on this story a long long ago time no one's going to Remember. All Right...

King: This just in there was another train-

Dush: Wait who's Justin?

King: Oh I get it

Dush: hahaha yes

King: cause I said this just in and Justin, I get it, getcha-(slaps Dush in the face)

Dush: OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!

King: Yeah that's right, that's what I thought yea just in time to gargle on these Nu- Well it looks like another plane has just derailed somehow.

Dush: How-How did a plane get derailed?

King: Yeah that's kinda weird right, why was there a plane on a train system, what the hell why

Dush: I have no idea. Like, what reason would you have to do that? That seems a little counter intuitive, don't you think?

King: Yeah you know but a plane and a train.. they're both forms of transportation if you put a plane on a train your just slowing the plane down.

Dush: No, You're right because the plane is supposed to be In the Sky. That's the point of the damn plane!

King: Yeah you see

Dush: No, the whole point of the plane is that it's In the sky so there's less things for it to run.

King: Less traffic yeah.

Dush: The Whole Point of the Plane Is that It
Goes Fast In the Sky. You Put on- You're Kind Of
Defeating The Purpose of the Damn Whole Flying Thing.

King: Well they could've been transporting the parts.

Dush: That could very well be a possibility, that's
my bad.

King: I mean yeah we both caught on later you know?

Dush: Yea, you know what? Were both sorry.

King: Yeah all right

Dush: All right. What's next on the Agenda?

King: Umm I'm not sure I wasn't expecting to get past the one minute mark so we could just keep talking.

Dush: What do We Even Talk About? Like, What would be The Next Subiect?

King: We could talk about slavery.

Dush: Why Are you So Adamant About Slavery?!? I-I Just Don't Understand..... I was An Little Concerned, I Thought it Was an Joke At first. Now it's an Little Concerning.

King: I'm sorry it was only supposed to be a joke.

Dush: No, It's Fine, Just No. Dude, It's Fine... It's Fine.... It's Just an Sensitive Subject for People to Talk about. Just Don't Bring it Up.

King: I won't I'll stop.

Dush: Yeah. What do we talk about next?

King: We can talk about ocean pollution.

Dush: Oh my god. Are you serious?!
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King: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Dush: "Image Down Below" GET OUT!!!!!

End of Season 1 EP 1