Cast

Dush - Majin
Nightmare - Xanthus
King - Unused
Ophis - Dush20 and Void's adopted daughter

The show starts and we hear a clock ticking and Dush with papers in his hands and Nightmare Sans sitting in her chair In front of him.

Dush: Umm... so..... Uhh.... anything interesting happen to you today?

Nightmare: (Unamused) No...nothing important today.

Dush: Listen I know you don't want to be here, but like... the least you could do is pretend to care.

Nightmare: Ok well what have you been up to

Dush: Well I've actually been out meeting people. A lot of people are big fans of the show. I even told them that you would be on here. They seem to really like you.

Nightmare: (she messes with her nails) Yes I've met these fans as well....they do seem to like me, but some of them like me in ways that are a little.....questionable.

Dush: Yeah I understand that. The best thing you can do is say hi to them. Take pictures whatever and just be on your way. A lot of the fans are never too rude, but I know there's fans that will be rude too quickly, but it'll go away.

The ticking stops as the clock is no longer working.

Nightmare: The clock broke.

Dush: I literally replaced the batteries in it yesterday- okay whatever. Let's just see what happened in the news.

Nightmare: Yes let's see(sees the news) OH SWEET AUNT JAMIMA!!!!!

Dush: What?!? What happened?!?

Dush: What?!? What happened?!?

Nightmare: Someone just found a way to reuse carbon dioxide as a form of fuel.

Dush: Holy crap really who?!?

Nightmare: It's say their name here is Cadence

Dush: Candace what?

Nightmare: Candace Farington and actually she is a graduate from Harvard, which is pretty cool.

Dush: Girl that's awesome. That's very impressive honestly. Well in other news another train derailed..... again.

Nightmare: Damn you know what how about a joke Dush...knock knock.

Dush: Who's there?

Nightmare: Simon.

Dush: Simon who?

Nightmare: Simon says say knock knock.

Dush: Knock knock.

Nightmare: Whose there?

Dush: ummm.

Nightmare: That joke sucked Dush, I don't know what the heck you were thinking.

Nightmare: That joke sucked Dush, I don't know what the heck you were thinking.

Dush: What the hell?

Nightmare: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dush: What the hell?!? What the hell?

Nightmare: 'Laughing'
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Dush: That's not fair! You set me up!

Dush: YOU SET ME UP YOU BITCH!

Nightmare: Dude oh my gosh it's not that deep.

Dush: Yeah I know it isn't I'm joking.

Nightmare: Oh I see

Dush: Yeah we joke a lot in this show. Your gonna find that out real quick.

Nightmare: okay.how long are these episodes
usually?

Nightmare: okay...how long are these episodes usually?

Dush: Man I don't fucking know anymore, girl. I'm not keeping count anymore.

Nightmare: I think we should be keeping count that is something to definitely be aware of.

Dush: I mean yeah, I guess, but I mean... people are gonna watch these regardless and I don't know why... I mean we're not talking about anything specific.

Nightmare: You could talk about slavery.

Dush: Oh..... get out

Nightmare: What did I do!?

Dush: Get out right now.

Nightmare: What did I even do!?

Dush: Get out!

King walks back in with Ophis.

King: I swear that trip was nice to go on to the
beach-

Dush: Get Out!

Nightmare: What I do?!?

Dush: GET OUT!

King and Ophis sees Dush throwing stuff at Nightmare.

King: (sighs) I don't even want to know.

Ophis: My fucking life...

End of EP 10