90s dude:(opens a door and finds the 5th scroll)DUUUUUUUDE!I JUST FOUND THE SCROLL!I BET IT GIVES US SOME SWEET POWERS!(opens it up)oh.

The critic:yeah,it gives you powers,like thats ever gonna work.

Angry joe:lets get out of here before things get out of hand

The critic:agreed.

They walked out of a amusement park

90s dude:why is it at universal studios?

The critic:OH SHUT UP!