A very devilish christmas

In the town of inkwell isle jazzy holiday music plays as snow was falling. Everyone was having fun all around the island. People carrying gifts, candy, and talking with friends and looking at the tree.

Blitz, Moxxie, Milly were playing jazzy holiday music discordantly, as Bloo and Loona were ringing the bell for donations.

The Warner siblings were laughing as they were playing in the snow throwing snowballs. N and Uzi were on the bridge holding hands lovingly.

Ruby and Thad were ice skating with some of the sins "Whoo!" Everyone laughed and cheered.

The devil was near a tree taking a breath then used his pitchfork to break the ice making everyone fall in frozen in blocks of ice.

The devil giggled maliciously.

The devil sang "Christmastime's my favorite time ♪" he skated around the blocks of ice "Christmastime's My favorite time of the year" Asmodeus and Fizzaroli kissed under the mistletoe "It's the holiday spirit" The devil hit a tree making snow fall on them "That makes my heart swell" Caine put the bobble on the tree "The hanging of stockings" The devil made the bobble big and it crushed Caine "The balls on the tree "It brings out the best" he went to I.M.P and made the instruments come to life and growl "In most everyone" The three imps screamed and Loona and Bloo ran off scared. As the Imps ran from the instruments screaming "But it brings out the devil in me" the Devil went to a busy part of the sidewalk then tripped Evil who had presents in his face "It's the hustle and bustle And folks filled with cheer" The Devil went to Doraemon and Nobita's family photo and made them scream as the photo was taken "Those holiday feelings We all hold so dear" the Devil looked at the photo "Makes Christmastime My favorite time of the year" Rudy and Penny were sledding as the Devil spawned a wall appear making the two hit it "It's the laughter of children The goodwill towards men" Ash and his pokemon made snowmen "The spirit of giving And festive snowmen" the Devil made the snowmen grow then roar scaring them making them rub "Makes Christmastime My favorite time of the year" The eddsworld crew were eating the peppermint sticks "So what makes this time So special to me?" He made icicles fall and made Tom, Edd and Matt's tongues stuck to them "Ha! It's actually quite simple" "The devil wound up a toy soldier and let it go into the streets "You see It brings out the best in most everyone But it brings out the devil in me" The toy solider popped a car tires pop and swerve into the big tree making everyone scream in fear "Yes, it brings out the devil in me" A fire alarm was ringing as people screamed and running in fear then he a train whistle toot. "Huh?!" He shoved the kids out of the way then he saw the toy train. He gasped. Devil coos "Oh! What a marvelous little train! Oh, there it goes! Oh! Oh, look at the little wheels!" The train toots "Oh, it makes a little noise too!" He heard a child "Ooh, Mommy, I want that! And I want one of those and that. And I want one of these, and I want new marbles, and I want a bunch of candy. Ooh! And more than anything, I want a spaceship!" The devil gasped "What a greedy little brat!" The mom said "Ah, you wanted those same presents last year, Sammy Sandwich. But you didn't get 'em. And why was that again?" Sammy said "'Cause I glued my sister's face to the floor." "Permanently glued." "Ooh! I like this kid. You know, it's almost like you wanna end up on that naughty list." The devil asked "Naughty list? What the heck is that?" "But I've been good all year. I've gotta be on the nice list." "Yeah, yeah. Okay." The Devil asked "Nice list? And what is that?" The Devil asked the kid "Psst. You there, boy. What is this naughty list you speak of?" The kid scoffed "It's what Santa puts you on when you're naughty. Where you been?" "Ooh! Sounds like my kind of list." "Nah. It's the stinkin' pits. You get on that naughty list, you don't get presents." "Oh! Uh-huh. That's why I've been trying to be nice all year." "Ugh!" "Yeah. It really sucks an egg. But I just know it's all gonna be worth it when I get that spaceship." "Hmmm..." the demons chattered. Stickler clears his throat "I'm not pointing any fingers, but someone has been stealing lunches out of the community refrigerator. Mine are always clearly labeled with the name Stickler, yet they often go missing." "Yeah, same here." "It's ridiculous." "Yeah, me too." "I know we work in the fiery underworld, but that's no excuse for bad manners." Then the door slams. The devil walked in tossing the scarf on the hook "All right, everyone. Listen up. I have an important question. What would have to happen for someone, me, for example, to, let's just say, get on Santa's nice list?" The demons groaned awkwardly.  One sipped her tea as one slid down. One whispered to henchman "I thought you said he didn't know about the list." The devil blew him up. Devil said "Henchman." Henchman spluttered in shock "You knew about the nice list, and you didn't tell me. Why?" "Uh... It's not exactly your kind of list, boss." "Oh! And what is that supposed to mean?" "Well, you are kinda evil." Devil gasped "Are you saying I can't be evil and be on the nice list?" Henchman replied "Yeah, boss. That's exactly what I'm sayin'." Devil scoffed then walked away henchman asked "Where are you going?" Devil replied "To get my name on the nice list. And at this hour on Christmas Eve, there's only one person who can do it." Then with the use of the pitchfork he traveled to the one place that is impossible to get to. At the north pole the elves were working hard making toys singing "Making Christmas toys 'Cause it's that time of year There's no time for fooling around Santa's made this clear Making Christmas toys Spreading love and cheer All the kids are counting on us Christmastime is here" Santa walked in "Ho-ho-ho." The elves cheered "Santa!" "Hello, Elf Number 15. Nice tricycle, Elf Number 62. Little Suzy will love it. Keep up the good work. Christmas is nigh!" The elves cheered "Ho-ho-ho-ho." Then as Santa closed the doors he heard Devil voices "Hello, Nicholas." "Uh-ho!" Devil turned in the office chair to face Santa smiling "Ho-ho, hello. Goodness, what a hairy boy you are." Santa chuckles. Devil flew over to Santa. "Oh my. Who are you?" Devil cleaned up Santa "I'll make this quick, Santa. I'd like to inquire about this nice list of yours." "Oh-ho-ho. I see. This is about a present. Well, just whisper into Santa's ear what you want." "Really? Aren't you gonna, you know..." he got the gist "Oh! Ho-ho-ho-ho. Of course." He grabbed a chair then sat on it patting his knees "Oh!" Devil sat on his knees then whispered into Santa's ear "You want a tutu? Sure! Santa will bring you a tutu." "Not a tutu. I said choo choo." "Oh! Ho-ho-ho." "Wow, that was easier than I thought. I guess I'll be on my way, then." He was about to leave the room "Ho-ho, okay. Let me just find your name on the nice list. "You wanted a tutu." "Uh, choo choo." "Right, right. Choo choo." Santa chuckled "What is your last name?" "Devil." Santa looked at the list "Devil, Devil... Uh... I'm not seeing anything. What's your first name?" "The?" "Hmm. Let me check the other list." He opened the other list and bats came out screeching "The Devil, the Devil..." he shook his head then said in fear "The Devil?! You're the Devil? You're number one on the naughty list." "That's not going to be a problem, is it?" "Oh no. You've been a very bad boy indeed. You haven't been nice one day since the beginning of time. I'd be impressed if I weren't so ho-ho-horrified. Uh, I'm afraid this means you won't be getting that tutu after all." Devil shouted "Choo choo!" No tutu. No choo choo." Devil sniffed "Henchman was right. I'll never get on the nice list." Devil sat in the chair saddened "Oh. Tell you what. If you can be a good boy till the stroke of midnight, I'll put you on the nice list." Devil shook Santa's hand fast "You have a deal, Santa." "I won't let you down. You'll see!" He disappeared in a cloud of smoke and went back into town "Okay. I can do this. Nice. Gotta be nice. Gotta get on the nice list." A woman asked "Spare some change for the less fortunate?" A coin rattles in cup. "Ew!" Devil then blew her up, Santa was mad "What happened?" "Well, I was off to a good start. Yeah, for, like, ten seconds." Santa sigh and facepalmed. He got up "Santa needs a drink." Does improvement count for nothing?" Santa opened the globe then got a glass of milk "At this rate, You'll be on the naughty list forever." "Forever? I will roast you forever!" Santa Tsk'd "Threatened Santa." Devil gasped "I'm sorry! I just wanted that tutu!" Santa corrected "Choo choo." "Right. Well, if you really want on the nice list, there is one way, but it comes at a cost. I'll do anything!" At the workshop the elves chanted "Fa-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la..." the chanting continued as the devil was then taken into the middle "Fa-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la..." Santa was in a robe too then chanted "Decatus, seasonem, holly jolly, om" the elves chanted after Santa "Decatus, seasonem, holly jolly, om" "Decatus, seasonem, holly jolly, om" The devil got nervous "Decatus, seasonem, holly jolly, om" "Decatus, seasonem, holly jolly, om" Santa's eyes glowed then he blew some dust as Santa said "Ho-ho-ho." Devil coughed coughing. Then he looked around "Huh? Santa? elves sang like nothing happened lLa, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la" Devil asked "What the heck was that?" Devil went back to the underworld "What an unbelievable waste of time." He checked his nails "All that for a choo choo I'm not even going to get." He saw his hand expand, then gasped then his other hand expanded "Ooh, ah." The devil exclaimed "Ah. Agh!" Then the grunted as he went through some transformation "Ooh! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Ooh, ah!" He grunted going to his mirror then yelps "Oh?" He grunted "Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow! Ho-ho... Oh no!" He saw that he was Santa "What did that jolly madman do to me? I've got to get back to the North Pole and make Santa fix this. Now, where did I leave my pitchfork? I can't be seen looking like this." He hid when a demon came by talking "All I'm sayin' is whoever's eating our lunches better hope that I don't catch 'em." Devil saw the pitchfork then he hear a machine whirring then he hid behind the throne. Henchman was vacuuming. Devil reached for the pitchfork but it fell with a clatter. Henchman looked behind him and saw Devil he looked behind the throne "Ah." "Santa!" The Devil groaned. Henchman gasped "Boss? You're Santa?" Devil shouted "No, I'm not Santa, you idiot! Santa's the one who did this to me!" "You mean you met Santa?" "Yeah. He's a psycho." "Ooh! I have so many questions. Do his eyes twinkle? Is his nose like a cherry? Does he shake when he laughs, like a bowl full of jelly?" "Henchman!" "Sorry, boss" Devil groaned "All I wanted was a choo choo. I went to get on his nice list, and he did this to me." "If you want a train, why not just make one appear? You know, with your pitchfork?" "Henchman, getting a present isn't the same unless someone else gives it to you. Now, I am going back to the North Pole immediately. Oh! Can I come too, boss?" "Ugh, fine." Henchman squealed.

At the workshop the elves were putting the toys into the sack "Making Christmas toys 'Cause it's that time of year There's no time for fooling around Santa's made this clear Making Christmas toys Spreading love and cheer All the--" they were interrupted by the devil appearing. The elves cheered "Santa!" The elves clamored "Ew. No! Back!" One elf hugged his leg "Get away! I'm not Santa. I'm looking for Santa." A nasal voice was heard "Ehm..." the two were shocked "Excuse me." They saw that Santa has a stickler too "Santa has one too?" "I'm afraid you are Santa. Mm." "What?" "According to the bylaws of paragraphs three through seven, subsection 17C, you are Santa. Ehm."

Devil picked him up and shook him "How do I get back to normal?" "You must deliver presents to all persons on the nice list." "Oh. I won't be doing that." He droned the elf "Then you can say sayonara to the nice list. Plus, if you do not succeed, you'll stay Santa Claus for all eternity. Eternity..." the word echoed "Eternity, eternity--" "Would you stop that? You're freaking me out." "And, of course, there are rules. Rule number one. You must recite the reindeer roll call." "Pardon me?" "Uh, it's when you list all the reindeer. Like this. On Dasher, on Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen. On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen. Ho-ho-ho." The elves cheered for him. "Oh." Henchman chuckled  sheepishly "Why, thank you."

"Rule number two. Santa must remain jolly at all times, must not ever, ever, ever lose his temper. Quit wagging that finger in my face!" Devil blew up the stickler elf as the elves scream. Henchman said "Ugh. See, no. That right there, that's exactly the kind of thing you can't do, boss." "Oh, right. Right." Devil then brought him back. elves said "Aw." "Rule number three. Every kid on the nice list must receive their presents." Stickler-Elf clears his throat. Devil groaned "Fine. How many nice kids can there be anyway?" Stickler elf unloaded the list to see a lot of nice girls and boys. Devil growled then burned "I will burn you!" Henchman put him out with a water bucket "Uh-uh-uh. Jolly." "Thank you, Henchman."

"Rule number four. All milk and cookies left for Santa must be consumed." "Doesn't look like that will be a problem, huh, boss?" "Don't touch." "Lastly, rule number five. You must deliver all presents by midnight." The elves cheer for devil "And remember, if you fail, all eternity. Devil laughed "Don't be silly. This will be the best Christmas ever." Devil got in then panicked "I'm gonna be stuck as Santa forever! I'm never gonna get my choo choo, all because I couldn't do one nice thing." "You can do this." "Okay. All right. Fly!" The reindeer didn't move "Why isn't this working?" "Ya gotta do the roll call." "Oh, right." Devil cleared his throat "On Sleazy, on Stinky, on Larry, and Fatso. Were any of those right?" Herman shook his head no. Devil shouted going in flames "Ah! Why do you have such stupid names?" The reindeer neighed and flees in fear flying away. Devil began sobbing. Henchman said "Aw, jeez. Who's gonna pull the sleigh now?" Devil then got an idea "What?" It shows henchman pulling the sleigh. "I am a genius." They landed on a house "Uh, boss, you're gonna make so many kids happy tonight." The devil then dropped the presents down the chimney as they clattered "Uh, careful with those." Devil grunted struggling getting in the chimney Henchman asked "Uh, boss?" "Hmm?" Henchman gave Devil his pitchfork "Oh. Yes, of course. Thank you, Henchman." Devil teleported in then placed the messed up presents under the tree "Ah, that should do it." He was about to leave then he remembered about the most important thing "Oh, right. Santa must eat all the cookies." He went to the cookie plate "Mmm, don't mind if I do." He ate the cookies and drank the milk Ah..." he tossed the glass making it shatter devil went back into the sleigh "Henchman, onward!" Henchman squealed then pulled the sleigh. They went to another house. Devil slipped off the roof into the lights got shocked about three times. Then fell into the snow then got stabbed by icicles. "Yeow-whoo-hoo!" He put the presents down and ate the cookies then got cornered by dogs "Uh, nice doggies." The dogs barked and attacked him. Henchman checked off the list Devil screamed "Yeow!" "Remember, jolly!" Devil put presents in 8 cats stockings then about to eat a plate of  cookies but he saw 8 plates of them then he cried eating the cookies. He put presents under a tree henchman crossed off the name on the list. Then they went to the next house. Devil gave the phone a present which turned out to be his soul. The phone cheered. Then went to another house he gave Sammy his rocket shop, then gave his sister glue remover (I'm guessing Suzy is Sammy's sister). Then house after house, presents went under the tree and ate the cookies and drank the milk as Henchman crossed off the names off the list. Devil was shown to be full of cookies and milk. Henchman said "Hang in there, boss. You're almost done. And, after you deliver the last present, you get to fly away and call out, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"" Devil wiped off the crumbs "I'm not saying that. The only reason I've been doing any of this is for my choo choo. Now, how many more houses do we have left?" Henchman checked the list "Good news. You've only got one house left." He saw the names "Ooh." Henchman then closed the list then said nervously "Yep, just one more." Devil sighed "What a relief!" Then he saw that it was the dreamer castle covered in lights and decorations. Devil groaned "Agh! You have got to be--" henchman helped him. "Uh-uh-uh. Jolly." Devil groaned. Henchman landed the sleigh and saw Devil sulking "Come on, boss. You can do this. Because tonight, you are Santa." Devil got up then grabbed the bag. "And every kid on that nice list deserves a present from Santa, even The--" Don't say their name, or I'll throw up." Then Devil teleported into the castle "Now, where is that stupid tree?" He saw the burned tree "Ugh. What happened here? Ugh. Whatever." He then placed books for mugman and Penny, new chalk for Rudy, new parts for Zooble, prank stuff for Jax, a sewing kit for Ragatha, new masks for gangle, a gummigoo plush for pomni, a bug catching kit for Kinger, a new guitar for Frida, Tigre gloves for manny, parts for robot jones, matching pajamas for bunny and Candy, a English book for Jean Francois, new items for robot jones' friends, poke puffs for the Pokémon, a toy plane for snap, then he pulled out two gifts for Bella and Dreamworks, then he felt something then he pulled out a train. Devil said "It can't be. It's my choo choo." He gasped he saw it was for cuphead "What? This must be some sort of mistake. This is supposed to be my choo choo. That little cup has been naughty all year. He doesn't deserve a choo choo!" Then he got an idea "Hmm. Perhaps I could just keep his present for myself. That would teach that brat a lesson." He put the train into his coat "Why, yes, of course. What better present is there than learning a valuable lesson?" Then he heard Cuphead's voice "Santa?" He saw the kids downstairs. They smiled "Is it really you?" Devil chuckled nervously "It sure is. Ho-ho-ho?" Nobita chuckled sheepishly as they walked up to him "We were worried maybe you weren't comin'." Devil chuckled nervously "Whatever do you mean?" Manny said "Well, we know some of us have been kinda naughty this year. It's just hard bein' nice all the time, you know?" Devil grunted then wailed "You have no idea" Devil ate the cookies then drank the milk tossing the glass making it shatter, as the kids saw the shattered glass on the floor. Robot jones said "You know what, Santa? Even if one of us didn't make it onto that nice list, getting to meet you has made this the best Christmas ever." Devil asked "Really?" "That's right." Devil sighed "Fine." Devil gave cuphead the toy train "Here." Cuphead was happy "Wow! Thanks, Santa!" Cuphead tried to get the rain out of his hand the other helped Cuphead then "Thank you. Thanks." They finally got the train out of the devils hand "Oh boy! A choo choo! Just what I wanted." Cuphead began playing with the train "It's the best present I ever got." Devil cried "You're the best, Santa. Isn't that right, Mr. Choo Choo?" Cuphead pulled a string then it toots. Devil gasped "The little noise! I..." Devil tried to get the train "No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm going." Devil began to leave "Hey, Santa?" "Yes?" "Merry Christmas." Devil inhales deeply "Merry Christmas." Devil then teleported out of the house. Henchman asked "So? How'd it go?" Devil sighed "Boss?" Devil said "Ugh. It was awful. I did something... nice." Henchman gasped "Something nice? Do you realize what that means?" Devil gasped "The nice list!" They were looking at the list for something to happen but nothing did. The devil groaned in defeat. Then henchman saw a glow "Boss, look!" Devil gasped. They both saw Devil's name on the nice list. They both laughed and jumped in cheer "You did it! Now let's get back to the North Pole. There's a choo choo with my name on it." Then they went back to the workshop where the elves cheered and clapped for them "Thank you. Thank you, everyone." "Masterfully done." "Why, thank you, Stickler Elf. I find that when I set my mind to something and I truly believe in myself, I can do anything I want." Henchman saw a change in Devil "Boss!" "You know, if--" Devil saw the cloud from before then Devil saw that he gasped then looked at himself "I'm back! I'm me again!" He kissed his hands "Oh!" Devil hugged himself "Mm-mmm-mmm." Then Santa appeared "Ho-ho-ho." Henchman said happily "Santa!
"Very well done." "Well, Santa, I delivered all the presents. It's a Christmas miracle." "And now I get my choo choo." "Oh no. Your present is even better than a choo choo." Devil gasped "Better than a choo choo?" "Oh yes. And that present is the joy of being nice!" The elves said "Aw!" "Aw, that's so sweet."

Devil said "Oh! The joy of being nice. That is so..." Devil shouted "...STUPID!!! You are all a bunch of idiots!" Devil grabbed henchman's hand "Henchman, we're leaving." Henchman waved his hand bye "Bye, Santa!"

Santa and Stickler-Elf shrugged "Mmm. Mmm."

Devil looked in the fridge then took stickler's sandwich and went to his throne "Even when I do everything I'm supposed to, I still don't get what I want." Then train whistle was heard. Devil gasped then he saw a train "Santa got me a choo choo after all!" He changed into a conductors outfit "I can't believe it! And this one makes an even better noise!" He jumped onto the train "All aboard! Toot! Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga choo choo!" The Devil exclaims and chuckled. It showed henchman with tools and oil on him then he wiped a tear from his eye "Aw. Merry Christmas, boss.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas to one and all!

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