3RD PERSON POV

CELINA, DREAM OF MAGIC (SORCERY/WITCHES) IS COMING

SUBJECT IS HOSTILE

Y/N sighs, heading outside shirtless while he wore PJs as his pants and a wormhole appears.

*WHOOSH*

Celina: So this the one that had my dear friend Kane violated~

Y/N: Hey he had it coming. Besides the booty warriors were watching him anyway.

Celina: He won't even use his powers anymore and sulked in his house ever since.

Y/N: Ain't my damn problem-

*BOOM*

She fires a magic beam though he reflects it back, hitting her square in the face.

Celina: You.....HOW DARE YOU HIT ME?! THE GREATEST WITCH AND SORCERER THERE IS?!

Y/N had to stop himself from laughing along with Lucifer who popped out the house to see the commotion outside as he snaps his fingers.

*WHOOSH*

Y/N: Boy, give me your wand.

Harry: I-

Y/N dodges several magic blasts before he grabs Harry's wand and enters a comical duel with him and Celina blasting and reflecting each other's attacks.

Celina: AVADA KEDAVRA!

*BAM*

Y/N: I'VE BEEN HIT HARDER BY MOSQUITOS THAN THAT CELINA! EXPULSO!

Celina: PROTEGO!

*WHOOSH*

Ron's scarf was deleted from reality, confusing everyone though they watched the two stare at each other.

Y/N: RIDDIKULUS!

Celina: PROTEGO!

*WHOOSH*

Ron was turned into a massive cucumber, everyone staring at him as he struggles.

Ron: W-WHY ME?!

Hermione: Can we even stop them?

Harry: I-I can't fire spells or get close!

Celina: SECTUMSEMPRA!

Y/N: AWAY!

Celina: CRUCIO!

Y/N: I DENY IT!

Dumbledore: Um......can you please-

Celina: Alright then. Let's see you get negate THIS! ERECTUS PREMATURE EJACTUS!

Y/N's face contorts as he bends down, struggling to contain the problem as Celina grins.

Celina: HAH! LOOKS LIKE THAT CAUGHT YOU OFF GUARD HUH?

Dumbledore: *shocked and horrified* 'Great heavens...for a spell to do that!'

Celina: BLOOD LINK! ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO ME HAPPENS TO YOU TOO!

Y/N: Alright fine then! UNEXPECTO IMPREGGO!

Minerva: P-Professor that's not even a-a spell! HOW DID-

Dumbledore: Don't question....the unusual.

She was flabbergasted, horrified at the monstrosity as Celina freaks out at the sight of her pregnant belly while Y/N was just chill about being pregnant for whatever reason.

Y/N: Uh......is there a spell that does this?

Hermione: Uh.....not that we know.....of?

Dumbledore: This.....I must say is quite strange.

Y/N: THEN FETUS DELETUS!

*BOOM*

He returns back to his natural form with Celina using another spell to revert herself bac-

Y/N: LEGILIMENS!

Celina: UNO REVERSAL!

Y/N: AH AH AH!

Y/N's eyes roll to the back of his head as Celina enters his mind, triumphant at having done so before she sees utter chaos and was booted out by the two entities protecting him.

Celina: *gasp* W-What the hell was that?!

Y/N: Pure chaos. INVERTO GENUS!

Celina: Wha- WHY AM I A GUY?!

Y/N: Woah I'm a girl now.

Celina had a face full of horror while Y/N looks at his figure in awe.

Ron: HEY! WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE MALFOY INTO A GIRL?!

Malfoy: Wait WAIT HOLD-

Y/N changes him into a girl as he(she) lets out a shrill scream and people begin laughing.

Malfoy's Friends: D-DRACO!

CLEAN

Y/N: Alright.

Celina: AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE! DIE! JUST FUCKING DIE! EAT THIS!

*WHOOSH*

Y/N: *confused* Is that it?

Celina:..............HOW?!

Y/N: Because it doesn't WORK! THAT'S WHY! NOW FEEL THIS! ERECTUS PREMATURE EJACTUS!

Celina groans, bending down as Y/N continues.

Y/N: CAERULEUS TESTICULUS TORSIO!

Celina: *SQUEAK* M-MY BALLS! H-HOW ARE YOU NOT AFFECTED?!

Y/N: I'M A GIRL NOW THAT'S WHY! AND THE MAGIC'S PERMANENT FOR YOU!

Celina: 'NO I CAN'T CHANGE MYSELF BACK NO MATTER HOW MUCH POWER I PUT INTO MYSELF!' NNNNOOOOOOOOO!

Y/N: YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH! *cough* Ok....I cancel the spell that affects us both and now....

Y/N: Shit yourself.

Celina was screaming incoherently as she(he) was humiliated in front of a large audience, unable to do anything other than lash out with her useless magic while Y/N trolls her endlessly.

Later

Y/N: And yeah that's pretty much what happened.

Everyone:....

Cerberus: Aw man I wanted to watch.

Revy: Same.

Rize: Should've done more.

Justice: *munch* Nice house though gotta admit. We did change a few things.

Y/N: I can see that.

Pandemonica: *yawn* Mmmm....so what now?

Y/N:......Hmmmm.......'Damn I had a nice ass as a girl.'

Next Chapter:

No Justice in Fontaine