Slay a Dragon
3RD PERSON POV
Y/N: This much.
Eina: EH?! WHY- THESE ARE ALL MATERIALS THAT YOU'D ACQUIRE ON THE 59TH FLOOR!
Y/N: Wait which floor was I not supposed to explore?
Eina: IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME HERE! YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO EXPLORE THE FIRST FLOOR!
Y/N: I don't give a shit.
He collects the millions of currency with Buddy trotting alongside him and heads outside to find more adventurers looking at him weirdly.
*CREAK*
Syr: Hello! What would you like?
Y/N could immediately sense her facade, having watched the anime and read the Danmachi manga altogether as he orders a drink and sits down.
Y/N: Ah man. Let me take a look at the bucket list.
BECOME AN ADVENTURER
BECOME A HERO
Y/N: Hero.........what's really a hero? A job? A title?
COMMAND: STORE ALL MONEY
He shrugs and checks the adventurer one out as people head inside the bar.
Y/N: Eh it's nothing personal. I'll just be my own thing!
Bete: Oi!
Y/N ignores the guy, Buddy also writing down ideas of his own using telekinesis as the guy stomps over to him.
Bete: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Y/N: *turns* Yeah I've heard. What do you want?
Bete: What's your name?
Y/N: Why should I speak to someone as rude as you?
Bete: THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHI-
*CRACK*
Y/N punches him square in the face, knocking him unconscious before writing down more things.
GO ON A DATE
RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
TRY SUSHI
SEE AN AURORA
GROW A COOL BEARD
MARATHON ON THE RESIDENT EVIL SERIES
FISH IN THE SEA
SLAY A DRAGON
Y/N: Wait.....slay a dragon. 'One eye dragon eh?'
Ais: A bucket list?
Y/N: What is something you wish to do? Like anything.
Ais:..........I want to be strong enough to defeat the one eyed black dragon.
Y/N: Well that kinda fits slaying a dragon......on second though I'll go do that right now.
He disappears in a flash, dragging Buddy along as they entered a cave.
Y/N: HEY DRAGON! COME AND FIGHT ME COWARD!
OEBD: *GROWL*
*WHOOSH*
Y/N: *grin* Tell me when you're ready-
Y/N: Ah my clothes.
*BOOM*
He was blasted with a fiery beam of energy, burning all his clothes into ashes before smacking the dragon.
*SMACK*
Y/N: HEY! I LIKED THESE CLOTHES DUMBASS!
OEBD: *WHIMPER*
Later
Ais: O-One eyed black dragon!
???: EH?! HOW IS IT HERE?!
Gods and their familia frantically run out, ready to fight the dragon though strangely it was roaring in a panic and trying to fly away from something and even turning into a serpent like dragon to fly faster.
Bete: What the-
Y/N: OI! YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY SO EASILY!
*GRAB*
Y/N was laughing while using the dragon as a literal jump rope, smacking him around the place before deflating and he enters his mouth.
Y/N: GOMU GOMU NO BALLOON!
*BOING*
The dragon bounced around, screaming as his insides felt like on fire but to everyone the sight was just comedic as Y/N's face appears on the belly.
Y/N: I'M GONNA SLAY A DRAGON TODAY EVERYONE!
Ais: Can I fight?
Y/N: You're not strong enough.
He shoots out of the dragon's mouth, letting it hack up blood as Y/N puffs his arm up.
OEBD: *COUGHING BLOOD*
*BOOM*
A fist smashes against his head, caving the dragon's skull before Y/N jumps into the air.
GOMU GOMU NO
BAJRANG GUN
*BOOM*
The dragon promptly splatters against the floor, the punch obliterating an entire mountain and more in its surroundings as the whole continent shook.
Y/N: Ah shit I went too far.
He was a bit disappointed but floats down from the air anyway, his air turning back to black and the blonde knight stretches his face out.
Y/N: *muffled* HEY HANDS OFF MY FACE!
Ais: It's stretchy. Your limbs also stretch. Yet the destructive power of this ability is anything unlike I've seen...........teach me to be strong please.
Y/N: Honestly I'm not meant to be a good teacher.
He pushes her away before explaining himself.
Y/N: Hell, I only got these powers recently! Like only a week! *grin* But I must say it's been pretty fun in this world while it lasted!
He checks off his bucket list once more before opening a portal.
Y/N: Don't try to be stronger than everyone. Be the strongest you can be. Live your life freely to the fullest alright? Ima leave now-
Revy: *scowl* The hell did you come from?
Y/N raises his hands up, Buddy disappearing from their sight as the gun was pointed at him.
Y/N: Calm down. No need to fight.
Revy: Try me.
Next Chapter:
A Little Sister
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top