3RD PERSON POV

Sirin: What's that transformation of yours before?

Y/N: Ah that? It's something called the Human Human fruit, Model: Nika. I can stretch myself and the environment around me like rubber. Allows for tomfoolery and creativity which I thrive under. That was the Gear 5 transformation, the one that allows me to be Nika, the sun god himself. The warrior of liberation, Joyboy, many things.

Sirin: I couldn't even hurt you....and you bounced off the walls weirdly. It....*giggle* Was pretty funny.

Y/N: Yup! Now-

*THUD*

He runs through a stone statue with no effort to come face to face with a demon who yawns.

Pandemonica: Name's Pandemonica, hell's customer service. How can I help you?

Y/N: Maybe I can serve you instead?

SUCCESS

Pandemonica: *yawn* Sweet of you to offer. I could really use some coffee though.

*WHOOSH*

Y/N: And coffee I shall give you!

Pandemonica: *confused* How did you-

Y/N: Don't question it. I'm not really a normal human.

Pandemonica: *curious* I can see that. Now the coffee?

He hands him her coffee as she takes a good sip of it and they wait for her to finish.

Pandemonica: *SIP* Mmmm....not bad.

Pandemonica: *grin* You make really good coffee though I prefer double espresso. I might as well lead you throughout hell, though keep making them. Next one's in six hours or I'll break your fingers.

Y/N:.........

Sirin: Ah ok.

Pandemonica: You brought a kid along?

Y/N: Not by choice but eh it's fine.

They walked away with the demon enjoying her coffee and Y/N thinking on how to expand the house in case many more are staying inside.

Later

FIND OUT IF THE BOOTY WARRIORS CAN BE SUMMONED
TRY MAKING GOOD COFFEE

Pandemonica: Booty warrior?

Y/N: Beings who transcend reality and punish those who do evil....mainly males.

Pandemonica: And how do they do that?

Y/N: Booty Backshots.

She raises a brow but Y/N shrugs, not understand how it works really.

Y/N: Dunno how it works but their method of rumbling guts change even the evilest of people and gods.

Pandemonica:.....

Y/N: Eh I know. It's confusing.

Sirin: *NOM*

Y/N: Anyways you hungry?

Pandemonica: Give it.

Y/N slaps away a boulder and spots another demon girl as Pandemonica coughs.

Pandemonica: That's Modeus the lustful demon.

Modeus: You. Me. Now.

Y/N:.........

Sirin: Y/N what is lustful?

Y/N: You heard of sex before?

Modeus: *gasp* Oh my....

Sirin: What's that?

Y/N: I'll tell you about that later. Uh Modeus is it?

She nods, eagerly awaiting his answer as he shrugs.

Y/N: Ain't got time. I'm busy collecting girls.

Modeus: A demon harem?

SUCCESS

Modeus: *gasp* You poor fool...they will rip you to shreds! I have to see this!

Y/N: 'Not like I have a choice but oh well!' Alright let's go. And do you want one?

Modeus:.......

She snatches the pancake from his plate as he jumps into the air, seeing far into the distance before walking away with everyone.

Later

Yamato: Ah so Y/N's stuck in hell.

Rize: *grumble* And someone's forcing him to get a "demon harem."

The girls were sulking except for Yamato who was in high spirits as she smiles.

Yamato: Cheer up everyone! It might be a good thing. Besides, he knows what he's doing and he's loyal to us!

They were reassured while in hell Y/N was swatting away gargoyles left and right with his puffed up hands before-

*BAM*

He was promptly tackled by 3 bodies, slamming him into the ground as he gets up.

Pandemonica: Ah that's Cerberus the triple demon.

Cerberus: Are you a human? A real human? Please take us with you!

Y/N: Mmm......alright! Why not?

SUCCESS

Cerberus: YES! AT LAST! IT'S TIME TO CORRUPT THE MORTAL REALM!

Y/N: Well not in my original world. However with other worlds....*smirk* It's fair game for all of us.

*PAT*

They gasp as he pats their heads, ruffling their ears as they giggle.

Cerberus: *happy* Hey he's good at head pats!

They nuzzle the palm of his hand with each pat with Sirin doing the same and Modeus takes a look at his bucket list.

Modeus: Oh my...that's kinky~

Pandemonica:.......

Sirin: Wait hold on.

MEET ANOTHER DREAM WARRIOR

Pandemonica: Dream warrior?

Sirin: Big brother me about his powers. Apparently there's 19 others with abilities based on their desires and such. There's riches, power.....his is based on freedom.

Modeus: So....he can do whatever he wants?

Sirin: The freedom to do what he wants yeah. I-

Malina: *grumble* Great another brain dead idiot. 'This human....he doesn't look too bad though.'

Y/N: Oh hey.

Malina: Never seen your ugly face before. What are you playing at?

Y/N: I'd like to play with you if that's what you want.

SUCCESS

Malina: Like video games?

Y/N: Yup!

Malina: Sure....why not. As long as you're ok with turn based strategy games.

Y/N typed something into his phone before showing her and she looks through them.

Malina: Hmm......some of them seem good to me. Let me pick one when you get back to the mortal realm.

Y/N: Sure!

DREAM ENTITY DETECTED

A sudden pressure was felt though Y/N dispersed it casually as he looks into the sky of hell to find a wormhole forming.

KANE, THE DREAM OF RICHES - (GREED/ENVY) HAS ARRIVED

PROCEED TO ENGAGE?

Y/N: A DREAM WARRIOR! Now that's off my list.

*WHOOSH*

Kane: Ah welcome 20th dream warrior! I've been expecting you though tracking you is a bit hard.

Y/N:....You look like-

Kane: Gilgamesh? *grin* Yeah I know. Damn.....forming a demon harem?

Y/N: *chuckle* Yeah I know-

Kane: Mind if I take them for myself?

Y/N: What do you mean?

His smile fades, sensing something was wrong as the demons seemed a bit scared of him.

Kane: I mean you already have a harem of your own back in your world. You were also forced into hell with your cute little sister to get a demon harem. If you don't want to why don't you lend them to me to have them join my har-

*BOOM*

Pain suddenly erupted as Y/N's fist smashes into his face, breaking his nose and knocking out all his teeth as his head cracked against the ground.

Kane: ACK! M-MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! YOU! Y-YOU-

*WHOOSH*

Kane: You UTTER FOOL!!!

Kane enters Y/N's mindscape, laughing as he sees Y/N's soul in the shape of a cloud in front of him.

Kane: YOU'LL PAY FOR HURTING ME WEAKLING! NOW WATCH AS I-

*TAP*

Supreme Author: Hmmm...who are you?

Kane: The....hell?

Featherine: Ah he's one of the other dream warriors Y/N told us!

Kane: Hmph. More weaklings! I'll just absorb you too!

He held his hand out, concentrating his powers in an attempt to absorb theirs though that only made the two laugh.

Featherine: *LAUGH* LOOK AT THIS PATHETIC WORM! IS HE ACTUALLY SERIOUS ON TRYING TO OVERPOWER US?!

Kane: WORM?! WORM?! I AM A GOD YOU FILTHY BEINGS-

Supreme Author: *chuckle* Ah how amusing. Now Begone from our sight.

Kane was kicked out of Y/N's mind, his body all healed though Y/N stomps on his foot.

Kane: ACK!

Y/N: My booty is mine it belongs to me. You can't have my booty.

Kane: T-THAT FUCKING HURTS YOU W-WORM!

Yujiro: *grin* Something's gonna be hurting alright when I use THIS worm.

Kane: THE FUCK?!

Yujiro licks his hands rapidly as Y/N sighs before grinning.

Kane: *arrogamt* Oh so you call a muscled red head to fight me?!

Y/N: Nah he's not gonna do that.

Kane: *scoff* How is he gonna beat me?! Convince me to change my ways? Talk No jutsu?

Y/N: He gonna f*** you.

Kane: WHAT?!

Y/N: Don't worry! He won't kill you!

Kane: TO HELL WITH THIS NONSENS-

*SLAP*

Yujiro smacks him, and he lands onto the ground with his legs broken.

Kane: My back MY LEGS ARE BROKEN! HOW?! YOU HIT MY FACE-

Yujiro: *grin* Ah there's a lot where that came from. Just like how I'm gonna cum in you.

He turns to Y/N, nodding his head as Y/N nods back.

Yujiro: You are pure of heart. Don't do evil like the other dream warriors ok?

Y/N: Don't worry I won't.

Yujiro: Good.

Kane: W-What's going to happen to me? H-Hey at least kill me or something! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS MONSTER!

Yujiro: Nah don't worry. I'll just make it so that you'll shit yourself everyday.

Y/N: AND WE'RE LEAVING!

He drags the others away, Sirin startled on what the booty warrior was about to do to the poor guy as Cerberus clings onto Y/N's back.

Y/N: We cool?

Cerberus: Yup!

Pandemonica: Is he going to do it?

*RUMBLE*

Y/N: Already is.

Malina:......Well this might be interesting.

Modeus: He's....interesting for a human. And to be strong too.....

Y/N: I'm just gonna guess the other dream warriors ain't creative enough! Too shallow too perverted to conceited but eh. I'm just me.

Cerberus: And that we like!

Sirin: *MUNCH* Want some?

*NOM*

Sirin:.....That's my hand.

Y/N: Honestly the Kane guy's annoying. Ain't worth my time dealing with him when I got DEMONS TO GET TO!

Next Chapter:

Obtaining a Demon Harem (2/2)