3RD PERSON POV

TV Woman: TVW

Y/N: So you pull on these toilets to take them out though some of them have to be physically incapacitated?

TVW: *thumbs up* :3

Y/N pulls on a toilet, flushing and seemingly killing it as he confirms his suspicion.

Y/N: 'What are the chances I'd visit a world like this that's literally trending?' Is your side like at war or something?

TVW: *nod*

Y/N helped her clear out the area though noticed some cameras and speakers lying around, and he turns his head to see the woman with a sad look on her TV.

TVW: :(

Y/N: Hey don't worry. We'll avenge them.

TVW: *arms out* :(

Y/N gave her a hug, noting the warm feeling of her body as they made contact and separated.

Y/N: Hold on. I sense something coming.

*GRAB*

Y/N grabs the two buzzsaw toilets with extended arms before smashing them against each other.

TVW: :O

Y/N: *grin* My limbs and body can stretch like rubber. I can expand, compress them for extra power and speed, and I am highly resistant to blunt force trauma. Pretty cool eh?

She gave a thumbs up and a smiley face with her TV as they took care of more small fry together.

Y/N: *holding notebook* Can you speak?

TVW: *writing* I prefer not to. But what's this bucket list?

Y/N: I'm just traveling across the multiverse really and completing a bucket list. Me and my friends are always adding things we wish to do.

Y/N explains himself to her, and she nods in understanding to each one of his points before writing something down.

WIN A WAR

Y/N: Ima help you but I have somewhere to be at in 3 hours alright?

TVW: *nod*

Y/N: Good. Where do we go-

*WHOOSH*

She held onto him and they suddenly teleport away through black smoke, reaching a desert like area as Y/N eyes trail to a gun on the ground.

Y/N: Mind if I use this?

She merely gave a thumbs up before the two charged at the toilets who were occupied with their allies.

Later

Police Mutant: I ONLY WISH FOR JUSTICE ON MY COMRADES!

Y/N: *raised brow* Then why were you killing innocent beings before?

The mutant was surprised, seeing a rare human understand his language as Y/N sat on the 2nd floor of a building.

Y/N: Tell me, are you fighting with the toilets for revenge?

Police Mutant: None of your concern human. NOW PERI-

*SLAP*

Y/N vaporizes him with a slap before using his laser cannon to obliterate dozens of toilets, super charging it with electricity as he laughs.

*BAM*

Y/N: OOF!

SPEAKERWOMAN - SW

SW: You never told me there was a human from another world with you!

TVW: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  A strange human indeed. He says his body is like rubber, and he can expand and compress himself in addition to manipulating the elasticity of the environment to whoever he pleases. And he's of another world too. Strange.

Y/N was caught midair by the speakerwoman who excitedly clung onto him and they float down using her jetpack as Y/N meets the others.

CW: He can understand us easily.

Y/N: I mean it's not that hard.

Plunger Cameraman - PCM
Dark Speakerman - DSM

DSM: Can we trust him?

TVW: Of course! He killed quite many toilets after all.

*BOOM*

Y/N unleashes a charge beam from the laser cannon, obliterating an entire fleet of flying toilets behind them though he fries the weapon.

Y/N: Ah shit.

FIX

Y/N: Well that's better. Now where were we?

DSM: Attacking a Skibidi Base human.

Y/N: Name's Y/N.

The dark speakerman corrected himself before they flew through the air, Y/N just floating and flying however with nothing on him as the female speakerman held onto his arm.

SW: You have a girlfriend?~

Y/N: I have two.

SW: So you're cheating?

Y/N: No we all agreed to date. It's a bit out of the ordinary but it works out.

The speakerwoman had a happy expression that emitted from her very being though the TV woman pulled her off.

TVW: Hands off of him.

SW: I mean you have to admit. He's not that bad in looks at all. And he's just like me~ Laid back~ Enjoying ourselves~ Dancing too!~

TVW: -_-

CW/PCM: She has her own antics. Don't mind her.

SW: So he's available~

*WHOOSH*

Rize: Hands off my boyfriend.

Silvia: *GROWLING*

Y/N: Wait I thought-

Silvia: You left your phone on. Your translator of course works wonders....

Rize: *wink* Name's Rize!

SW: *waves* Hello there!~

*SLAP*

Y/N slaps a stray flying toilet with an enlarged hand, knocking it to the ground as they fly to an open areas

Camera Soldier: *confused* Who are they? Humans? The female has a lot of fur, and the other one has strange appendages

TVW: I've acquired valuable allies that can help us.

*BOOM*

An explosion was heard and the alliance begins to retreat though Y/N stood his ground.

SW: Cmon we need to go!

Y/N: Oi don't worry. *grin* I can this myself.

He turns into Gear 5, shocking them all as he laughs before turning around.

EXPAND

Toilets: *SCARED* SKI-

*CHOMP*

He shoves dozens of them into his mouth, the others running away at the sheer expansion of his head as he spits the toilets out like a machine gun.

*BOOM*

Using the supercharged laser cannon he obliterates the other Skibidi toilets with ease, taking them all out and flying back to his allies as the Speakerwoman claps excitedly along with the others.

TVW: >w< *thumbs up*

Y/N: So we're done here?

CW: *nod*

Camera Soldier 5: Hey the alliance has stopped the war for a second. You should see this.

*WHOOSH*

Trio: ???

ADT: What is this?

They stared at a giant gateway that glowed, Y/N confused as this never happened before when it suddenly opens to reveal a calvary of medieval soldiers and monsters charging.

Medieval Soldiers: EVERYONE CHARGE-

Everyone: Dumbass.

*BOOM*

They were all wiped out by a consecutive blast from everyone, vaporizing them immediately as Y/N scratches his head.

Y/N: A bit overkill don't you agree?

Everyone: *thumbs up*

Y/N: I'll try crossing through first-

Scientist: *confused and perplexed*

G-Man: What a strange gateway. There is a strange, dangerous energy source I'm feeling....

Y/N: Yo let me go first-

*BOING*

He jumps through the gateway only for arrows to bounce off his body and flexes his muscles to send the other arrows flying back to their shooters.

Y/N: Hey calm down!

*BOING*

Y/N: I SAID CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

*BOOM*

He stomps the ground, turning it into rubber and sending all the troops flying into the air with a wave motion as everyone crosses through-

Y/N: Wait what?

ADT: I do not know of the impending threat, but I do not have a good feeling about it.

Camera Titan: ???

Y/N: Yo!

TV Titan: :)

The titans all waved at him as he looks into the distance, sensing 9 strong energy sources as he points to a certain direction.

ADT: *grumble* Don't get in our way. We're just as curious.

Juggernaut: The humans are getting back up.

The soldiers continued to charge recklessly and the three sides obliterated them into red mist instantly as Y/N puts on a jetpack.

JETPACK JOYRIDE REAL LIFE

Y/N: I'll check out what's over 75 miles away alright

G-Man: No we will.

Y/N: Nah trust.

He tried to reassure the massive toilets he could be trusted, though they were wary as they were still in conflict with the alliance. However after sensing the dangerous energy signature far away, they reluctantly put aside their difference and they all made their way to various locations as Revy rode on Buddy and Gary had Salem on his back.

Revy: WWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Anyways I'm his younger sister.

TVW - :)

PCM: *thumbs up*

Gary: I'm not your damn horse.

Salem: Well I need something to ride on.

Revy: Pause.

Next Chapter:

Encounters with UnOrdinary, The Beast Pirates, And The Hero Clan

Canon Gate