3RD PERSON POV

Odin: THOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Thor: YOU AIN'T GETTING PAST THE GOD OF THUNDER BOY!

Y/N: *LAUGH* I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

Poor Heimdall and his pet were squished together into a basketball and the two were balling it out in the basketball court while wearing caps.

Y/N: You wanna just get rid of Odin?

Thor: HELL YEAH!

Odin screams as Y/N grabs him, rolling him into a comically large baseball before Y/N extends his arm.

Y/N: BATTER UP!

Thor: CMON!

Kratos:.......

Atreus: May I have a turn?

Thor: *grin* After I hit my father! NOW CMON!

*BOOM*

Y/N throws Odin to Thor as he smacks him with all his might, disintegrating the baseball completely as Y/N turns to see many more enemies rubberized and turned into a ball.

Y/N: We got more people.

Thor: Kid.....*slur* I've been thinking or something. You're young, strong, you got humor and you know how to woo someone.

Y/N: Huh?

Thor: Marry my daughter.

He was drunk out of his mind after just downing a drink Y/N gave him as he sighs.

Y/N: Goddamnit not again.

Mimir: PPPFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Freya:.....What?

Y/N: Kaido just straight up said that to me and told me to marry Yamato as fast as possible.

Thor: *grin* Already met him and her too! Damn we got along. The pirate's kid is fond of you. Even Thrud is interested.

Y/N: Please I already have 5 girls gunning for me.

Thor: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! NOW CMON LET'S SEE HOW YOU PLAY A GOOD GAME!

It ended up being a big game of sports with Thor on one side and Y/N on the other, and even Kratos joined in as Dan joins Y/N.

Later

Kratos: ZZZZEEEEEUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Zeus: MERCY MERCY PLEASE-

*BOOM*

Y/N and his friends casually sat back and watch the angry god beat the shit out of Zeus while his side stared in horror.

Goll: WHY ARE YOU SO CASUAL?! HE'S BEATING ZEUS-

Y/N: Kid everyone in your universe is weak compared to the world that Kratos resides in and used to be. He had massacred the entire Greek pantheon in his world by the way.

Goll: WWWHHHHAAAATTTTTTTT?!

Atreus: *confused* There's a "video game" of dad's life?

Y/N: God of war ascension, chains of Olympus, number one, ghost of Sparda, 2, 3, and there's the two for the Norse mythology called god of war and god of war ragnarok. Just saying......if he was like his young self he would've whooped your ass.

Thor: *grunt* That's something I want to see for myself.

Y/N: Alright suit yourself- wait you say the gods want to kill off humanity?

Goll: Y-Yes?

Y/N: So they need an asswhooping.

Goll: Huh?

Thor: ALRIGHT LET'S FIGHT A BUNCH OF GODS THEN!

Thor jumps away and Y/N shrugs before following him quickly, and everyone records the two beating the shit out of everyone on the god's side with humanity cheering them on.

Later

Kronos: AAAAAHHHHHHH-

*BAM*

Thor and Kratos were beating Kronos up while all the titans, giants and monsters that arrived through the gateway were destroyed behind Y/N.

*BOOM*

Kratos: Huh?

Y/N: A thunderbolt- KKKRRRRAAATTTOOOOSSSS!!!! ANOTHER ZEUS HAS ATTACKED ME!!!!!

Kratos: ZZZZZEEEEEUUUUUUSSSS!!!

Kratos goes apeshit and jumps through the air to wail on another Zeus, the gods incapable of doing anything to remotely harm him as Y/N was recording everything.

Thrud: Wha- *confused* Dad?

Thor: THRUD! WHY DON'T YOU GET TO KNOW THIS YOUNG BOY BETTER?!

Thor and Y/N punch Kronos simultaneously, taking off his head before the god jumps to beat the other surviving titans.

Y/N: Name's Y/N.

Thrud: Thrud. Thrud Thorsdottir. I see you're getting along with my father.

Y/N: He's a nice guy really if you're on his good side.

Thrud: So what's this about you marrying me?

Y/N: His idea not mine.

Thrud: But-

Y/N: Don't question it.

Thor: DO QUESTION IT! HE MAY BE HUMAN BUT HE'S DAMN RIGHT FOR YOU-

Y/N: Look I already have MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS-

Thor: ADD ANOTHER SPOT THEN!

Thor laughs and beats everyone up as Y/N slaps his forehead.

Y/N: He's drunk. Sorry about that.

Thrud: *smirk* You're.....actually not bad.

Y/N: 'AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!'

Later

Y/N: Wait so you're just calling a truce just like that?

Y/N didn't expect to actually be the reason for the truce between the toilets and alliance. However he was glad there was peace now since they can work alongside each other for a better future instead of obliterating the world they are in.

G-Man: I'd rather not fight anymore.

Speaker Man: There are threats we have to face, so we will work along side each other and maybe visit different worlds for trades and further advancements in our technology. Thank you for helping us-

Dan's Dad: *pant* O-Oh that was scary!

Dan's Mom: Y-Y/N the trip to Hawaii starts tomorrow! We're waking up by 5 AM!

Y/N:......Ah shit I forgot to pack.

Revy: You literally can just summon it-

???: ZZZZZEEEEEUUUUUSSSSSSS I BRING THE DESTR- Wait where's everyone? ANOTHER ME?!

Kratos: Oh..........

Chaos unfolded, but everyone genuinely had a fun time together though Y/N had a thought.

Y/N: Wait why are the seats cancelled and being taken by the others?

SW: Cause we all want to come with you!

Next Chapter: Going to Hawaii (1/3)