3RD PERSON POV

Y/N: How.....HOW DID THEY MASSACRE THE FUCKING JOHN WICK SERIES HERE?!

Judy: Although I normally don't watch movies like that I-

Nick: Eh it's terrible. I recommend you don't watch it-

Y/N: LIKE HELL I WILL WATCH ANOTHER SECOND THIS MONSTROSITY OF A TRILOGY!

He sobbed comically, having seen the horrors of this world's movies being even worse than his world's movies. He whips out his computer before playing the first John Wick movie in HIS world, the two taken aback as he turns up the volume.

Nick: Wait there's an exact replica of this?! Why do they have no fur?

Y/N: Because they don't.

Bogo: No fur huh.

They watched the first 20 minutes as more boarded the plane, some tearing at the sight of John mourning his dog's death though the three were impressed at how it was so much better.

Nick: That.....IS SO MUCH BETTER!

Bogo: Quick question. We never seen someone like you before so mind telling us predator or prey?

Y/N: Both.

They were confused however as Y/N explained.

Y/N: People like me are both. We hunt smaller prey for food before like.....the prey. Yeah exactly like them. But when it comes to the predator, they will snack on us.

Bogo: Huh....so it's like a middle ground between them.

Revy: Yup. We can eat both meat and vegetables......though meat tastes better of course.

Y/N: I like potatoes, cucumbers and carrots though.

Judy: *chuckle* Same! I mean I'm a rabbit of course but you like carrots?

Y/N: Honestly depends on what they're like and how they're cooked. Anything can be good to me if it's cooked in a certain way.

???: Hey handsome~

Y/N:................

Y/N: It's a.........furry. 'WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I NOT SEE ONE OF THEM!'

Judy: Yeah you don't know? There's also Beastman furrys and anthros and such........to be fair you seem like one of them without the fur.

Y/N and Revy had weird looks on their faces, seeing a wolf like woman being harassed by three others as Bogo was about to get up-

Y/N: Hold on. Let me handle this peacefully. EXCUSE ME Y'ALL!

???: Eh? The guy's got no fur.

???2: Oi! This ain't none of your business!

Y/N: Well it is my business if you're gonna mess with my girlfriend! 'WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT?!'

Revy: PPPPPFFFFTTTTTTT!!!

The wolf guys all laughed as the tallest one grinned.

???3: *grin* Why is she gonna date a weakling like you?

Y/N: Wanna bet on that? Let's see those muscles!

The wolf guy got the hint and took off his jacket and shirt while Y/N threw his shirt at his little sister as his opponent flexes in front of him.

???3: *grin* How shout that? You-

*WHOOSH*

Their jaws dropped at the sight of the human's bulging muscles as he flexed at them.

Y/N: *grin* I know how to use these muscles too in fighting so you better run!

???2: I know I'm strong but the kid's got more muscle than all of us combined. I ain't messing with that.

???3: *DEPRESSED* Oh man.

Y/N: Now run along-

*CRACK*

A punch was thrown and Y/N kicks the guy's nuts before knocking him out with a fist to the chin.

Y/N: *raised brow* Really?

???/???2: We humbly regret and apologize for everything.

They bowed respectively before they w dragged their dumbass friend back to their seat and Y/N shivers as he sat down next to his sis who hands him the computer again.

Bogo: Not bad. You have quite the sleeper build.

Revy: More like a coma build.

Y/N: *deflated* Oh god I bullshitted all that and for what?

Nick: *whistle* You handled that quite well.

There were many anthros on board that whistled, the females blushing and waving to Y/N as he hides his head.

Nick: Cmon now you got all the ladies of all different species!

Y/N: I never managed to pull a single girl in young years though.

Bogo: This movie is a lot better than ours.

???: Hey.

???: I could've handled that myself. But thank you.

Y/N: Eh your welcome.

???: And that's my seat.

Y/N removes his arm from her seat before resuming the movie as he pulls out popcorn.

Later in 2 hours

*CRUNCH*

Nick: Damn it's better than our Trilogy.

ZOOTOPIA

They were taken aback by the Zootopia movie popping up and Y/N doesn't hesitate in watching it as they had many reactions.

Nick: Uh.........*impressed* I admit I'm honored to be in a....movie. As protagonist nevertheless! *laugh* Who knew?!

Bogo: *impressed* I'm impressed. You have a good worth ethic despite your disadvantage.

Judy: *chuckle* Aw thank you- wait how do the directors know my entire life perfectly?

Y/N:..............I don't really have an explanation.

Bogo: 'Maybe they're of a different world. There has been cases like that before.'

They brushed that aside though, enjoying the movie as Y/N summoned various accommodations and such.

Robber: EVERYONE DO NOT MOVE AND-

*CLICK*

Y/N: Wanna try?

He held a shotgun to one of their nuts, and they all dropped their weapons as he breaks the toy gun.

Y/N: You have a soldier right next to me, 3 of the most experienced and toughest officers in Zootopia, 4 bodyguards behind you with guns, an airline Marshall with a gun too to your left. Please sit down on the empty seats.

They all sat down far away, sweating as hundreds of eyes stared at them.

Y/N: And back to the movie.

Y/N/Revy: *SLURPING*

*BEEP*

Dan: Yo Y/N! How's the airplane ride going?!

Y/N: Good-

Judy: Woah what kind of phone is that?

The rabbit and fox perked up from behind Y/N's head as Dan's jaw was agape.

Dan: Damn Zootopia?

Y/N: Kinda like that. Think if like every single anime, show and such with anthromorphic animals and more.

Dan: So who's the lady next to you?

???: Oh I'm his girlfriend.

Y/N: *CHOKING*

*BAM*

Revy punches him in the stomach, making him cough as Dan raises a brow.

Dan: Y/N......I didn't know you were into that kind of shit.

Y/N: Wait hold on its not like that-

Dan: BUTYOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE ME?! BLASPHEMY!

Y/N: I AIN'T GOT A DAMN GIRLFRIEND-

The woman loops an arm around his shoulder, smirking as Y/N was screaming on the inside.

???: Name's Silvia. Yes he's my boyfriend.

Dan: DAMN Y/N!

Y/N: NO I'M NOT!

Airplane Attendant: Please be quiet.

Y/N: Yes mam. *turns* I'm not that much of an adult. I just turned 18.

Silvia: 32.

Y/N: Yeah no-

Dan: Hey check the bucket list!

ONE HAREM MEMBER MUST BE A MATURE WOMAN MORE THAN 10 YEARS OLDER HUMAN OR NOT HUMAN

NO TAKE BACKS

Y/N: MOTHERFUCKER!

Dan: You're gonna be fucking something real soon-

Y/N: Fuck that. What happened to the people that framed me?

Dan: Well they were dragging your name through the mud and like making fun of you but then something happened. Apparently they had done the same thing to others and accusing them. On the train, at the girl's dad's workplace, and much more. They got a massive scandal on their hands and the kids already been convicted and sent to jail for life for other things like drugs......and even murder.

Y/N: Honestly fuck them.

Dan: You know the option of living with us is still available.

Y/N: I never had any freedom before Dan. Not with my classmates. Not with my fake friends. Not with my family. I'd rather be free to do what I want for the rest of my life, and I'm not changing that.

Dan: Can I bring my little sister over when you're at the beach?

Y/N: Sure-

Judy: SSSSHHHHHH!!

They got to a good part of the Zootopia movie, and Y/N moves the phone so Dan could watch too while his little sister comes in.

Melinda: Oooo!

Later

Revy: Maybe you should keep a journal of which worlds we've visited.

Y/N: I got it in memory. Let's get something to eat before we board the second flight.

Haru: You two look strange.

Revy: Yeah I know rabbit.

*MUNCH*

Revy: Damn this is good.

Nick: Hmmm....*raised brow* Now why would one of these lines on the bucket list say beat the shit out of the police and it's crossed?

Revy immediately excused herself to the restroom as Y/N sighs.

Y/N: When I found Revy, she had a bad rep with the city police department.

Bogo: So she's a troublemaker.

Y/N: Sort of. But it wasn't her fault. She had a shitty alcoholic dad.

Nick: That....beats her?

Y/N: Yup.

They had angered looks on their faces as he continues.

Y/N: No one to be there for her. She couldn't go to school. Had to live a poor life. The police wasn't much better. They were corrupt with a suspicious payroll by the city government.

Bogo: So they arrest her without probable cause.

Y/N: Sometimes it's justifiable for sure. But once she's arrested............*sigh* Lets just say one of them likes kids and women.

Judy: Why.....*horrified* O-Oh my...

They had horrified looks on their faces as Y/N sighs.

Y/N: She's really traumatized. Often cries in her sleep with nightmares. So you know what? I went to that corrupt police department and whooped all their asses. As for that one guy....well he likes children so I took away his children.

Silvia: *raised brow* And how did you take away his children?

Y/N: I grabbed a 50 pound dumbbell like the ones you use to lift and smashed his nuts like once. I came back and did it 7 more times. Revy wanted part of it so she used a golf club. I also used a taser and baton.

The males immediately covered their crotch, seemingly feeling the pain as Silvia grins at what the officer went through.

Y/N: There's no point letting Revy live in that hellhole so I, as a big brother will give her the life she never had before.

Y/N: So how's the Zootopia movie?

Nick/Judy: TEN OUT OF TEN.

Y/N: There's 3 more John Wick movies but I'd rather have more variety so let's watch Kung Fu Panda, Planet of the Apes, Megamind-

They looked at his computer, seeing that each one had sequels though one caught their eye.

Nick: *confused* What's with Megamind vs Doom Syndicate?

Y/N: Don't watch it. It's the literal worst sequel I've ever seen of any movie. HELL, there's more than a decade between them...AND THE ANIMATION SOMEHOW GOT WORSE!

Nick: Gotcha.

PLEASE BOARD PLANE #### THAT WILL LEAVE IN 30 MINUTES

*WHOOSH*

Later

Y/N: *SNORE*

Rize:.........Hey.

Everyone was fast asleep, having watched two movies with 2 hours and 45 minutes left on the flight as she pokes Y/N's cheek.

Y/N: *wakes up* Uh yeah?

Rize: Why have me go with you? I'm a ghoul. I can ki- I mean it's not like I can hurt you but still. Why? Why bring me here so suddenly in the middle of a flight? Why help me?

Y/N: Why not? Everyone deserves to have their freedom. Freedom to enjoy their lives, even for someone like you. And- WOAH!

He snatches the box of candy away from Rize, not wanting a repeat of the incident 3 hours ago.

Y/N: 'Why is it that everytime she eats good food it's like food wars where they strip?' Let's not repeat the incident 3 hours ago. Here.

She downs the meal in seconds, nearly letting out a moan as Y/N covers her mouth to keep her quiet.

Rize: *muffled* 'O-OH IT'S SO GOOD!~ THE RICE, THE CHICKEN, SOUP, BROWN COFFEE!~ I'LL NEVER EAT HUMANS AGAIN IF THEIR FOOD TASTES LIKE THIS!~'

Y/N: *struggling and whispering* H-Hold on! I know I made it so that you can eat our food now but let's not get naked again like last time!

Everyone was luckily asleep when Y/N was about to say that as he looks up another movie while Rize ate happily.

Airline Comm: Warning! There will be a detour for an extra hour due to the rise in sea attacks from monsters-

Y/N: Monsters eh?

Y/N jumps over to the airplane door, ready to open it as a rhino tries to stop him.

Y/N: I'LL SEE YOU LATER SISTER!

*WHOOSH*

Phasing through, he drops to the ocean and swam as fast as he could.

Y/N: WOOOOOOO-

Y/N: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CROSSOVER OF A DAMN WORLD?! AH FUCK IT! *LAUGH* CMON SEA KINGS!

Y/N didn't have a care in the world as he jumps at the sea monsters. Meanwhile Dan looked at a paper that materialized in his hand, seeing a message sent to him as he blinks.

AS A SIDE EFFECT OF THE IMAGINATION ABILITY

Y/N CANNOT HAVE ANY HUMAN PARTNERS AND THEY MUST HAVE A DIFFERENT ANATOMY

IT IS AN UNFORTUNATE CURSE FROM THE COSMOS BESTOWED ON HIM. THAT'S WHY DESPITE HIS MUSCLES AND PERSONALITY  NO HUMAN GIRL WILL EVER LOVE HIM AS A PARTNER AS EVIDENT BY THE PAST. LOOKING SIMILAR TO HUMANS IS OK HOWEVER

Dan:.........Yamato from one piece. Maybe a Faunus? That zombie mom from that manga? SO MANY WAIFUS SO LITTLE-

*BONK*

Y/N: YO WANT SOME FOOD LATER- WHAT THE FUCK?!

He sees the message, letting out a horrified scream as the portal closes and he was wrestling with the sea king as it thrashed.

Y/N: *WAIL* MY CHANCE AT A NORMAL LIFE WITH A NORMAL GIRLFRIEND GONE TO ASHES!!! WHY IS FATE CRUEL TO ME?!

Sea King: *CHOKE*

Y/N: DAMNIT! *GRIN* FINE THEN! IF THAT'S THE CASE THEN I'LL MAKE DO WITH THOSE I KNOW! I'LL ACCEPT THIS DAMN CHALLENGE AND COMPLETE MY BUCKET LIST!

It seemed like hours, Y/N slaughtering the sea beasts rather easily while inflating and deflating himself.

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Y/N: *LAUGHING* HAHA! THIS IS FUN! WAIT.......ONE OF THE BUCKET LIST WAS TO COOK A SEA CREATURE!

*GRAB*

Meanwhile

Peter: Breaking news!

The two news reporters for Zootopia were reporting from this city , officers and such along with super powered beings standing guard at the beach with the incoming sea monster approaching with 10 others.

Storm King: AHAHA! IT IS I, THE-

Y/N: HEY GIVE BACK THAT BOX

*SMACK*

The storm king, a male shark who was mounted on the serpent like creature was promptly smacked by a Sea King held by Y/N as he slams it onto the beach.

*BAM*

Y/N: SPIT

*BAM*

Y/N: IT

*BAM*

Y/N: OUT!

GOMU GOMU NO PISTOL

*BAM*

He slams his fist against the beast's belly, making him cough up the gift box as he takes a look at it.

Y/N: *DEPRESSED* 'Ah I wanted to give this box of chocolates to Revy. Well at least it's not ruined.'

*BAM*

He kicks the last remaining one unconscious, jumping to Revy as he fruitlessly attempts to wipe the saliva off of it.

Revy: OH FUCK NO I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT!

Y/N: HEY CMON NOW I'M TRYING TO CLEAN IT DAMNIT!

He swung his arm around in circles at hypersonic speeds, drying the box before opening it.

*MUNCH*

Y/N: Good isn't it?

Revy: *thumbs up*

Nick: Ok......WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS?!

Y/N: That I do not give a fuck about my own safety. And I gotta cross this off my bucket list!

Next Chapter:

Swimming in the Sea

Saving Ace

Go on a Date

Become a Hunter

Teach Huntsman Brats

Fight Gods