Bold = Talking
Bold = whispering
*bold* = non violent action like *Jumps*
BOLD = YELLING
*BOLD* = Violent action *PUNCH*
Bold = Talking in bills voice
Bool = whispering in his voice
BOLD = YELLING IN HIS VOICE
Y/B = bill is in control

(POV Y/n)

I was sitting in the ORC room reading a book about devils, as I was eating everyone walked in

Rias: Y/n, what are you doing here

Y/n: decided to come here since I don't feel like walking home

Issei: can't you teleport

Y/n: yeah but......shut up Issei

Rias walked to her desk and Koneko stood in front of me

Y/n: what's up

Koneko: you're in my spot

Y/n: oh I'll move then

Before I could move, Koneko sat on my lap

Y/n: ummm

Akeno: Koneko, why are you in Y/n's lap

Koneko: I have a new seat now

Y/n: you know what, I don't wanna argue about this, I don't care

I took off my hat and pulled a chocolate bar out of it, I gave it to Koneko she took off the wrapper and began to nibble on it, I put my hat back on and looked at Rias

Y/n: so Rias are we doing anything today, or am I just gonna let Koneko her get comfy

Koneko: I'm already comfy

Rias: actually there is something we are doing today, we are going to be getting Issei and Asia a familiar

Issei: whats a familiar and why do we need one

Rias: well familiars help you out with anything that they can, and you'll need one because I'm taking you off flier duty, here's my familiar

Rias then summoned a cute bat

Rias: this is my familiar, I believe you two have met Issei

The bat then turned into a cute girl

Issei: shes the girl who gave me the flier

Rias: indeed she is

Akeno: this is my familiar

Issei: woah, that's one small familiar

Koneko got off my lap and held out her arms and a white cat appeared in her hands

Koneko: this is Shiro

Issei walked towards Koneko and tried to pet Shiro, only for it to attack him

Issei: ahh, bastard cat

Shiro looked at me and jumped from Koneko's arms onto my lap, Shiro meowed as I began to pet her as she just lied in my lap and purred

Rias: that's very strange

Y/n: what is

Rias: Shiro just met you and already trusts you, it took a few weeks for her to stop attacking Kiba

Y/n: what can I say, I'm good with cats

Kiba: and this is my familiar

Issei: don't care

I used my power to knock issei to the ground

Y/n: sorry about him Kiba, so what's your familiar

He summoned his familiar and it was a red fox

Y/n: that's cute

Kiba: thanks

Then there was a knock at the door

Rias: come in

The doors opened and Sona and the rest of the student council walked in

Y/n: damn Issei, how much trouble you in to bring the whole student council here

Issei: shut up

Asia: who's that

Issei: oh that's Sona Shitori, shes the head of the student council, behind her is the rest of the student council, but what are they doing here

Boy: Rias, I'm surprised you didn't tell your little boyfriend about us

Sona: Saji behave, Rias and I had promised each other, that we wouldn't interfere with each other

Saji: oh my apologies

Sona: anyway, this is my new pawn Saji Genshirou

Issei: wait you're a pawn too, that means we are the same

Saji: oh please, to say I'm the same as a pervert like you makes my soul hurt, I'll have you know I took up 4 pawn pieces

Sona: Saji be quiet, Issei here has taken up all 8 pieces

Saji: what, a pervert like him took up all 8 pieces

Sona: Saji, apologise

Saj: *sighs* I'm sorry

He made eye contact with Asia and shook her hand

Saji: it's nice too meet a beautiful girl like you

Issei then grabbed Saji's and and violently shook it

Issei: names Issei, you go near her and I'll gladly kill you

They both then looked at each other with eyes of death

Sona: I'm sorry for Saji's actions

Rias: and I'm sorry for Issei's

Y/n: Rias don't apologise for my brother, he's a moron

Sona was shocked and looked at me

Sona: is he a piece as well Rias

Rias: that's the thing, he isn't a devil, he's just a human

Saji kicked Issei across the room and looked at me

Saji: why is a weak human in the presence of us devils

Y/n: if you've seen the things I've done, you wouldn't be calling me weak

Saji: oh really, and what could a human like you do

I stood up and gave Shiro back to Koneko, I looked at Saji and raised my hand

Y/n: I'll fix it once I'm done

Rias: fix what

Before I responded a giant blue laser came out of my hand and made a giant hole in the wall, I lowered my hand as Saji was scared

Y/n: am I still weak

Saji ran and hid behind Sona as I made the wall and everything outside fix

Rias: may I ask what brings you here Sona

Sona: well, I was just coming by to let you know that I'll be getting Saji a familiar

Rias: well there's a issue about that

Sona: what's that

Rias: I was going to get Asia and Issei a familiar

Sona: well we both know that both peerages can't get a familiar

Rias: then we have to settle this

Sona: I hope you aren't suggesting a rating game

Y/n: *Telepathic* Bill what's a rating game

Bill: *Telepathic* a rating game is a competition between two Devils with a peerage

Y/n: *Telepathic* thanks Bill

Sona: alright then, we will start tomorrow

Rias: alright then

Sona and the rest of the student walked out of the room

(TimeSkip 3:40pm)

All the students were gathered around watching Sona and Tsubaki vs Rias and Akeno, they were playing tennis, the match begun and everyone was cheering

Bill: *Telepathic* hey kid

Y/n: *Telepathic* yeah

Bill: *Telepathic* I need to talk to you in person, go behind the ORC building

I told Koneko and Kiba I'll be right back and went behind the ORC to see Bill in his human form and he looked frightened

Y/n: are you okay dude, you look frightened

Bill: one of my old 'friends' is here on earth, he's somewhere in America and I know that he's going to cause chaos, we are gonna have to wait a while until we can fight him

Y/n: why not fight him now

Bill: because he's hidden, I need sometime to look for him

Y/n: alright, well I'm going to chill in the ORC building

Bill: alright

I walked to the front of the ORC building and pulled out a book and began to read it

(TimeSkip 30 minutes)

As I was reading the door opened and in walked in Rias and the others

Y/n: so who won

Koneko showed me the rackets which had burnt holes in them

Koneko: it was a draw

Y/n: so who's getting a familiar then

Rias: Sona and I talked about it and we are meeting at 4:00 am tomorrow for a game of Dodgeball

Y/n: why so early

Rias: so that we can use magic

Y/n: of course, well I'm going to head home

Rias: alright, everyone you can go too, remember 4:00am

Kiba, Koneko and Akeno left and I teleported Issei, Asia and I back home, I went in my room and just started watching YouTube videos

(TimeSkip 4:00am)

I was in the school gym watching the others prepare for the game, I'm not joining because I'm lazy, as I was watching them Issei came over to me

Issei: hey bro I have a question

Y/n: what's up

Issei: how did you gain powers

Y/n: if I told you, you'd tell me it's impossible

Issei: try me

Y/n: *sighs* fine, you remember at the church, before I killed Raynare, do you remember what I said

Issei: yeah, you said "first you try to kill me and now you kill someone who didn't deserve it"

Y/n: yeah, you see, last week on Tuesday I was out for my nightly jog, until Raynare said I have a sacred gear in my body which isn't unlocked, so she decided to kill me and take it for herself, but just before I died I was saved

Issei: by who

Y/n: a man named Bill, he said that he was close to death and the only way for him to live is if I let him become my second sacred gear, and so I let him

Issei: what's the sacred gear that Raynare wanted

Y/n: thats the thing, I don't think there is a sacred gear, because Bill can't sense it and it hasn't shown, so I don't think I have one, maybe Raynare got me confused with someone else

Issei: well I'm glad Bill saved you, I don't think I could live without you

Y/n: same here bro

The gym doors opened and the student council walked in

Y/n: go kick their asses bro

Issei: I will

(TimeSkip 30 minutes)

After a long game of Dodgeball and Issei having his balls crumbled to dust, Rias had won the game, she said that I was welcome to come with to the familiar forest, I obviously agreed and we are now in the forest

Issei: is this the place

Rias: Yep

Asia then hid behind me

Y/n: Asia why are you hiding behind me

Asia: cause I'm scared

I turned around and pulled Asia into a hug

Y/n: I'll protect you don't worry

????: what do we have here

I made a golden gun appear in my hands and aimed it, I looked around and saw no one

Rias: Y/n, put the gun away

I put the gun down as a man dressed in what appears to be something a child would wear to look cool on his first day of school (that rhymed) had appeared in front of us

Y/n: who's he

Zatouji: the names Zatouji and I'm the familiar master, so what kind of familiar are you after

Issei: do yo have any sexy ones with big boobs

I slapped Issei on the back of his head knocking him down

Zatouji: a familiar isn't supposed to be something to ogle at, a familiar is supposed to help you with things

Asia: I would like a cute one please

Zatouji: a cute one, done and done, now follow me

We followed Zatouji through the familiar forest until we got to a lake

Zatouji: this is where female Undines live, they're like water sprites

Issei: water sprites

Issei began to have sexual thoughts about them until the water started to bubble

Zatouji: look ones coming out now, this is a very special moment

Soon a water sprite had risen from the lake, however it wasn't a curvy female like issei wanted but instead it was a women with the build of a bodybuilder

Issei: what the fuck is that

Zatouji: that is a water sprite, so you want it

Issei: no thanks, it looks like it's going to become worlds strongest man

Zatouji: actually thats a female

Issei: oh god, I'm gonna be sick

Y/n: alright let's continue before Issei starts to cry and shit

We then walked away from the lake and continued to walk but not find anything until

Zatouji: look

We all looked up to see a small dragon sitting on a tree

Issei: woah what's that

Zatouji: that is a sprite dragon, it may look cute but can be deadly

Asia: like Y/n

Y/n: what

Asia: nothing

Rias: maybe it could be Issei's since he has a dragon gear

Issei: you're right, dragon I chose-

Issei was interrupted by the girls screaming, I looked and saw green slime falling from a different tree onto the girls, it began to eat their clothing, Kiba and I went to stop it but were stopped since the thing covered our eyes

Y/n: ahh motherfucker

Asia: it's eating my clothing

I grabbed the slime and began to pull it but it was wrapped around my head, I then shot a laser beam from my eyes killing it, I grabbed the one on Kiba and ripped it off him and burnt it, I summoned a blue flame around my hand and shot it towards Rias, Akeno and Koneko, which had killed the slime, however both Rias and Akeno were basically naked, only having their underwear on, I looked at Asia and raised my hand but before I killed it Issei blocked me by hugging Asia

Y/n: brother move

Issei: no, this slime is perfect for me

Zatouji: I don't know why you want such a useless familiar

Issei: it's not useless, it's perfect and I will-

Issei was then shocked by a bolt of lightning, I use my power to burn the slime, we then see the same dragon from before    fly down and land on Asia's shoulder

Zatouji: he only acts violent in defence, so he probably thought that the slime and the boy were attacking her

Rias: alright Asia, to make it yours you just need to do a chant

Y/n: okay before we continue *snaps fingers*

The girls clothes had reappeared on them, Asia put the dragon on the ground and began to do her chant

Asia: in the name of Asia Argento I....umm....I bind thee as my familiar

After she had binded him, it flew into her arms and began to cuddle into her neck

Asia: okay Rassei calm down

Issei: Rassei

Asia: yeah because he shoots lighting and because I kind stole the last part from your name

Issei: well that's nice of you, *walks up to Rassei* nice to meet you Rassei

However rather then be nice to him Rassei just shot lightning at Issei, knocking him to the floor

Zatouji: right should have mentioned, this male dragon isn't very kind with other males

Y/n: oh really

I walked up to Asia and looked Rassei in the eyes, we looked at each other and he did a light roar and flew from Asia and into my arms

Issei: what, why didn't he attack you

Akeno: sprite dragons only like those with a pure heart, guess Y/n has one of those

Y/n: guess I do, go on Rassei go back to Asia

Rassei flew back to Asia as I looked at Rias

Y/n: we should be heading back don't you think

Rias: what about you, don't you want a familiar

Y/n: nah, I'll be fine, come on let's go

We all began to walk back to where we started but soon Zatouji stopped and looked up

Zatouji: well how about that

We all looked up to see a eagle who is slightly bigger then the average eagle

Y/n: why is there a eagle in the familiar forest

Zatouji: that's because that's Ava, she's the goddess of the wind, it's rare for her to leave her cave

Ava and I made eye contact as she flew down and landed on my shoulder, I raised my hand and began to scratch under her chin

Zatouji: it seems she likes you, maybe you could take her, she hasn't had a master yet

Y/n: sure, I'll take her if she wants, do you want that girl

Ava squawked and landed in front of me, I knelt down and made a magic circle around her

(Replace all the things on the outside with question marks)

Y/n: I, Y/n Hyoudou, bind thee as my familiar

A golden flash came from the circle and soon disappeared, Ava flew back onto my shoulder

Issei: I hate you Y/n

Y/n: love you too bro

We continued walking until we made it back and had gone through the circle, we talked for a bit before I teleported Issei and Asia home

Y/n: Rias I need to talk to you

Rias: sure what is it

Y/n: I'm going away to America for a bit

Rias: what, why

Y/n: there's someone dangerous there, I've sensed them and they could be very dangerous, I just need to kill them and I'll be back

Rias: how long

Y/n: maybe a day at most

Rias: okay, just be safe

Y/n: I will, see ya Rias

With that I teleported home with Ava, she flew onto my desk as I changed out of my clothes and into my pyjamas,  got into bed as Ava flew and lied down on top of me

Y/n: goodnight Asia, night Bill

Bill: goodnight kiddo

With that I went to sleep

(To Be Continued)

Hey guys, so I fixed some words that I got wrong and forgot to thank GenoKun for suggesting giving Y/n just a normal familiar, I forgot I didn't think that but he did, so sorry Geno and thanks for suggesting