talking

thinking

y/n pov

y/n: bathroom...

I say waking up, I try to step out off bed but I felt something, that wasn't the ground. I look down to see tohru and kanna sleeping on the ground.

y/n: whoa.

timeksip

I try to get in my office when a door slams on my back.

y/n: ow!

kanna: sorry, kobayashi.

y/n: oh, no, it's alright.

timeskip

It's night and I walk to the fridge foor some beer.

y/n: beer, beer.

tohru: oh, pardon me.

kanna: juice.

so we are now trying to get something out off the fridge, but the fridge is way to small.

tohru: kanna, , it's cramped!

y/n: it's getting crampe here.

kanna: lady tohru, move!

this house is way to small for the three of us.

timeskip

I decided to look for a new apartment, so me, tohru and kanna went to a special shop to buy a new apartment.

random shop owner: A three bedroom apartment, right?

y/n: yes. As close to this area as possible please.

we went to the first apartment.

random shop owner: how's this?

y/n: hmm...

I look to see kanna and tohru looking around.

seconde apartment.

random shop owner: How's this?

y/n: hmm...

yet again the girls are looking around.

the third apartment.

random shop owner: How's this?

y/n: hmm...

kanna and tohru are on the verge on fighting.

y/n: frankly, there's not much difference between them.

rso (It's the same as random shop owner): by the way, the roof of this property is a communal space.

y/n: oh?

we walk up to the roof and see that there is a roof with a lot off space, tohru and kanna love it. they run and say.

tohru: The sky's so vast!

kanna: It feels nice!

rso: how is it?

I look to see the girls playing around on the roof.

y/n: We'll take this one.

timeskip

me and the girls are now standing in the old apartment ready to move out.

y/n: Well, time to start moving preparations. first, we clean up.

tohru and kanna: yeah!

kanna start cleaning the floor, tohru the ceiling and me the box were the umbrella's are.

tohru: cleaning, cleaning la la la. beat the dust and crush it.

y/n: weird song

tohru: death to the world, now clean, clean everthing.

y/n: that's sounds to dangerous!

now I'm cleaning a weird shape lamp I once bought while I was drunk, kanna is looking outside and tohru is cleaning the tv.

y/n: hey, tohru, do you like being clean.

tohru: I suppose so. I like bathing and brushing my teeth.

y/n: brushing your teeth? Do you have a dragon-sized toothbrush?

tohru: no, I use my claws to scrape out the bugs.

y/n: bugs?! not bacteria?!

tohru: well, they're so small I never noticed them.

y/n: must be hard having a huge body.

tohru: yes. I went through a lot of trouble searching for places to live.

y/n: ah, figures. what kind of places did you choose?

tohru: sometimes caves, sometimes ruins, sometimes mountains. I've even slept up in the sky a few times.

y/n: are you a migratory bird?! still, I guess you could live anywhere in that case.

tohru: well, actually... whenever I stayed in one place too long humans would soon start coming around. they were so annoying.

y/n: you were like a rare monster.

tohru: so not only did my body keep getting dirty, I had a hard time bathing at all.

y/n: hmm.

tohru: when we had no other choice, we'd lick each other clean.

y/n: huh?!

tohru: kanna and I did that before.

y/n: that's naughty by human standards!

tohru: maybe so. well, most other dragons don't even care about it. we don't get sick or unhealthy either way.

y/n: wow, I'm kind of jealous.

tohru: to be honest, mr kobayashi, you're sloppy. you leave beer cans scattered about, you leave your clothes lying where you took them off...

y/n: wh-what does it matter? that's one off the nice things off living alone.

tohru: also, you keep books arranged out of order.

y/n: now that's just being too picky!

tohru: ahem. understood. I'll overlook. the books. but please clean up your trash and clothes.

y/n: this is my home.

tohru: you can't. because kanna will pick up those habits.

y/n: fine. so this is how it feels being scoled by a women.

I think about a way to get out of this situation.

y/n: still, tohru, I keep doing that by accident because I'm happy you're here to clean it up for me.

tohru: huh?!

y/n: It's a piece of cake for a mighty dragon, after all.

tohru: mr kobayashi!

I look at her.

y/n: so please keep helping out, okay, tohru?

tohru: yes! with pleasure!

y/n: simple-gon.

kanna: scoundrel kobayashi.

timeskip

y/n: well, next up is packing.

tohru and kanna put there hands up in the air happy.

y/n: though, nearly all of it is my personal belonings. sorry for making you help out.

tohru: no, please ask anything of me.

kanna: I'll do my best, too.

timeskip

me and kanna are looking for more stuff that was sent here when tohru came bursting in.

tohru: mr kobayashi

she came walking in with a butler suit. were did she find that.

tohru: is this your suit mr kobayashi?

looks like this

y/n: sadly yes, I was drunk one time and bought.

tohru: can you put it on?

y/n: no.

tohru: pretty please

y/n: no

timeskip

I sit on ground drinking some beer.

y/n: ah, so good! 

tohru: good work, everyone.

y/n: yeah, thanks, you two.

I feel dirty, so I walk to the bathroom.

y/n: bath, bath... hmm?

I look over to see that my clothes and the towels are gone.

y/n: does anyone know what happened to the towels and change of clothes in the bathroom?

tohru: I put them away properly!

y/n: huh?

tohru: huh?

we look at the gaint mountain of boxes.

y/n: which box has the clothes and towels?

timeskip to the morning

ring

I heard the doorbel. in front of the door were a group of people.

people: good morning! sansan moving service!

y/n: yes, welcome.

next thing we were in a car. kanna is looking outside the window.

kanna: so this is a car?

we arrived at our new appartment. it is night currently.

y/n: well, let's decide how to use the rooms.

we stand in the living room.

y/n: this will be the living room.

we stand in a other room.

y/n: this will be for the pc and books.

we stand outsid eof my new bedroom.

y/n: this will be my bedroom.

then we walk into tohru and kanna's bedroom.

y/n: and this... will be the room you two share.

kanna and tohru: huh?

they say confused

tohru: our room?

y/n: yeah. you two can use it however you like.

I say, as they look excited. tohru jumps on the bed as kanna joins in.

tohru: yay!

Im now in the bath tub trying to clear my mind.

y/n: a new life, huh?

then tohru comes inside the bathroom.

tohru: shall i wash your back?

y/n: huh? no, it's fine.

tohru: you like it when i make things clean, right?

y/n; ugh, that's your angle? all right come on.

tohru: yes.

as Im sitting getting my back washed I got a question in mind.

y/n: by the way.

tohru: yes?

y/n: isn't it easier to wash your body in that form?

tohru: well, it is, but it's a little limited. besides, there are a lot of rules in this world. it's all a little stifling to me.

y/n: you don't like having a human form?

tohru: no!

she says as she hugs me from behind.

tohru: this is its own thing.

y/n: i see.

then out of no were kanna shows up.

kanna: I'm coming in, too. lady tohru, wash me!

tohru: oh well, fine.

y/n: cramped, it's cramped.

and thats the end for now.