Trees, and Trees seen for miles on end. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming and days like these...

A Dragon wakes from its slumber as it slouches upwards, It adjusted its eyes towards the sun from the grove of trees. It sat up, in its clearing before flapping its wings, Its green scaly wings, before flying to the sky, To its new Master. 

to a apartment~

Inside the room lies a certain blond Male along with some beer cans, in a messy bed, as he groggily woke up after a massive hangover last night. 

y/n: my head hurts. I drank to much.

the green Dragon is flying over the skies of Japan as it makes a spell that makes it invisible to the humans below.

y/n: ah! its cold!

y/n say as he put his shirt on. The green dragon flies over the city as the dragon see some maids trying to get people to their cafe. y/n grabs a little bottle that says stomach medicine and drinks it up.

y/n: man... my lower back hurts.

the dragon lands on the ground and puts its head in front off y/n door.

y/n oputs his shoes on and his jacket.

y/n: today we're running the integration test on that progam, huh?

y/n opens the door to see a gaint dragon. he first looks calm, but in seconds he has a terrified face. The dragon opens its mouth and roars in his face. y/n is shocked to see a dragon i front off his door.

y/n pov

y/n: *thinking* dragons. the most powerfull creatures there are. an imaginary  creation that breath fire, flies, and sometimes uses magic. 

then the giant green dragon has a magic circle in front of it and its glows. the dragon became smaller and it turns into a.............maid?

???: tada!

she lands in front off me, she has a green tail, two horns and red eyes.

y/n: *thinking* or... so I thought

???: good morning, mr kobayashi.

y/n: *thinking* horns. tails. Illion? were from? dragon. cosplay. real? lack of sleep? delusion? stranger. girl. maid. will she eat me? who? greeting me? speakling. I'll be eaten. too tired?........ dream.

y/n: good morning.

???: would it be all right to come in?

y/n: oh, sure, come inside.

-working teenager-

 so I sit with torhu  in front off me.

y/n: so we met yesterday, and I offered to let you stay here? uh, tohru? thats what I said?

tohru: yes!

y/n: *thinking* strange. I'm not waking up from this dream. its not a dream? no,no...

y/n: um... were did we meet?

tohru: the mountains! we met in the mountains!

y/n: *thinking* the mountains? mountains... in the montains... a dragon? then... uh... then I see me on some grass with a bottle off dragonslayer and then I say, 'want to come to my place' . oh shit!

tohru: I'll never forget those kind words!

I put my head on the table cause my world is dead by now cause off me getting fucking drunk.

tohru: please allow me to start working here as your maid!

y/n: you can't

tohru: huh?

y/n: I don't know if you're a dragon or whatever, but I'm not planning on hiring anyone. 

tohru: I-I wouldn't need any pay!

y/n: no, thats not the problem...

tohru: I can be usefull!

I jumped a little cause she shocked a little.

tohru: I can turn this entire area into a sea or fire, or curse people to death!

y/n: no, no, no! though, why a maid?

yohru: because you said that a maid would be the best! 

y/n: i did?

I look at the wall to see some pictures off maids in the past.

y/n: oh, right. 

I rub my head and thinking what to say.

y/n: I'm sorry I made a promise I can't keep. but I hope you understand... I can't change the impossible. 

I look at her and see that she is truly upset.

tohru: it's absolutely impossible?

y/n: yeah I'm sorry.

she looks down upset but looks at me smiling.

tohru: understood. my apologies as well, for dropping in so suddenly.

she say as she walks to the front door. I look at tohru for a little bit, she has tears in her eyes. I look away quick feeling quilty. then a flashback came in my mind.

y/n: *thinking* 'want to come to my place'. I can't erase my quilt. 

I look to see tohru putting her shoes on.

y/n: *thinking* its not a dream? if its not a dream, then...

I see that tohru opens the door. I look at the clock to see its ten for nine... and nine a clock begins my shift.

y/n: I'm late?! tohru!

she turns around to see me grabbing her hand.

y/n: can you fly?! 

she looks to me and smiling bright. and now I'm on top of a dragon flying high speed through the sky and screaming on the top of my longs.

y/n: super fast!

tohru: huh? what'd you say?

y/n: you're damn fast!

I look at the sky, it was pretty then I say.

y/n: I guess I'll hire her.

tohru: really?!

y/n: so you can hear me. *thinking* maybe it won't be so bad to have someone around from now on. thinking that way- this really hurts lower back.

timeskip to night

we are in my apartment, I'm in a blue hoodie with som jeans and tohru still in her maid outfit. I decide to see what kind of maid she is.

y/n: ahem. first, let's see what you consider proper form for a maid.

tohru: very well!

she pulls out a paper with on it maid cafe cozy and she also has a sign with the same words on it.

tohru: maid cafe cozy.

y/n: what's this?

tohru: I saw it on the way here.

y/n: looks like I'll have to teach you from scratch. first, as a housemaid, you clean!

tohru: I'm good at cleaning!

she then shoots a giant laser out of her mouth and my apartment is empty.

tohru: how's that?!

y/n: what are you doing destroying it?!

she now has the same magic circle by her hands and brings everthing back.

tohru: now I bring it back.

y/n: you can bring it back!? next! laundry maid! you do laundry!

tohru: I can handel that, too!

she puts my shirt in her mouth.

tohru: I can produce saliva that only removes stains.

y/n: that's filthy! be mindful of appearances! next! parlour maid! you entertain guest.

tohru: please leave it to me!

the door rings and tohru open the door to see a man with a delivery.

random man: delivery. please sign here.

tohru looks the poor man with a scary face.

tohru: we have nothing for foolish, inferior humans like you!

y/n: hey!

tohru: oh, you're an exception of course, mr kobayashi!

y/n: last one! kitchen maid! you cook.

tohru: I'm the best at that!

now I'm looking at a giant piece of meat.

tohru: here's my roasted tail!

her roasted what now!?

y/n; now way. huh?

look again and see some yellow and green sauce dripping of it.

y/n: no way.

tohru: wha?! should I roasted it longer?

y/n: that's not the problem.

tohru: I'm confident you'll enjoy it, mr kobayashi!

y/n: it doesn't work ethically or physiologically.

tohru: oh, I see. so you're a picky eater, then?

y/n: you're biased.

tohru: jeez, you're hopeless.

she is now eating her tail like a monster. jeez, tohru calm down. she is finished but it grew back!

y/n: it grew back?!

tohru: it took time to remove the poison, you know!

y/n: its poisonous!? 

me and tohru are now sitting opposite of eachother.

y/n: hmm, you don't even know the basics of being a maid. 

tohru: I'll learn from the ground up! first, please tell me what you dislike! 

y/n: what I dislike? I'm no good with hijiki or eggplant.

tohru: I see. I'll remember that. by the way, I dislike eggs withoutyolks myself. my friend, herensuge was hit with one and killed. 

y/n: thats surreal. wait, why are you asking about my dislikes? wouldn't you ususally ask what I like?

tohru: oh, I can't do that. many of my friends were actually slain using the things they like. like liquor, women, gems, and such.

y/n: not much different from humans.

tohru: but I'll let you know this one. I love you, mr kobayashi!

y/n: are you planning to eat me?

tohru: I don't mean it like that way! I mean sexually!

y/n: we just met you know that, right?

tohru: you saved me, mr kobayashi! so I'll use my entire being to repay the favor! I'd like you to use me to commute to work again tomorrow!

y/n: I had enough of that today. you're hard. 

tohru: please give me a chance! I was raised to repay all favors, even if owed to foolish, inferior human!

y/n: you said ''foolish, inferior'' again. Tohru. there's a I won't use you to commute. 

tohru: your lower back?

y/n: thats half of the reason. the other half is...

I get up.

y/n: you stand out! I think dragons are better left holding down the fort!

tohru: holding the fort!?

y/n: you're one of the stronger dragons, right, tohru?

tohru: strong enough to bring about armageddon. 

y/n: don't bring it about. the world's more dangerous lately. it'll be a relief to know you're here keeping the house safe.

tohru: understood! leave it to me!

y/n: simple-gon.

timeskip to the morning

y/n: well, I'm off to the office. if anybody calls, please answer.

tohru: calls?

y/n: oh, right.

I and tohru walk to the phone.

y/n: this is a Phone. when it rings, pick it up like this. then...

tohru: understood!

y/n: okay take care.

tohru: have a safe trip!

she yells to me as I leave the apartment.

timeskip bought by tohru calling her friends and dealing with bad people.

I walk to the train as I hear some people yelling.

random guy 1: protect us!

I look to see two guys by the police.

random guy 2: we saw one!

police: saw what?

random guy 2: a monster!

I made it home and opens the door.

y/n: I'm home.

tohru: welcome home!

y/n: hold the fortdown well?

tohru: I was lonely.

y/n: hmm.

tohru: I didn't get to kill them either.

y/n: mhmm. wait, what!

The strongest maid in history, tohru! ( well she is a dragon )

it is a busy day at work. I stretch out as someone calls my name.

???: kobayashi-san.

I look beside me.

y/n: what is it, takiya-kun?

takiya is my best friend, I met him when we were 14. his quirk is that he can make clones of him self.

takiya: want to go drinking to night?

y/n: well, maybe for one round.

we went down the lift.

y/n: there are plenty of other girls you could ask.

takiya: you're like one of the guys, though.

y/n: why you...

I then see tohru glaring at takiya around the corner.

takiya: that girl's looking our way. someone you know?

I had a bad feeling about this. now we are outside.

tohru: I'm kobayashi tohru! I'm a maid living with Mr kobayashi every day.

why do I feel the she talks to takiya is not happy at all.

y/n: she's one of my relatives, and I'm looking after her.

takiya: I'm takiya makoto, his coworker. nice to meet you, tohru-chan.

tohru: nice to meet you, too.

now we are walking on the street.

takiya: we were just talking about going for drinks together. would you like to come, too, tohru-chan?

tohru: *thinking* This man is trying to seduce mr kobayashi.

takiya: wait are you old enough to drink? y/n, are you old enough to drink? am I old enough to drink?

y/n: to be honest, no we are not, but we do it anyway.

takiya: ah, I get it.

tohru: *thinking* I won't allow it!  yes, I can drink, stultus. 

takiya: stul?

y/n: *thinking* wait a second that means fool! am I a fool!

timeskip to the bar

3rd pov

I grab some beer and drink it up.

y/n: a round after work's the best!

tohru looks at y/n.

tohru: *thinking* mr kobayashi is so cute!

takiya: huh? you're not drinking any liquor, tohru?

tohru: no.

takiya: I see. well, you can drink what you like.

tohru: *thinking* I don't intend to sharedrinks with you. still, what do i do about this man? the laws are strict in this worl, too. right!

takiya: man, still, today's work was rough, wasn't it?

tohru: *thinking* I can show off how close me and mr kobayashi are!

y/n: we're only secondary or tertiary subcontractors, so what can we do?

takiya: but when we follow their exact directions, it Always causes failures, right? and if we don't point it out, the developers don't notice either.

y/n: that's why correcting is part of our job.

takiya: I know that, I'm just complaining about them foisting their problems on us.

y/n: it's common for schedules to be based on people taking on more roles. common.

tohru: *thinking* I can't follow what they're saying at all... speak dragon, please.

takiya: ah, I'm sorry, tohru-chan.

tohru looks at takiya.

takiya: it's hard for you to join in the conversation, right?

tohru: th-the level's so low I don't feel like joining in, that's all!

takiya: ah.

tohru: let's talk more about ragnarok and armageddon!

takiya: huh?!

tohru: besides, I've had enough of this! time to use force! I'll kill you, then leave you out to feed the jackals!

the y/n slammed his cup on the table and tohru looks shocked.

tohru: mr kobayashi?

y/n: tohru! maids don't talk like that! 

tohru: he's drunk!

y/n: first of all, what's with your maid uniform? are you underestimating maids? braid your hair and ut it in a cap. we've got enough French maids. that's just cosplay now. 

takiya then put some weird glasses on.

takiya: here it comes!

tohru: t-takiya-san?!

takiya: kobayashi-dono! I agree tohru-tan's a cosplay-level maid! she's just like those foreigners pretending to be ninja or samurai!

y/n: that's right! I'll acknowledge the cuteness of the gothic lolita trend, but that draws a clear line as local fashion!

takiya: exactly! while lolita and maid fashion may acknowledge one another, they should be more careful about blending together! in the first place, maid costumes like hers spread throughout japan because...

tohru: *thinking* this has gone beyond joining or not joining the conversation.

y/n: hey, tohru! we're giving you some high-level maid conversations, so talk. got it?

he say while grabbing tohru's tie.

tohru: I-I'm sorry.

takiya: tohru-tan, those horns of yours really raise the cosplay level, too...

tohru: I'm a dragon, so I don't know what you're talking about.

y/n: strip.

tohru: huh?

y/n: strip!

then tohru's clothes fell of.

tohru: huh!?

y/n: hide them! hide your breasts and lions! acting embarrassed when you're stripped is part of proper behavior!

tohru: y-yes!

tohru then acts embarrassed.

y/n: not enough embarrassment! show us what you're made of!

tohru has some tears in her eyes.

tohru: *thinking* h-humans are terrifying!

y/n: bring more liquor and maids! victorian maids!

timeskip

takiya and tohru are now walking through the Streets with y/n on tohru's back.

takiya: I'm sorry, tohru-chan. I usually go drinking with bobayashi-san to chat about maids. I'm secretly an otaku, so outings like this are very precious to me.

tohru: yes, I understand. in exchange, I'll be surprising you a bit.

takiya: huh?

then tohr glows red and turns into a dragon. takiya is shocked at first but later calms down.

takiya: we'll say I drank too much. you really like kobayashi-san, huh?

tohru: yes.

tohru then turns invisebel.

tohru: though I hate you. 

tohru flies of to y/n apartment.

timeskip to morning

tohru is doing laundry.

tohru: so human all soil their clothes with waste products? inferior species!

y/n pov

I'm sitting by my table looking at my Phone for some memes.

tohru: mr kobayashi's waste...

I hear tohru saying. then see licks my shirt, its from yesterday!

tohru: hmm, none left.

I have decided to change her ways of laundry because I don't wan't a licked shirt. me and tohru are sitting the oppiste of eachother.

y/n: I told you before, didn't I? stop licking the laundry.

tohru: yes. from now on I'll handle it by licking you directly, mr kobayashi.

y/n: don't lick me. also there's the way you do laundry!

we can see the laundry hanged up but its all wrong.

tohru: am I doing it wrong?

y/n: you are! try listing the steps for doing laundry. 

tohru: yes. first, I use my clairvoyance to check inside your pockets.

y/n: okay.

tohru: then I separate them into plain and patterned piles, and wash them using separate detergents.

y/n: good.

tohru: then I wash the delicate fabrics by mouth. 

y/n: hey! 

tohru: I told you, I produce saliva that removes stains.

y/n: no! I told you appearances are important!

tohru: ah, so you mean I should do it like this?

she grabs the shirt and wanted to start licking again.

y/n: that's not the problem here! also, tohru! you're Always wearing the same uniform, aren't you? you can't. you need to change, too.

tohru: but these are my scales.

y/n: scales?!

tohru: yes, so I don't need to change.

y/n: oh, I see.

I hold the bag behind me, I bought some clothes for her.

tohru: what's the matter?

y/n: oh, well.

I picked the bag up and show it to her.

y/n: I bought you some personal clothes, anyway.

I see her face light up. I guess she like it.

tohru: thank you very much!

y/n: well, you are doing a lot for me, so I wanted to thank you.

tohru: ah...mr kobayashi, would you like a sacrifice later? would you like to drink my fresh blood?

y/n: am I a demon?!

tohru: heavons no! you're an angel! oh, but please don't start serving god.

y/n: just try it on.

a few minuts later she came out with her outfit. It looks beautiful. and it seems that she likes it to.

tohru: oh! 

y/n: well?

tohru: the chest is... tight

I have a shocked face.

y/n: tohru, what size are you?

tohru: D! for dragon!

y/n: there you go learning stupid things. 

I look at the clock.

y/n: oh, it's already time? well, tohru, use the internet to study up on hygiëne practices until I get home.

tohru: the internet?

y/n: oh, right.

I and tohru walk to my computer. 

y/n: you look it up like this.

tohru: understood!

y/n: all right, I'm heading off.

I say while opening the door.

tohru: have a safe trip.

timeskip brought by tohru surfing on the internet and asking her friends.

y/n pov

I'm working on the computer for work. I look outside for a bit until Giants beams of energie came making all the clouds o away. some people came to my window to look what just happend.

random guy 1: what was that.

random guy 2: do you think that was a pro hero doining it?

random guy 3 : no way, there are no pro hero's in or city!

y/n: that was tohru... I guess I still need to teach her a lot of things.

3rd pov

many people on the street were shocked by what just happend. some people thought it was a pro hero and other people thought it was a villian. a little girl with white hair and horns saw it to.

???: that breath... I found you.

timeskip to night

tohru picks up y/n shirt from the laundry, she looks at it for a second and then smell it.

y/n pov

I walk in my apartment and see tohru smelling my shirt, at least she is no licking it.

tohru: inhaling the scent's is okay, right?

I decided to ignore it and went to put my pyjama on. I was in my bed until tohru cam with her pyjama.

y/n: you don't need to sleep?

tohru: no. but I want to sleep with you, so I'll sleep.

y/n: do as you please, then.

tohru: yes, I will!

I turned off the light.

y/n: well, good night.

tohru: yes, good night.

I lay in my bed as tohru lays beside me.

y/n: it's cramped.

tohru: I can't?

y/n: well it's fine.

later tohru woke up and she woke me up by that to.

y/n: what's wrong?

she looks at me.

tohru: I was fighting. in another world. a sword ran through my body. 

y/n: did it hurt?

tohru: yes it did.

y/n:  does it still hurt?

tohru: it doesn't hurt now.

y/n: that's good, then. good night.

I say as I turn around to sleep.

tohru: good night

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