Goku: Hey Lotus, I got something for you! Also, I didn't know your name was actually Lotus.

Goku, you and I are like, what, 13 years apart? Something like that? So of course you wouldn't know, you've been calling me Becky all my life until I just recently learned from Daddy what my Saiyan name actually was. But anyway, what do you got?

Goku: Well I have a request from someone named Jiren-, and they want you to sing a called "Dark Lady", from a singer named Cher.

Alrighty, and this is my first time singing for anyone so if my voice is too quiet or whispery or scratchy, please don't judge me.

Goku: Why would I do that?

Not you. Vegetables.

Goku: Vegetables?

Vegeta.

Goku: Oh okay! Well what do I do? Just push a button or something on the machine?

Yeah.

Goku: Okay! *Starts the music*

Lotus: *I start to sing* The fortune queen of New Orleans was brushing her cat in her black limousine
On the backseat were scratches from the marks of men, her fortune she had won
Couldn't see through the tinted glass, she said, "Home, James" and he hit the gas
I followed her to some darkened room, she took my money, she said, "I'll be with you soon"
Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her brew was done
Dark lady played black magic 'til the clock struck on the 12
She told me more about me than I knew myself
She dealt two cards, a queen and a three and mumbled some words that were so strange to me
Then she turned up a two-eyed jack, my eyes saw red but the card still stayed black
She said, "The man you love is secretly true to someone else who is very close to you
My advice is that you leave this place, never come back and forget you ever saw my face"
Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her brew was done
Dark lady played black magic 'til the clock struck on the 12
She told me more about me than I knew myself
So I ran home and crawled in my bed, I couldn't sleep because of all the things she said
Then I remembered her strange perfume, and how I smelled, it was in my own room
So I sneaked back and caught her with my man, laughing and kissing 'til they saw the gun in my hand
The next thing I knew they were dead on the floor, dark lady would never turn a card up anymore
Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her brew was done
Dark lady played black magic 'til the clock struck on the twelve.

Goku: Wow Lotus! That was really great!

Aw, thank you. Do you really mean it?

Goku: Yeah! Even Vegeta is impressed!

Vegeta: Hmph. She got lucky is all.

Goku: Oh oh! Can I do the outro?

Go ahead, Goku.

Goku: Uhh, what do I say again?

Vegeta: Dammit Kakarot! It's don't forget to read, vote and leave requests!

Goku: Oh okay! Don't forget to-

Vegeta: Kakarot I've already said it!

Don't worry Goku, you'll get to do the outro next time.

Goku: Yay!