In the streets of Ponyville, filled with humanoid ponies with "mature physiques", hooves and having five-finger hands, one purple dragon walks down the street with a blue tank-top & black sweat pants, with a bored look on his face & a cigarette on his mouth, he looks around.

Spike: *sighs & thinking* nothing to do, nothing new, nothing....everything! there's nothing to do, Twilight's hanging out with the girls and i think leaving them to their business back at the library was a good idea, well....here i am....walking through ponyville with nothing exciting to do, God, if you're hearing my thoughts, please change my life in any way.

Suddenly, he heard something from the sky, he looks up & sees a pink ball falling from the sky and lands somewhere in the forest, Spike drops his cigarette to the ground, steps on it, and heads to the pink ball in the forest.

Spike: what was that? guess God heard me, thank you, but what is it?

As Spike went the trees, he finally made it, but what he saw was......very unnatural.

Spike: uh....hello?

The little pink thing turns around and shows itself, it had little stick-like feet, little bumps for hands, and tiny black dots for eyes.

Spike: uhhh.....who or what are you?

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Spike: ....okay, aside from how adorable that was, what's your name?

The pink one writes on the ground with a sharp rock, it says "Kirby".

Spike: Kirby huh? well...nice to meet you, but why were you falling from the sky?

Kirby: poyo!

Spike: a great evil? here?

Kirby: poyo!

Spike: a horrible curse has been place here? are you sure?

Suddenly, they heard some screaming back at ponyville.

Spike: ok nevermind, you're right, hop on!

Kirby jumps on Spike's back & he starts running back to ponyville, when they got there, it was chaos and not the Discord kind, a stallion running crazy but all of sudden, he got on fire, a dog suddenly gets a monster-like face and starts eating a bunny(not Angel), a colt grows two horns on his head and starts to feel the pain, another stallion starts foaming from the mouth and falls to the ground & starts move uncontrollably while another random stallion is doing a dance in the background for no reason.

Spike: okay, this is just fucked up! what now!?

Kirby: poyo!

Spike: huh?

Kirby: poyo!

Spike: save all of them?

Everyone turn atttention to Spike and Kirby.

Stallion: you can help us?

Kirby: poyo!

Spike: yeah, that's righ—WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE"??!

Kirby: po-poyo!

Spike: okay, that makes sense, you don't know your way around here, alright Kirby, i will help you out!

Suddenly, the dark sky moves north and Spike & Kirby look at each other & nods.

Spike: let's go, and high five that nice guy goodbye! *runs to the forest*

Kirby then slaps the stallion's hand off and runs off.

Stallion: OMG!!!! AAAHHH!!*explodes*

After that happened, Spike & Kirby walk through the woods.

Spike: so Kirby, why is the "great evil" here in my world?

Kirby: poyo.

Spike: i see, don't worry...i'll help you catch this guy, but....are we gonna encounter some monsters that will try to kill us?

Kirby: *nods crazily*

Spike: *exhale nervously* ok, i hope you know how to kill them.

Kirby: poyo! *points*

Spike: huh? *looks where Kirby's pointing* that's just a tree.

The said tree turns around and suddenly screams at them with a demonic voice, Spike was freak the fuck out, while Kirby brings out a chainsaw and kills the demon possessed tree in a instant.

Spike: ........ok.....i'll be honest....i almost piss myself.

Kirby: poyo?

Spike: yeah, yeah....i'll....i'll be fine, just need to get used to it.

Kirby then farts out a star and hops on it.

Spike: did you just fart out a star?! that's both weird and hilarious!! hahaha!!

Kirby:*angry* poyo!

Spike: right right....okay, i'm sorry, alright make some room.

Spike hops on the star and they flew off.

Spike: wow, it feels great, being in the air, the wind blowing on your face, makes you just wanna be free for the rest of your life, now i see why Rainbow Dash likes flying a lot.

Kirby: poyo?

Spike: why would i want to be free? well...the truth is.....i've.....i've never been given thanks or a thank you from my friends after helping them for some time now, i don't know why they stop, but it just....happened, they also stop bringing me along to their adventures, even after i grown up into what i am now.

Kirby:*sad* poyo....

Spike: it's fine Kirby, i just think the reason they have no time to say thanks or bringing me along is because they might have some important stuff to take care of, it makes sense, right?

Kirby:*concern* poyo...

Suddenly, while flying through the desert, a sword knocks them both off of the star and kirby lands first & uses his body to cushion Spike's fall.

Spike: whoa! thanks Kirby, who did that?

Suddenly(again), they get surrounded by knights with swords, then one knight steps forward to them.

???: Kirby & dragon, i cannot allow you to go any further.

Kirby: po-poyo!

Spike: really? god wants them well enough? they're about to kill us! who are you anyway?!

Metaknight: Metaknight.....now, prepare to die!*pulls out his sword*

Spike: damnit, how are we suppose to—*looks at Kirby*.....where did you get that cowboy hat?

Kirby pulls out a gun out of it's holster and fires at the goons, used a bazooka on a group of them and finally, press a button on a remote and a missile came from above and destroys them all while there was singing voice saying "AMERICAN!!"

MetaKnight: *scared* oh...*escapes through a door*

Spike: *eyes wided* i.......don't know how to respond to all that.

Kirby: *sits on the star* poyo!

Spike: oh! uh....yeah! gotta stay focus, let's go!

Spike hops on and they went through the door, the door takes them to a piller-like castle, they're flying straight to it.

Spike: whoa hey Kirby, WATCH OUT!!!

*CRASH!!!!*

Spike: ow....do you always crash into things?!

Kirby: poyo!

Spike: are you a wrecking ball or something!?

Suddenly, a giant glove reaches for them.

Spike: WHOA!!!*backs away* WHAT'S THAT!? KIRBY, WATCH OUT!!

Kirby gets caught by the glove, but Kirby lifts it up and inhales the whole glove and half a arm!

Spike: holy shit!! how'd you do that?

Kirby: poyo!

Spike: oh ok, the power to inhale and never get full, that makes sense, *looks out the window* whoa...you killed the sun.

Kirby then bust through the wall and uses his deadly powerful slaps on the moon, turns into a skeleton, and falls to the ground...and it exploded.

Spike: again....i don't know how to respond to that.

Kirby: poyo! *flys to Spike with the star*

Spike: alright, i'm coming. *hops on the star*

Theywent through another door and it took to a kingdom in the clouds.

Spike: whoa...awesome...

Kirby: poyo.

Spike: you want me to stay on the star? hmm....makes sense, last time i check, dragons can't walk on clouds.

Kirby jumped and Spike, who is on the star, follows, Kirby hits a piller and it causes a chain reaction, everything around them is being destroyed.

Spike: okay, i feel like this whole is highly unecessary!!

Suddenly, a cloud with yellow spikes and a eye comes out of nowhere and starts shooting lightning at them.

Spike: whoa!! got any ideas Kirby!?

Kirby dodges the lightning, goes up to it's face and with one touch, it lost it's eye and dies.

Spike:*puts his claw on his face* i said it twice, i'm not gonna repeat it, let's just go.

They went to another door and they're heading to a fortress, Kirby spins around with the warpstar, but Spike is sitting normally on it.

Spike: what's going on?

Kirby suddenly lost his hold on the star and almost fall off.

Spike: whoa! *grabs him & puts him on his lap* there we go, that better?

Kirby: *nods*

They landed in front of the door and after they bust in, Kirby made his war cry.

Kirby:

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Spike: what the heck was that?

A sword falls in front of them.

MetaKnight: pick up the sword, Kirby.

Kirby rolls to the sword and Spike makes a bored face.

MetaKnight: let's settle this...like men—

Spike: waste him.

Kirby wears his cowboy getup and finish off MetaKnight.

Spike: at this point, i'm getting used to this.

Kirby: poyo! *points at the door*

Spike: *nods* hm, let's go.

They went to the final door, but after walking in, they instantly dodge three hammer attacks.

King Dedede: get out of here!

Spike: i'll ask who's this guy later, but now...Kirby! deadly slap this guy.

Kirby: poyo!

Kirby jumps on Dedede's face and slaps him while Dedede screams in terror, after he falls unconscious, Kirby slaps his hat off.

Spike: hehe, that was funny, now let's find this great evil and—

Nightmare: ...Kirby......Spike.....

Spike and Kirby looks at the fountain.

Spike: ...who's there....?

Kirby: po....yo...

Spike: Nightmare?

Nightmare: yes.....throw him into the fountain....if you do....then i will make all your dreams come true...

Spike looks at Dedede and makes serious face.

Spike*thinking*: this is tough, he seems to the type of villain who will kill us if we don't do what he says, but how are we gonna—

Spike stops thinking after he saw Kirby takes out a wooden cross and jumps towards the fountain and places the cross on it, suddenly...Nightmare screams in total pain and flys to the moon, making a big crater.

Spike: whoa.....what was that? and i feel like Luna's gonna start asking questions to everyone if she notices this.

Kirby: poyo! *farts out the warpstar*

Spike: oh! okay, *jumps on* let's move—wait, i can't breathe in space—

The star takes off and Spike holds his breath.

Kirby: poyo.

Spike*muffled* hmm?

Kirby: poyo, poyo.

Spike lets go of his breath and inhales.

Spike: whoa! the star gives anyone the ability to breathe in space? awesome!!

The two made it to the moon and found Nightmare on the center, getting up.

Nightmare: oh no, leave me alone! i'll give you two anything! you want a planet? i'll give you a planet! heck, i'll give you two a whole solar system each! NO!! i'll give you a house each...in BOCA RATION! just please...SPARE ME—

Kirby places the cross on Nightmare's head, then suddenly...

God: i am the way, the truth, and the light, no comes through the father, expect through me.

Nightmare: .......what? *gets burned* AH! AAAHHH!! *disappears*

Spike: wow....did not see that coming.

Kirby did his victory dance and farts a bunch of times until the warpstar comes out.

Spike: hahahahahaha!!! sorry, that's still hilarious!!

Kirby: poyo!

Spike: ok....ok....sorry, *exhales* okay, take me home Kirby.

They fly back down to Equus(mlp's planet's name) and landed close to ponyville.

Spike: thanks Kirby.

Kirby: poyo.

Spike: oh well, you're welcome, now i need to head back before they realize i'm gone for too long.

Kirby: poyo!

Spike: huh? a gift? for me?

Kirby pulls a necklace with a cross on it.

Spike: whoa.....thanks Kirby.

Kirby: poyo!

Spike: to remind me that God and the heavens are watching me and helps me make good choices in my life?

Kirby: *nods*

Spike: thanks Kirby, *puts it on* hope we'll meet again someday.

Kirby: poyo.

Kirby flys off to space while Spike waves goodbye, as Spike walks through ponyville, everything and everypony seem to be back to normal, as he walk pass them, all they did is say thanks, thumbs up, pats his shoulders, mares hugging him and saying thank you, Spike knows they're doing this because of what he and Kirby did, but suddenly.......Discord appears in front of him.

Discord: hello my dear dragon friend!

Spike: Discord? what are you doing here?

Discord: oh please, don't play dumb.

Spike: *sigh* okay, okay....i might of...well...can we go somewhere that we can talk?

Discord: sure.

Later....at the park...

Spike: ...and after he gave me this necklace, he took off into space.

Discord: ....wow, i know you went on a crazy adventure, but....wow.

Spike: yeah....

Discord: you wanna smoke?

Spike: sure, i—*looks at his necklace for a second* i mean, no thanks...i'm gonna stay off the cigarettes for awhile.

Discord: huh, guess that adventure and your new friend change ya.

Spike: *lowers his head* ugggghh....i bet Twilight's wondering where i am and i bet everypony is talking about me and Kirby saving the day and she might have heard it, i'm so gonna be screw.

Discord: no, that name belongs to a OC mare that you're gonna meet someday(screwingwithsfm)and another one who has nice body, scotland accent, piercings, big ponytail, and with a eyepatch on her left eye.(UtterNessie)

Spike: *didn't hear him & lifts his head* huh?

Discord: i said, no need! because i manage to do something useful, i told everypony in ponyville to keep this a secret and not tell the Mane 6 about your little adventure, they are happy to keep quiet, it's the least they can do to thank you.

Spike: *sighs in relief* thanks Discord, i own ya big time.

Discord: don't mention it, seriously...don't, i got a image to hold, by the way,

Spike: hehehe, alright, i better head back, bye Discord! *jogs away*

Discord*thinking*: you better prepare yourself Spike, the adventure you just went through....was just only the beginning.

To be continued......

Word count: 2356

Finally!! i manage to finish this, i'm going to try to focus on making stories because i've been distracted for too long, see you next time!