Tord decided to employ you in his army. Of course, you were the best soldier and learned all the skills almost immediately because you were perfect. But wait, you weren't a Mary Sue, because you had one fatal flaw:

You were extremely clumsy.

"Opps DX" you said as you shot someone in the stomach, "sorry, I'm just clumsy!" You looked straight at the camera (the Office style) and shrugged as a laugh track played. Of course you would blame everything on this one fucking awful character trait so you don't get in trouble.

Seriously, anyone who uses this flaw in this way should be sent to the Gulag.

"Oh, (Y/N), you're so silly!" Tord laughed.

"Holy shit, Greg!" Another soldier had rushed over to his dying friend.

"Please, tell my wife," the dying man coughed, "she's a bitch."

He died.

*Cue Seinfeld Music*