As you and fuckboy were walking home, you noticed a big fucking mushroom cloud of smoke. The source was the goddamn house.

"WHO DID THIS!!!???!!!1!!!ONE?!?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌😩😩😩😩" you cried, falling to your knees and looking at the ruins of your former home.

Tord grabbed your shoulder and pointed towards the wreckage. You squinted your eyes and saw what he saw. A flame of pure cyan erupted from the dust.

It was the man

The myth

The legend

Sans Undertale.