Stuffins 👪🤣
SUMMARY: How the ninja found Stuffins :)
"Okay, but I swear, if Jane ends up with Rafael, I will lose it!" Lloyd laughs, as he and Jay walk down the street. Jay stares at the comic store, "You go on without me, I'll join you in a bit."
Lloyd shrugged, "Sure."
He ran ahead, before stopping short after hearing a noise. Frowning, he entered the dark alleyway, where the source of noise was coming from...a box? Kneeling down, he flipped open the lid, revealing two full-grown cats.
"You poor cats!" He cooed, scooping them up. He knew that Wu would say no; that a Monastery was no place for a cat. Either way, he walked out the alleyway, holding the cats in either arm.
He snuck in through the roof of the Monastery, landing in his room. Hiding both cats under his bed, Lloyd ran back out to retrieve some supplies. Hours later, he returned with feeding bowls, litter boxes, cat food, and a basket for them to sleep in. He set everything up in the weapons room, since Nya would grow suspicious. But, eventually, she found out. But...we'll get to that later.
Lloyd checked in with the cats, only to see that they've had four baby kittens. He gasped and grinned excitedly.
"Lloyd? You in here?"
Crap.
"No, Nya! I'm...skydiving!" Quickly, he locked the door. Nya knocked on said door, "Lloyd, open up!"
"Hold on-"
"Too late." The door clicked and opened, revealing Nya holding a knife. She slipped it back into her pocket and entered the room, "Lloyd? Where did all those cats come from?"
"Uh...I...found these two in a box, and then they had kids..." He expected Nya to take them back out, but instead, she gushed over them, "Can I help? They're so adorable!"
"S-Sure...wait! Let's sing to them so they fall asleep and the others won't find out!"
Nya grinned, "Great! Whaddya got?"
"Uh...Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow. Then one day it hit the club and dropped it hella low-OW!"
"Dude!"
"Well, at least it's working!" Sure enough, the cats had all fallen asleep. Nya rubbed her hands, "Okay, we need supplies. More than what we've got. Let's go into town and get them now."
WEEKS LATER...
"Cole! Wanna spar?" Kai asked from the living room. Cole placed a hand on the doorknob of the weapons closet, "Sure, let me grab my scythe!"
He opened the door, to see the whole room filled with cats, kittens and newborns. Gritting his teeth, he clenched his fists, "NYA! LLOYD!"
MINUTES LATER
"So...care to explain why there were 8 dozen cats in the weapons closet?" Cole asked, crossing his arms.
"I saw two in the street! I couldn't just leave them-"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh...and how, may I ask, did two, turn to FRICKING NINETY-SIX?!"
Nya stood up, "They're lonely! We gave them a home!"
"And a large-ass family." Kai muttered under his breath. Cole sighed and massaged the bridge of his nose, "All right, here's what's gonna happen: you two are gonna drop off all these cats at the vet-"
"Wait! We'll agree...if we keep 10..." Nya tilted her head, "Do we have a deal?"
"0!"
"10!"
"0!"
"9!"
"0!"
"8!"
"1 and that's my final offer, take it or leave it." The master of earth said, folding his arms.
"Fine. Deal." They stare at the sea of cats, until one of the smaller kittens meowed, and jumped into Nya's arms.
"I guess this little guy's made our decision for us!"
Lloyd grinned as he stroked the kitten's head, "What's your name, bud?" He looked up, "Zane! Get your ass in here!"
Zane entered the room with his pink apron on, dusted with flour, "What's going on?"
"We need your name generator: cat edition!"
"On it. The wheel is spinning....spinning...and it has come to a decision. How do you feel about...Karen?"
The kitten hissed.
"Okay...spinning....spinning...how about...Bartholomew?"
"Nope, too long."
"Okay....Stuffins!"
The kitten mewed in agreement. Lloyd grinned, "Well then, Stuffins it is!"
Cole cleared his throat, "Okay, what about the ninety-five other cats?!"
"Uh...children's hospital?"
"You're both grounded."
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