SUMMARY: A bunch of abandoned fic ideas I had :)

1: Dating For Noobs

It was lovey-dovey madness in the Monastery.

Pixal and Zane were baking brownies together in the kitchen. Kai and Skylor were out having a make out session in the courtyard. Seliel and Cole were playing video games. Jay and Nya were cuddled up together under a blanket reading Fahrenheit 451. Even Morro had gone out to see Ronin.

That just left Lloyd, being the only single pringle in his group. Sighing, he stared aimlessly at the ceiling and scrolled through his friends' Instagram pages. Blowing a raspberry, he tossed his phone to the side and flopped out of bed and into the kitchen.

"Hiya Gordon Ramsey 2.0, whatcha doin?" He asked as he leaned on the counter. Zane smiled, "Pixal popped out to run an errand so I'm just finishing up the batter before it's ready to be put into the oven," he explained, stirring the thick mixture.

"Well, it smells great!" he says, pressing a smile on his face. Zane frowned as he looked up at the green ninja and scanned him over. "I...I am sensing a feeling of loss, am I right, Lloyd?" he asked.

Lloyd scratched the back of his head, "Yeah, yeah I just...everyone has a girlfriend or boyfriend and I thought Harumi and I would be together, but you know how that turned out. Then there's Akita. People thought it was cute, but at the same time she's WAYY older than me! The time in the never-realm goes quicker, ya know?"

"Yes. I do know. Have you considered...online dating apps?"

"What, like Tinder?" Zane nodded.

"Try Tinder."

"S-Sure,"

Later that night, Lloyd settled down to make a Tinder account (y'all, i am way too young for tinder, so i have no clue how it works so forgive mee)

Name: That was easy. Lloyd Garmadon.

Gender: I'M A HUMAN. I'M A HUMAN MALE! he thought

Age: 19...and a half? You know what, let's stick with 19

Height: Is that really necessary? Nevertheless, he typed in 5'9

Birthday: December 24th

Are you looking for a girlfriend, boyfriend or both?

Lloyd tapped the girlfriend button, and more questions showed up.

What age would you like your S/O to be in between?
Thinking for a moment, Lloyd selected 18-20

Tell us a bit about yourselves.
Um...the blonde had no clue what to put. Maybe just personality traits?
'I am a funny, guy with a love for video games and candy,' Seems enough.

Taking a picture for his profile picture, he felt proud of himself. Hopefully by tomorrow, he would be able to see who Tinder has picked out for him.

2: Highshool's A -BLEEP-

Nya's POV

Okay...first day of Junior year. I'm currently laying in the middle of the football pitch, watching the clouds pass by.

"Hey, mind if I join?"

I don't bother to see who's hovering over me, I can already tell, "Don't you have class, Lloyd?" Lloyd Garmadon was one a Senior, and one of my only close friends. We actually met when I ran into him at the park when we were way younger, and he fell into the small duck pond.

"Well-" He stops to lay down beside me, "-I thought I did, but it's a free period. Snuck into the office, and checked your timetable too. You're also on free period."

"Stalker." I murmur.

"Hey!" He playfully whacks my abdomen and I let out a giggle. We stare at the sky aimlessly, until I break the silence, "Lloyd....have we been drifting apart recently?"

"I...as much as I hate to admit it, yeah. We've certainly been drifting." He states quietly, "I hate it."

"Same..." My voice echoes. He suddenly points at a cloud in the sky, "That looks like a heart."

I raise my arm and point to another cloud, "That looks like you."

"That looks like you!"

We burst out laughing, "It's peaceful. The clouds are pretty."

"You're prettier." He responded. I turn my head, and he does too, at the same time. Our noses were touching, and I noticed him staring at my lips. He slowly leaned in.

Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no-

I sit up abruptly and get to my feet, "I just remembered, I have to...get some books for my next class!"

"Want me to come?" He asked, as he stood up too.

"NO!" I squeak. He stares at me for a long time, a confused expression on his face, before leaning down and kissing the top of my head, "Alright. Don't do anything stupid."

"Come on, Lloyd, when have I ever done anything stupid?!"

He raised an eyebrow at me, "Remember that time you punched a guy for getting chicken wings messed up with chicken strips?"

"That was ages ago!"

"Actually 4 months ago."

"I'm a changed person, now!"

"You went to the bank in your pyjamas!"

"Desperate times call for desperate measures! See you later, Blondie!"

"Love you too, Midget!" I sprint off, my face burning bright red. I think I played that off pretty well...right?

3: Ninjago City

Ninjago City. Home of the Dragon. It's a small place, but to the citizens, it's heaven on earth. The place is split into three:

The Riches: These are the rich ones, the people who throw money around like they just don't care. The majority of them are snobs.

The Newbies: Newbies are what we call the tourists. They're not used to us and our culture, and they're just...lurking around

The Cut: The Cut are the people who aren't rich. We all work our asses off to eat. That's where I'm from.

I'm Lloyd Garmadon. I've been in Ninjago City for as long as I've existed. That's eighteen years. And in those eighteen years, I have been part of The Cut. My dad left my mom, to who knows where. My mom works at the docks. She's cool. We even have a gang:

Kaiden and Naveah, but we call them Kai and Nya. My bestest friends since...forever. Their parents died in a fire, and they were adopted by Ronin and Dareth

4: Murder Mystery

Lloyd headed to the scene, "I'm an intern," he explained to the guard, showing his ID. The guard nodded and lifted the tapes.

"Lloyd. Here!" Zane waved his arms around, as Lloyd joined him, "Man, our first crime scene, huh?"

The blonde nodded, "Crazy, right? Who's the victim?"

"Um...Harumi Jade...her body was found underwater, with bricks tied to her feet to keep her under. Her body's been taken for an autopsy."

Lloyd blinked. The IT girl from the highschool? As Zane rambled on, Lloyd frowned as he caught sight of a familiar figure with their back turned to them, her arms folded, "Zane, wait here..."

Shrugging, Zane left to check up on the detectives. Lloyd grabbed the girl's wrist and pulled her away.

"Ouch! Lloyd, you're hurting, let go!"

Once they were out of earshot, Lloyd let her go, "Nya? What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be in school!"

Nya was a Senior at the same highschool as Harumi. She folded her arms indignantly, "Harumi and I were friends...sort of. What are you doing here?"

"My college internship. Criminology, remember? Come on, I'm taking you back, let's go." Nya stepped back, "Can't. They want all friends of Harumi to come in to answer some questions."

"Yeah, well they can't do that! They don't have a time and place. So, I'll bring you back later on when they ask. For now, let's go." Lloyd protectively slung an arm around her shoulder and dragged her to the car park, where his jeep was waiting. He looked up to see his professor taking the register, and swore under his breath, "Crap! Listen, take the jeep and go back to school, I will call you when I need you to bring it back. Do not crash it, for FSM's sake!" He kissed the top of her head and jumped out of the car, sprinting back. Nya rolled her eyes and muttered under her breath.

"Has it not occurred to him that I've failed my driving test three times in a row?"

5: Some random escape AU

Nya ran through the forest, her face stained with tears and sweat, her body with blood and more sweat. It was pitch-black, and she couldn't see a thing. Looking around wildly, she could sense something coming after her.

"For the love of- not again!" Turning on her heel, she raced off, dodging trees left and right until she skidded to a halt. Full circle. She'd just ran in a full circle. The human-lizard jumped in front of her, baring its fangs as it slowly approached, its razor-sharp tail intact, ready to strike.

From the bushes nearby, a figure grabbed the raven and pulled her along, "Come on!" they yelled. They ran for miles, both equally out of breath, until they reached a small hut.

"Here." The mysterious figure handed her a flask, and she swallowed it down, "Who are you?"

The figure stepped into the light, and Nya gaped.

"N-No, that's not possible."

"It is."

"You died in my arms, Jay! Y-You got stabbed, you bled out and died. I have blood on my clothes to prove it." Tears filled Nya's eyes. Jay took her hands, and explained everything, "After you were forced to flee, there was a lightning strike. It...shocked me awake, and I just ran, trying to find someone. It feels like a dream, or nightmare."

"It's real." she murmured, "It's all real." She slid to the floor, hugging her knees, "We should have never played that game."

So...yeah! Some of them seem to have ended mid-sentence, because that's how I left it XDDDD

k bai x