{Ten has logged on} 

{Eleven has logged on} 

{WhovianNation has logged on} 

{Ten and Eleven are preparing themselves for an onslaught of fangirling/fanboying} 

{Clara has logged on} 

{She, too, is preparing for an onslaught of fangirling/fanboying...} 

WhovianNation: O.o 

Clara: Yes, I am Clara Oswald. Yes, they are the Doctor. And no, I do not fancy the Doctor. 

WhovianNation: O.o 

Ten: Hello! I'm-- 

WhovianNation: I KNOW. 

Ten: Oh. Right. Well. I thought it would be polite to-- 

WhovianNation: THERE'S NO NEED TO BE POLITE. 

Eleven: Good! I'm never polite! 

WhovianNation: FEZZES ARE COOL. 

Eleven: O.o 

Eleven: DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY FEZ HUMAN CHILD! 

Eleven: Anyway, continue? 

WhovianNation: I have one thing to say to you... 

WhovianNation: Don't go to Trenzalore. 

{RiverSong has logged on} 

RiverSong: Spoilers.. 

{RiverSong has logged off} 

WhovianNation: Omgsh I totally ship you two 

Ten: Wait, like.. pirate ship? Ahar matey? Walk the plank? Polly want a cracker? 

WhovianNation: Yowza!! 

Ten: Bless you. 

WhovianNation: Why? 

Ten: You sneezed. 

WhovianNation: No. That's the name of the ship. 

Ten: What, so the SS Yowza? That's a rubbish name.

Eleven: I like it! The SS Yowza! 

WhovianNation: You guys are totally misunderstanding this. Like, Whouffle, and Tenpetals, and -- 

Ten: Tenpetals? Is that a reference to- 

WhovianNation: Yup. 

Ten: .. 

Ten: Okay! 

{WeepingAngel has logged on} 

WeepingAngel: Oh, hey Doctor! 

WeepingAngel: I'm on vacation. 

WeepingAngel: In Manhattan. 

WeepingAngel: I'm seeing someone about a pond. 

Eleven: AOEIATAGHEIIEWIWAEIAEWOPQAOAVAEFWBJEB!!!!! 

WeepingAngel: ??? 

Eleven: ARGHGHAHWIOEAGJAGIOKILL YOU!!!!

Ten: Say again, the TARDIS isn't translating angry gibberish. 

Eleven: I can't, foreknowledge. !!! 

Ten: What's wrong with a Weeping Angel seeing someone about a pond or a river or whatever? 

Eleven: Wait, where's Clara 

Eleven: CLARA 

Eleven: CLARA OSWIN OSWALD, HAVE YOU DIED AGAIN?? 

Clara: What? No. I was checking on the souffle. 

WhovianNation: Whouffle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Clara: What? No, it's spelled with an S, trust me, I- 

WhovianNation: i ship Yowza more, but you guys are cute too 

Ten: I'm so lost. 

Eleven: What the fez..? 

Ten: language! 

Eleven: Fine, what the converse? 

Ten: SONNY GO WASH OUT YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP 

Clara: *sigh*