{Ten has logged on} 

{Eleven has logged on} 

Ten: blimey why is it always us two? 

Eleven: maybe it's because we are the two doctors the author feels the most comfortable writing, eh? 

Ten: that's a bit rubbish though, she should be more adventurous 

Eleven: she's not kept up this chatroom well anyway 

FourthWall: I have said this many times 

FourthWall: I will say it once more 

FourthWall: SHUT YOUR YAMMERING JAWS

Ten: But we're not using our jaws, we're typing 

FOURTHWALL: FIGHT ME 

Eleven: whoa the text's gone wibbly, look it's all.... darkish. biggish and darkish. 

Ten: That's called 'bold.'  

{A Pirate} 

Eleven: 

Eleven: that's odd, d'you think the chatroom's malfunctioning? 

Ten: What do you mean? 

Eleven: look, 'a pirate's shown up and not done anything 

{A Pirate} 

{A Pirate} 

Ten: I see

{Sherlock has logged on} 

{Sherlock is questioning why, once again, he is bothering with these complete and utter fools}

{hehe I said fools} 

{Fly you fools - Gandalf's Senior Quote} 

Sherlock: Dare I ask why a seafaring rogue has interrupted your mindless chatting, Doctors? 

{A Pirate} 

Ten: There he is again! 

Eleven: there's not enough females on this chatroom, females make things interesting, lets find some females Sandshoes. 

Ten: er 

Eleven: females

Ten: alright?  

Eleven: females 

{Eleven has invited females} 

Females: Fe = iron. Male = man. I am Female. Therefore I am Iron Man. 

Sherlock: That phrase has been abducted from some unassuming Pin on Pinterest. I'd investigate the abduction, but they're usually boring. 

Sherlock: Pinterest quote, continue being abducted. 

{A Pirate} 

Sherlock: OMG EVERYONE YOU SHOULD GO WATCH THE TRAILER FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF MY SHOW 

Ten: why is it nothing goes properly in this chatroom? even our characterization's been muddled 

Eleven: wibbly 

Ten: eh? 

Eleven: our characterization has gone wibbly 

Ten: You've gone wibbly 

Eleven: I'll duel you with a spoon 

Ten: I'll throw things at your endless chin 

Eleven: give me a time and a date and I'll thrash you within an inch of your life m8 

Ten: but what about that one inch 

Eleven: I'll thrash that one inch too 

Ten: with what 

Eleven: a spoon 

{A WILD CHARACTERIZATION APPEARS} 

Characterization: wtfez is happening? You used to all bear some semblance of your characters, but it's all gone to pot. 

Sherlock: haha pot 

{A Pirate} 

Characterization: Even the pirate's being characterized incorrectly. 

{Characterization has invited some fictional characters to see if they're alright} 

Legolas: you interrupted me in the middle of applying eyeliner. That is incredibly rude of you. 

Characterization: Legolas... you're fine. You haven't changed at all. Everyone else, say something. 

CaptainAmerica: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

Characterization: .... 

CaptainAmerica: I'M IMITATING AN EAGLE 

Characterization: Oh? 

CaptainAmerica: MURICAN EAGLE 

CAPTAINAMERICA: MURICA 

{A Pirate} 

Characterization: Well, you seem fine too. Maybe it's just the Doctors? Another Doctor, say something. 

NinthDoctor: peace, my dude 

Characterization: I'm not a dude 

NinthDoctor: gotta send these good vibes man 

Characterization: .... I'm also not a man. 

NinthDoctor: my guy, you're spreading negativity. take a chill pill. just let the tranquility of nature wash over you, pal. ride some waves. 

Characterization: My hypothesis was correct. It's only the Doctors that are affected. 

Sherlock: watch my freaking trailer or I will dissemble your body and UNICORNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I want to be buried in a sea of sparkles

Characterization: Alright. So Sherlock's gone wobbly too. 

Eleven: WIBBLY

Sherlock: JOHN BURY ME IN A SEA OF SPARKLES 

{John has logged on} 

John: He's just high.

{John has forced Sherlock to log off} 

{John has logged off} 

Legolas: I am confused. 

Eleven: I will deflect your arrows with my spoon, you pointy-eared acrobatic Captain Obvious 

Legolas: You just called me Captain Obvious 

Captain Obvious: I feel you are trying to usurp me, Orlando Bloom. 

{Characterization has forced everyone to log off} 

{Characterization has blown up their computers for good measure} 

{Characterization has changed their name to Flowerpot} 

Flowerpot: Damn, do I make a good therapist. 

{The Chatroom has been closed by TheFourthWall so the Author can rethink her writing choices.}