{somerandomwhovian has logged on}

{HarryPotter has logged on} 

{Eleven has logged on}

Somerandomwhovian: blimey

Eleven: blimey

HarryPotter: blimey

Eleven: O.o

Eleven: A WHOVIAN! RUN FOR COVER!

HarryPotter: Not my problem, mate :)

somerandomwhovian: can i ask you a question?

Eleven&harry: who?

somerandomwhovian: Not you harry, the Doctor

HarryPotter: well then

HarryPotter: so

HarryPotter: I SEE HOW IT IS

HarryPotter: I SAVE YOU FROM NOSY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET

somerandomwhovian:

Eleven:

HarryPotter:

HarryPotter: ..

somerandomwhovian: Harry?

HarryPotter: Yes?!

somerandomwhovian: Eat a Snickers.

HarryPotter: WHY?

somerandomwhovian: You're not yourself.

Eleven: *snickers*

HarryPotter: Wait, are you eating a Snickers or snickering at me? Or just snickering?

Eleven: I'm eating fish fingers and custard

Eleven: duh

Eleven: * muggles *

HarryPotter: I AM NOT A MUGGLE

HarryPotter: I AM A WIZARD

HarryPotter: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A WIZARD DUEL

Eleven: But I'm not a wizard, I'm a Time Lord.

Eleven: And by the way, that escalated rather quickly.

Eleven: stop escalating

Eleven:

HarryPotter:

Eleven:

Eleven: you're not an escalator

HarryPotter: THAT DOESN'T MATTER

somerandomwhovian: Just eat a snickers harry!!!!!!!!!

HarryPotter: * eats snickers *

somerandomwhovian: Better?

Eleven: ??

somerandomwhovian: ??

HarryPotter: ..

HarryPotter: .. !

HarryPotter: Of course I'm not better. Dumbledore's hiding in his office, Hermione's being all emo, Ron's making out with Lavender Brown, some mad snake thing of Voldemort's is trying to kill people, Sirius is making life-threatening choices, one of us is probably going to be killed off because it's getting to that point in the story arc, and the next season of Sherlock isn't coming out for years.

{HarryPotter has logged off}

Eleven: ..  

Eleven: So that's what PMSing is.

somerandomwhovian: um

somerandomwhovian: Despite calling yourself a Doctor, your knowledge-or lack of it- of the human body disturbs me.

Eleven: :-)

Eleven: Anyway, what was your question?

somerandomwhovian: Oh, right! okay, why is everyone British on Doctor Who?

Eleven: Because BBC is a british television program thingamee.

somerandomwhovian:....

Eleven: :>

somerandomwhovian: Stop breaking the fourth wall!

Eleven: Fine!

Eleven: wait

Eleven: Everyone's British?

somerandomwhovian: Well, yeah!

Eleven: WHAT

somerandomwhovian: Doctor, YOU'RE British.

Eleven: I AM NOT

Eleven: NO WAY

Eleven: IT'S CONTAGIOUS

somerandomwhovian: Well, you're speaking English. And you have a British accent. So you're British.

Eleven: That's like walking up to a strawberry and saying, you're red, and you're a fruit, so you must be an apple.

somerandomwhovian: ..

Eleven: actually, forget that, apples are rubbish.

somerandomwhovian: >.<

somerandomwhovian: You're a fruit racist, that's what you are!

Eleven: Anyway, I'm not speaking English. Well, I can speak English, but your adverbs are very annoying, so most of the time I'm speaking Gallifreyan, and the TARDIS is translating.

somerandomwhovian: O.o

somerandomwhovian:

somerandomwhovian:

somerandomwhovian: WHAT

somerandomwhovian: NO WAY, MY MIND IS BLOWN

Eleven: Oh dear! Do you need a Doctor?

somerandomwhovian: O.o

Eleven: Hello? Are you all right? Have you picked up the little bits of your mind and put them back together?

{Twelve has logged on}

Twelve: That shouldn't take long, there's not much of it

Twelve: OH SNAP

Twelve: SNAP SNAP SNAPPITY SNAP

Twelve: TIME LORD SASS

{Twelve has logged off}

somerandomwhovian: O.O

somerandomwhovian: Wait, um, could you tell me your name then? Is it Sweetie? What does it sound like in English then?

Eleven: No, it's——————

* bus passes *

somerandomwhovian: Say again?

Eleven: My name is———-

* train passes *

somerandomwhovian: Speak louder! Or, I dunno, type faster, sorry.. I dunno how a bus or a train could be on the Internet. Maybe it's the InterTrain. Or the WattBus. Anyway, go on?

Eleven: MY NAME IS———

* bus stops*

{Nine and Ten have logged on}

{Nine and Ten step out of WattBus}

Ten: NO

Nine: STOP

Nine: *hits you on the head with a banana*

Ten: *drags you away*

{Nine and Ten have forced Eleven to log off}

Ten: Good job, Nine!

Nine: Same to you, Toothpick!

{Nine and Ten have logged off}

somerandomwhovian: ...

somerandomwhovian: ....

somerandomwhovian: ............

somerandomwhovian: Well then. That was enlightening.

{somerandomwhovian}

JackHarkness: But

JackHarkness: I'm not British..... :(

JackHarkness: ....

LLAMA: MEEP