{Ten has logged on} 

{Eleven has logged on} 

{Twelve has logged on}

Eleven: HEY WHY DID THE DALEK CROSS THE ROAD

Twelve: It didn't; don't be stupid. It levitated and destroyed cars and innocent travelers as it floated over the highway. 

Ten: ... 

Ten: I dunno, why? 

Twelve: I just told you why. 

Eleven: TO EXTERMINATE HUMANITY 

Eleven:

Eleven: 

Eleven: Come to think of it, that's not that funny. 

Ten: No, it isn't. 

Twelve: Whenever you say something that actually is funny, warn me beforehand so I don't die of shock... 

Ten: *cough * I wouldn't put it past you to die of a hearts-attack... *cough* 

Twelve: Don't think I didn't see your comment about my eyebrows! 

Ten: What comment....

Twelve: You warned me that I shouldn't 'facepalm', I might cut my hand on them. Thank you, I'm very proud of my eyebrows. 

Eleven: You probably go to the barbers especially to get them manicured! 

Twelve: ..... 

Twelve: You can't manicure eyebrows. 

Twelve: You're actually embarrassing... 

Twelve: I can't believe how far I've come. 

{Twelve has logged of} 

Ten: RIGHT that worked ... we got rid of the grump... ON TO JOKE NUMBER FOUR-HUNDRED AND FIFTY SEVEN! 

Eleven: HAHAHA IT'S YOUR TURN 

Ten: I WOULD MAKE ANOTHER CHEMISTRY JOKE..... 

Ten: BUT ALL THE GOOD ONES ARGON!! 

Eleven: BWAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD 

Eleven: Argon walks into a bar.. 

Eleven: And the barman says, get out! We don't allow noble gases here! 

Eleven: Guess what happens? 

Ten: WHAT 

Eleven: ARGON DOESN'T REACT 

Ten: HAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD XD XD 

{Martha has logged on} 

Eleven: Oh no-- 

Martha: Seriously? You're sitting around telling chemistry jokes? 

Martha: You guys need to get a life. 

Ten: I did! I've tried everything! Look, I'm on my tenth one! 

Eleven: HAHAHAAH 

Ten: hahahahahahehehhe !!! 

Martha: This is serious! 

{Martha has invited Rose} 

{Martha has invited Amy} 

Martha: They've been telling chemistry jokes for FOUR HOURS. 

Martha: And jokes about themselves, and "Doctor Who". 

Martha: And jokes about....satsumas? Okay then...

Rose: It's all over. They've even told the 'barium' joke. 

Amy: What one's that? 

Ten: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DEAD CHEMIST? 

Eleven: YOU BARIUM!!! 

Ten and Eleven: HAAAAAAHAHAHA 

Eleven: Oh my fez, you guys have to look up time lord insults... 

Ten: And Time Lord confessions! 

Eleven: And Time Lord problems! 

Ten: And Time Lord pick up lines ;) 

Martha: I wish no one had ever told them 'Doctor Who' was a thing... 

Eleven: Hang on, let me invite someone I don't like-- 

{Eleven has invited SomeRandomSilence} 

Eleven: HEY SILENCE 

Eleven: YO MOMMA SO UGLY EVEN CASSANDRA WON A BEAUTY CONTEST AGAINST HER 

Ten: HAHAHAAHAHAH XD XD XD XD 

SomeRandomSilence:

SomeRandomSilence: I have no mother. 

Ten: O.o 

Eleven: O.o 

Ten: I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry. Is there anything I can do? 

Eleven: This is horrible! You poor Silence! 

Amy, Rose, and Martha: .......... 

Amy: I actually can't tell if they're being serious. 

Ten: Let's try confessions instead. Eleven, you go first. 

Eleven: No, you go! 

Ten: No, you!! 

Eleven: FINE 

Eleven: :) Sometimes I make up some adventure I had with River and when she says she doesn't remember I just reply... "Spoilers...." 

Ten: Hahaha okay, I've got one-- all the kids on Gallifrey would call the Master 'Little Drummer Boy' 

{TheMaster has logged on} 

Ten: Oh, shoot -- 

TheMaster: I've got one! 

Ten: .. 

Ten: Got what? A confession? 

TheMaster: No, a joke! 

Ten: Okay, what is it- WAIT NO NO NO THAT JOKE ISN'T FUNNY NO SERIOUSLY NO 

TheMaster: Knock knock... 

Ten: NO STOP IT :0 :0 :0 NOOO --

TheMaster: Knock knock... 

Ten: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Amy: I don't get it. 

TheMaster: I KNOCKED FOUR TIMES BWHAHAAHAHAHA 

{TheMaster has logged off} 

Eleven: Okay. Right. Moving on... 

Ten: HOW CAN YOU-- HOW CAN YOU JUST MOVE ON-- 

Eleven: Um, I regenerated? 

Ten: YOU CAN'T JUST JOKE ABOUT MY DEATH

Eleven: But you haven't died yet. 

Ten: I'M DONE WITH JOKES 

Ten: I'M GOING TO GO BUY SOME CONVERSE 

Rose: Yeah.. they're kind of like his comfort blanket, except for a 945 year old Time Lord... 

Ten: YOU KNOW WHAT 

Ten: Actually, oh, Rose, I could never be angry at you... 

Ten: For more than five seconds.. 

Ten: Okay, maybe a minute, tops... 

Ten: BUT I'M STILL GOING TO BUY SOME CONVERSE !! 

{Ten has logged off} 

Eleven: But I was just getting to a good one! 

Eleven: "Time Lord problems"! 

Eleven: YOU KNOW WHAT MY BIGGEST PROBLEM IS?? 

Martha: A childish sense of humor and a really out of date sense in fashion? 

Eleven: I'M STILL NOT GINGER! 

Amy: I didn't know you wanted to be a ginger! 

Rose: Oh, he's been going on about it for ages, literally. 

Rose: John and I actually joked about dying his hair ginger for Halloween... 

Martha: Did you? 

Rose: Hahaha..no.. 

Rose: He ended up running away screaming, "Don't touch my hair!"