Meanwhile............. 

{Harry has logged on} 

{Hermione has logged on} 

{bestkeeperever has logged on} 

Hermione: Ron! 

bestkeeperever: what ? ? 

Hermione: Change your username. That's pigheaded. 

bestkeeperever: yes, mum ! haha 

Hermione: Ron. 

bestkeeperever: but it's true! i am the best keeper ever!

Hermione: First of all, I will not deny you are a very good keeper...when your nerves don't get the better of you...and second of all, just because you're in a chat room doesn't mean you can't use proper grammar. 

bestkeeperever: What is this, exams ? Harry! a little support! 

Harry: Er no comment 

bestkeeperever: you know what! fine! 

{bestkeeperever has changed his name to Ron} 

Ron: Happy, hermione? 

Ron: I MEAN HERMIONE WITH A CAPITAL H, YES, I KNOW

Hermione: Now, Harry, you said that this chat room was supposed to be interesting. I have to study in a few minutes, this had better be good-- 

Harry: Study for what? 

Hermione: Did you really forget about the Transfiguration quiz tomorrow? You've got to be joking. 

Harry: O.o 

Ron: O.o 

Harry: Please tell me you're joking.  

Hermione: Well, I'm not going to lie and say there isn't a quiz tomorrow, am I? You should stop fooling around online, then! You've only got a few hours! 

Ron: I 'm not staying up all night studying - there's quidditch tomorrow! 

Hermione: Oh, I can see it all, you're going to let your academics suffer just so Lavender doesn't see you look bad. 

Harry: Guys, turn on invisibility- I think a few of the people who use this chat have logged on- watch, their conversations are mad- 

Hermione: You're going to do dreadful on that quiz, you know. 

{Hermione, Harry, and Ron are using an Invisibility Cloak} 

{TheDoctors have logged on} 

{SherlockHolmes has logged on}

{Amy has logged on}

{ClaraOswald has logged on}

 {Rose has logged on} 

Ten: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH OUR DOPPELGANGERS???? 

Eleven: AND MY HAIR!! 

War: There is absolutely no reason to start typing in all-caps; calm down. If that is physically possible for either of you. 

Twelve: I've figured it out. 

SherlockHolmes: No, that's my bit. 

Twelve: Shush. Let me explain. 

SherlockHolmes: I think I'll do the explaining. Seeing as all the twelve of you seem to be capable is arguing and trying to save a universe with overly expressive eyebrows and out of date fashion choices. 

Twelve: We've accidently stumbled on different dimensions. 

SherlockHolmes: Ridiculous. Your 'doppelgangers' didn't even look like most of you. It was obviously a poorly staged distraction that would divert your attention from some larger scheme. 

Two: Go on, Twelve. 

Twelve: Sherlock Holmes, you are not real. 

SherlockHolmes: Is that all you've arrived at? 

Twelve: At least, not in our universe. We've broken through into your universe, or dimension- whatever you want to call it. 

SherlockHolmes: How about reality? 

Twelve: No such thing. Everyone thinks that they're living in reality. They are. Just their reality. 

SherlockHolmes: So you're suggesting that I live in my own dimension and time seperate to reality. 

Twelve: Take Harry, Ron, and Hermione. 

Twelve: Yes, I know you're here. Turn off invisibility. The TARDIS monitor picked it up. 

{Hermione has turned off invisibilty} 

{Harry has turned off invisibility} 

{Ron has turned off invisibility} 

Eleven: ARE YOU FOR REAL??? 

Eleven: OMGALLIFREY I CRIED AT THE LAST BOOK 

Hermione: What do you mean about different dimensions, and why do you call yourselves numbers? 

Ron: No way! My mum watches Doctor Who! 

Twelve: Exactly my point. We, the Doctors, exist in... 

Ten: The Whoniverse!! 

One: Our own dimension. 

Twelve: And Harry, Hermione, and Ron exist in... 

Ten: The Potterverse! 

Ron: Oi, why is it named after him?? 

Ten: Well, we can't exactly call it the Weasleyverse, can we? 

Twelve: But there are ways of peering into other versions of the universe. Like this show 'Doctor Who' you go on about, and the Harry Potter books, and...

TheDoctors: This chat room! 

Hermione: You were right, Harry, their conversations are absolutely bonkers! Harry Potter books! 

Ron: Ha, i bet Colin Creevey wrote those, Harry! 

Harry: Don't be stupid, there aren't books about me 

Harry: .. 

Harry: .. 

Harry: I think 

Five: Amy, Clara, Rose-- you haven't said much, what's on your mind? 

Rose: I'm researching Billie Piper.

Rose: She looks exactly like me 

Clara: And this Jenna Coleman person! 

Clara: It's creeping me out! Why do we have.. twins? I sort of get how we're living in our own dimensions or whatever whether it's true or not, but why are there different copies?? 

Amy: Oo I was in Guardians of the Galaxy 

TheDoctors: .....? 

Amy: Sorry. Continue. 

SherlockHolmes: Your theory, Doctor--it's impossible. For one thing, there are different versions of ourselves in every dimension, if it's true. 

Twelve: In every version of the universe but our own- the Whoniverse, if you will- there's another copy of ourselves, an actor or actress who are (unknowingly) responsible for bridging the gap between dimensions. 

Ron: Right, this is it, I'm getting a headache, I'm going and practicing for the game tomorrow 

Hermione: No, you're not! You're going to study. 

Harry: Um I think I'll go visit Dumbledore.. 

Hermione: That includes you, Harry! That is, if you have plans of passing Transfiguration exams this year! 

Eleven: HARRY 

Harry: What..? 

Eleven: DON'T GO TO THAT CAVE THINGY DUMBLEDORE'S GOING TO-- 

{TheDoctors have kicked Eleven from the chat} 

Harry: Didn't I tell you? Mad