{RiverSong has logged on} 

{RiverSong is surveying the chatroom with her usual fabulousness}

RiverSong: 

RiverSong: How dull. 

{RiverSong has invited Moriarty, the Master, Missy, Magneto, Loki, Sauron, and Voldemort} 

RiverSong:  Let's have a psychopath party and blow some crap up. 

Moriarty: Can I kill people?! :D 

RiverSong: Nah, but you can eat food!! 

Moriarty: But - 

RiverSong: Now don't be naughty, you won't be invited if you don't follow the rules. 

Moriarty: No murder, no me. 

{Moriarty has logged off} 

TheMaster: I don't like rules. 

Missy: You stole my line! 

Voldemort: I am above parties. I am the lord of darkness. 

Sauron: Yoooooooo hold up Houston we have a problem

Sauron: I AM THE LORD OF DARKNESS     \__( ^ O ^ )__/

Magneto: Um, I'm not a psychopath, but I'll come.. 

Magneto: There won't be humans, right? 

Loki: I will kill any humans that come! 

Voldemort: Can we go back to the lord of darkness thing? I'm being usurped! 

Sauron: YOU ARE NOT EVIL ENOUGH DUDE BACK OFF 

Voldemort: I TRIED TO MURDER A ONE YEAR OLD AND ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE TAKE YO ATTITUDE DOWN 

TheMaster: Chill guys we're all evil 

Loki: But I am the awesomest. 

Magneto: Excuse moi?? 

RiverSong: PATIENCE LEVELS GOING DOWN GUYS ARE WE HAVING A PARTY OR WHAT 

Voldemort: Not until we get it straight that I am the evilest one here. 

RiverSong: Let's do it fairly, then, let's all vote who we think is the evilest of them all. I will judge. 

Voldemort: Voldemort. 

Sauron: Sauron!!!! 

Loki: MEEEEEEEEEE 

Magneto: Um- I don't actually think I'm -- 

Missy: myself.

TheMaster: myself HAHAHAHA SUCKAS WE WIN TWO VOTES 

RiverSong: Oh. True. 

{WeepingAngel has logged on} 

Everyone: * collective groan * 

WeepingAngel: You're all delusional. Plus, I have a much more badass name than you: the Lonely Assassin. 

RiverSong: You sent my parents back in time! Get out! 

{RiverSong has kicked WeepingAngel from the chat} 

RiverSong: That takes care of that. Where were we? About to FINALLY start planning the party? 

{WeepingAngel has logged back on} 

WeepingAngel: You can't defeat me I am Divergent 

RiverSong: What 

WeepingAngel: Ain't no party without me! I'm coming. >:) 

TheMaster: How about.....................no. 

Loki: You're an angel! An angel can't come to a party with psychopaths! Duh! 

Missy: Have you ever actually met a Weeping Angel? 

Loki: I AM RULER OF ALL OF YOU I WILL NOT BE CONTRADICTED 

TheMaster: Excuuuuse me? 

Sauron: I DECLARE WAR ON ALL OF YOU! 

Voldemort: I EXCEPT! 

RiverSong: * facepalm * 

RiverSong: Well this failed completely. 

{RiverSong has kicked everyone else out} 

{Ten has turned off invisibility mode}

{Eleven has turned off invisibility mode} 

Ten: Phew! I was worried we'd have to stop ANOTHER apocalypse! 

Eleven: That was not a very good plan, River dear. 

RiverSong: Not unlike many of your plans, Doctor dear. Anyway, it would have been fun. 

Ten: You have a very strange definition of fun.. 

RiverSong: Says the man who finds being chased by monsters and surfing through intergalactic disasters fun! 

Eleven: Do not! 

RiverSong: Do too! 

Eleven: Do not! 

Weatherman: We have an update on the local weather: the oncoming storm is oncoming. 

Ten: what..? 

Weatherman: Hurricane David ! 

Eleven: What??? 

Weatherman: Or maybe Hurricane Matt. 

Fourthwall: Go away, who let you in here? 

Weatherman: Weather forecast for Ten's near future: he will knock four times. 

Ten: What! No! 

Ten: I  DON'T WANNA GO 

{Ten has logged off} 

Weatherman: Weather forecast for Eleven's near future: It's  been raining in Manhattan. Don't blink, you might miss it! 

Eleven: What do you mean? Who are you?! 

Weatherman: Two ponds have dried up, i'm afraid. 

Eleven: O.O 

Eleven: ... but.. 

{Eleven has logged off to sob into his fez}

RiverSong: who are you?! What do you want? 

{Weatherman has changed his name to StevenMoffat} 

RiverSong: I knew it! I invited psychopaths, I should have known you'd show up!

StevenMoffat: Have fun in the library, River Song. Count the shadows. 

{RiverSong has hurriedly logged off} 

StevenMoffat: I don't know if I'd say psychopath. 

StevenMoffat: Perhaps... high functioning sociopath.