{Eleven has logged on} 

{Eleven has invited EVERYONE!!!} 

{Eleven is freaking out!!} 

Eleven: GUESS WHAT GUYS?????? 

Amy: And girls! Excuse me! 

Eleven: GUESS WHAT MEN, WOMEN, OTHER SELVES, EVIL TIME LORDS, AND VARIOUS ALIEN LIFE FORMS INCLUDING PANDIMENSIONAL BEINGS! 

PandimensionalBeing: Thank you. I often feel unexcepted. 

Clara: whaaat...? 

Eleven: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! 

Ten: Well, that's not really much of an accomplishment, I mean, you can't exactly invite your past and future selves to your own birthday party. 

Eleven: YES, I CAN! AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED! 

Eleven: Actually 

Eleven: I have a list of people who aren't invited, I just felt like showing off 

Eleven: Okay hang on I've got the list. 

Eleven: Master, you're not invited. 

TheMaster: gee thanks 

Eleven: You're welcome. And Missy, whoever you are, you're not invited either. 

Missy: I think I'll come anyway. 

Eleven: no. 

Missy: yes. 

Eleven: no. 

Missy: yes. 

Twelve: Just a moment 

{Twelve has kicked Missy and the Master from the chat} 

Eleven:  Okay. Daleks, you are not invited. 

DALEK: DALEKS NEED NO INVITATION. DALEKS CAN DO ANYTHING. 

Eleven: seriously, just because you're a Dalek doesn't mean you can crash a party. 

DALEK: EXTERMIN--- 

{Eleven has kicked DALEK from the chat} 

Eleven: Okay! Weeping Angels, Cybermen, Slitheen, Sontarans, and aggressive Silurians, because I know you're all on here, are not invited. 

Cyberman: DELETE. DELETE.

Donna: I'm gonna delete you in a minute! 

Cyberman: Oh. No. I. Am. Afraid. 

Ten: Fancy that. Only Donna could make a Cyberman afraid. 

Cyberman: Cyber bullying. Alert. Alert. Harassment. Harassment. 

{Cyberman has logged off} 

Martha: Okay then...

Rory: Who is invited, Doctor? 

Rose: I'll bake a cake!!! Happy Birthday Eleven! 

johnsmith: Rose. You do realize we're in another dimension, right? 

Rose: Oh, right! lol 

Rose: Okay, I gtg pick up the kids from school- 

Ten: O.o

Whovian: YASSSSSS 

Ten: O.o 

Whovian: Tenpetals forevahhhh!!! 

Ten: O.o ?? 

Jack: Hello. Jack Harkness. And who might you-? 

Whovian: AHHHHHHH 

Whovian: JACK 

Whovian: JACK YOU'RE BRILLIANT 

Jack: um. Thanks, I try! 

{Nine has kicked the Whovian from the chat} 

Nine: Whovians. I have no patience for them. Hey, Chinny, I have a question, and you'd better answer it without all-caps, abbreviations, and recycled jokes. 

Eleven: NO PROMISES! ;-D 

Nine: How many bananas am I legally allowed to bring to the party? 

Eleven: Preferrably just one. 

Nine: All right, then. How many bananas am I illegally allowed to bring to the party? 

Eleven: AS MANY AS YOU LIKE! 

Nine: Illegal it is then. 

Amy: Who else is invited to your... birthday party?? Assumingly on the TARDIS?  

Eleven: You, Rory,  Clara, Donna, Martha, Rose, Mickey the Idiot, K9, Romana, all of my selves, Susan- 

Donna: I think we get the point, spaceman. Everyone ever. Bloody King Henry the eighth will probably show up. 

Eleven: Er, no, he's a bit busy. Elizabeth might show up though! :D 

Ten: The non- Zygon one, right? 

Clara: Yeah O.o 

Eleven: Probably. 

JackSparrow: ELIZABETH? BLOODY 'ECK WE JUST SAVED HER DON'T TELL ME WE HAVE TO SAVE HER AGAIN! 

Rory: Wait what 

Eleven: Hey people! Guess what! I'm going to do something unexpected... 

Martha: Well, we're expecting it now, because you told us. 

Eleven: I'm gonna do it anyway! I...will break the fourth wall!!! 

Rose: Oh no you don't 

Amy: Not the fourth wall! THERE'S A CRACK IN IT DOCTOR, THE CRACK IN THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE 

PandimensionalBeing: Actually, that explains a lot. There's a crack in the wall... the fourth wall... 

Eleven: I'M GONNA BREAK IT :-D 

Ten: nooooo 

Nine: Noo stop it 

Twelve: DON'T YOU DARE BREAK THE FOURTH WALL 

Eleven: and I'm going to say.... 

Eleven: YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY! RANDOM PEOPLE BEYOND THE MYSTERIOUS FOURTH WALL! 

Nine: And bring a banana! Anyone who does not bring a banana will be forcably removed! 

Banana: Does that mean I can bring myself? 

Nine: .. 

Nine: I might eat you. 

Banana: Don't worry, it's an occupational hazard! They warned us about you at Banana School! "Beware of all healthy people," they told us, "And the Ninth Doctor." 

Clara: This chat is getting too weird, I'm sorry

{Clara has ended the chat and kicked everyone out} 

Several Hours Later 

Eleven: WOOOOO PARTY 

Rose: Don't rub it in :( john and I can't come , no one to take the kids 

johnsmith: And we're in another dimension, Rose. 

Rose: oh yeah

Rose: did anyone actually come, 11? 

Eleven: A Dalek, a Cyberman, some Silurians, a few French aristocrats from the fourty-sixth century, some random bloke off of the street, a few tropical trees, Amy, Rory, and the physical embodiment of a conscious banana.

Rose: ...