{Moriarty has logged on} 

{Missy has logged on} 

{TheMaster has logged on} 

{Loki has logged on} 

{Voldemort has logged on} 

{Malekith has logged on} 

{Magnussen has logged on} 

Moriarty: There was once a little Magnussen. He stole my place as the villain of Sherlock. He mysteriously died. 

{Moriarity has kicked Magnussen from the chat} 

Loki: Ugh, I am above all of you 

Loki: No literally 

Loki: Look up 

Voldemort: Why have you stolen that scum Weasely's flying car? 

Loki: I DO WHAT I WANT 

TheMaster: High five ! 

Loki: What no 

Loki: You're weird 

TheMaster: *thumbs up* :-D 

Malekith: Your motives are petty. To simply rule earth. I intend to return the entire universe to infinite darkness! 

TheMaster: Dude no that's stupid 

TheMaster: 'Cos then there's no people to boss around 

Missy: I don't know, infinite darkness might be kind of fun.. 

Missy: Wait, no, then I wouldn't be able to see in the morning. How am I supposed to put lipstick on if the lamp won't bloody work because the universe is in 'infinite darkness'?

TheMaster: ...  

Moriarty: BORING 

Moriarty: Killing Sherlock is much more fun 

Loki: No way, that oaf Thor is more fun to kill 

Voldemort: Harry Potter will die . 

TheMaster: The Doctor will die! 

Missy: .. 

Missy: Everyone dies!! :-D 

Missy: Well. 

Missy: Then they get turned into Cybermen, but... 

Missy: Death is not an end.. 

Voldemort: It most certainly isn't. 

TheMaster: Well, it is for you, I'm afraid. Last book. Second to last chapter or whatever. 

Malekith: INFINITE DARKNESS 

TheMaster: Give it up, all right? 

Moriarty: I can arrange all your deaths from my sofa.  

Loki: I am your ruler. 

Missy: Queen of all evil ! 

{Maleficent has logged on} 

Maleficent: Excuse me?? 

TheMaster: I loved that movie!! 

Loki: You've got to be kidding me. 

TheMaster: No, seriously! Disney is amazing! Hey , Missy, when you bring back everyone from the dead, let me know, I want to have a chat with Walt about Frozen, though.. 

Missy: If you like. 

TheMaster: I thought that movie was stupid. It was a metaphor for evil people being misunderstood. We're not misunderstood. Everyone understands us very well. 

Loki: I liked Frozen! I thought everyone should have died at the end, though, including that annoying man of snow 

Malekith: HOW DARE YOU INSULT OLAF 

Moriarty: Malekith, you look vaguely familiar.... do you happen to be Christopher Eccleston? 

{Malekith has changed his name to Chris} 

Chris: Yeah, you got me 

{Moriarty has changed his name to Andrew} 

{Maleficent has changed her name to Angelina} 

{Voldemort has changed his name to Ralph}

{TheMaster has changed his name to JohnS} 

{Missy has changed her name to Michelle} 

{Loki has changed his name to Tom} 

JohnS: LOL 

Ralph: hi 

Tom: so yeah guys filming for Avengers 2 on fri 

Michelle: fantastic! We've been doing season 9 for a while now. 

Andrew: I think we just shattered the fourth wall. 

Andrew: Sorry, that was my fault, I broke character. 

Angelina: It's okay! The fourth wall has to be shattered sometimes. 

Andrew: No, but I think I may have destroyed it permanently. Sorry. I'm just, soooo changeable....