{Eleven has logged on} 

{Eleven is bored} 

{Eleven has invited Clara, Amy, Rory, Ten, and Twelve} 

{Twelve has logged on}

Twelve: 

Eleven: 

Twelve: 

Eleven: 

Twelve: I don't know what you want, where you are, or what the Gallifrey you were thinking, but if you interrupt me while I am watching Lord of the Rings again, I will find you, and I will cause your fez to spontaneously combust. 

Eleven: 

Twelve: 

Eleven: 

Twelve: And then you will die. 

{Clara has logged on} 

{Amy has logged on} 

Amy: ... 

Amy: Geez, Gramps is grumpy. 

Twelve: Everyone shut up and go away. 

Clara: Basically me on Monday mornings. 

Amy: Basically me on every morning. 

Eleven: :( 

Eleven: He 

Eleven: He said  

Eleven: He said he would kill my fez 

Eleven: 

Clara: 

Amy: 

Eleven: NOOOOOOOOO 

Amy: Um, he also threatened your life. I'd be more worried about your life than your fez. 

Eleven: Well, if he comes back in time and kills me now, then he'll never be around to come back in time, so I'll be alive, so I'll still interrupt him while he's watching Lord of the Rings, so he'll still come back in time---- 

Twelve: EVERYONE GO AWAY  

Twelve: Whats-his-face just died, everyone shut up and leave, please. 

Clara: Where are you? In the console? I love LotR, I'll get some popcorn-- 

Twelve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED SOME SPACE 

Twelve: ARRRGH

Twelve: WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT ???! 

Amy: Why would who do what? 

Twelve: Kill Strawberry! 

Clara: Um, I don't think there is any character in Lord of the Rings named Strawberry. Are you watching something else now? 

Twelve: YOU HEARTLESS DALEKS! STRAWBERRY WAS THE BLOODY HORSE! 

Eleven: :( 

Eleven: Poor Strawberry! 

Eleven: 

Eleven: I need a moment 

Amy: Are you guys seriously crying over some horse ? 

Clara: You know that they really don't kill the horses right? There's some animal cruelty thingy law against it. That horse is probably fine and living a long and prosperous life in some barn in the country.

Amy: Um 

Amy: Which horse was it? 

Twelve: IT DOESN'T MATTER! STRAWBERRY IS DEAD AND THERE'S NO POINT TO WATCHING THIS ANY MORE 

Amy, Clara, and Eleven: ... 

Twelve: ... 

Amy, Clara, and Eleven: .... 

Twelve: ... 

Twelve: *puts it on again* 

Eleven: I'm watching Sherlock! 

Amy: Eww you stalker 

Eleven: Not like that lol 

Clara: Oh no, don't tell me you're using 'lol' again... he doesn't even know what it means. You can't use an abbreviation without knowing what it means. 

Eleven: "Laughing out loud!" 

Clara: Not bad! You're not completely clueless when it comes to that sort of thing 

Eleven: .. 

Eleven: I looked it up. 

Amy: Hey , Doctor, so you like Sherlock?

Eleven: Brilliant show! 

Amy: A consulting detective, a doctor, and a consulting criminal walk into a pool. What happens? 

Eleven: I DON'T KNOW WHAT???? 

Amy: no one finds out for a year and a half. 

Eleven: 

Amy: 

Eleven: 

Amy: 

Eleven: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

{StevenMoffat has logged on} 

StevenMoffat: 

TheCharacters: ....

StevenMoffat: Which of you die first? 

TheCharacters: ....

Twelve: *points at Eleven* 

StevenMoffat: Being naughty Twelve? Fine. I'll make your childhood friend/ arch frenemy into a woman and see if you're laughing then. POOF. 

{Twelve has stormed off, horrifed} 

Eleven: lol 

StevenMoffat: Tch, tch, Eleven. How about a trip to Trenzalore? 

Eleven: O.o 

{Eleven has logged off} 

Clara: Um, who are you? 

StevenMoffat: >;) 

StevenMoffat: I haven't found a way to kill you off yet, permanently, but I did have a lot of fun with Series 8 finale. How did you like the Danny Pink twist? 

Clara:...... 

{Clara has logged off} 

Amy: What- 

StevenMoffat: How was Manhattan? 

Amy: .. 

Amy: ... 

{Amy has logged off} 

{Jack has logged on} 

StevenMoffat: Hello, Jack. 

Jack: Hi! I'm- 

StevenMoffat: I can't kill you. So don't talk to me. 

Jack: ...