{Nine has logged on} 

{Rose has logged on} 

Nine: Rose! How are you? 

Rose: TOAIOWAWIOGHATIATRIURI

Nine: .. 

Rose: EIHGIUAEWOAEWPOAWP

Nine: Are you all right? 

Rose: iaetwaw

Nine: 

Rose: 

Nine: 

Nine: Are you speaking in code?

Nine: Are you injured??

Nine: ARE YOU DYING?? I'M COMING ROSE, RIGHT NOW. 

{johnsmith has logged on} 

johnsmith: What is going  on..? Ohh.. hang on a sec.. 

johnsmith: Blast, I can't find him 

Nine: WHAT'S GOING ON??? IS ROSE OKAY?? 

johnsmith: Oh, yeah! Rose is fine. I think Will hacked her computer, that's all. Nothing to worry about! :) 

Nine: ..? 

johnsmith: Oh, Will is our son, by the way. Turning three next month.

Nine: .. 

johnsmith: He's not only hacked her computer but is sending nonsense messages to all of her contacts. 

Rose: Sounds a bit like you, love. 

johnsmith: Oh, good! You got your laptop back! I thought you were taking a nap. I'll come down and make some tea. <3 

{johnsmith has logged off} 

{Rose has logged off}

Nine: ...... 

Nine: ... 

Nine: . 

Nine: what 

{Donna has logged on} 

Donna: Hello! 

Nine: No. 

Donna: .. sorry? What? 

Nine: You're the airhead woman that broke my tea cup and stole my bananas! 

Donna: 

Donna: YOU!  

{Donna has invited Ten} 

{Ten has logged on} 

Ten: Hello ! Donna, self- 

Donna: TELL HIM OFF! 

Ten: Um, sorry? what? 

Donna: HE CALLED ME AN AIR-HEAD! LOUSY, BIG-EARED ALIEN! 

Ten: Donna, you do know you're insulting me right? Well. Sort of. Yeah. Past me. Timey wimey. Regenerations. 

Nine: I dunno why I bother with humans! 

Ten: You'll learn to like them again, trust me. 

{Amy has logged on} 

Amy: Hiya! Doctors and Donna. 

Donna: I used to be DoctorDonna, actually. 

Amy: Sounds like a story. What happened? 

Donna: Well, basically-- 

{johnsmith has logged on} 

johnsmith: --basically me! 

Amy: Still not getting it. 

Nine: Yeah. Sorry. What? 

{RiverSong has logged on} 

RiverSong: SPOILERS! 

Amy: but- 

RiverSong: SPOILERS, MUM! 

Nine: who- 

RiverSong: SPOOOOIIILLLEEERRRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ten: >:( we were just-- 

RiverSong: RIVER SONG DISAPPROVES OF YOUR SPOILERS! NOW YOU DIE! 

Amy: You really shouldn't refer to yourself in third person. I think you missed a few crucial lessons in grammar. 

RiverSong: Yeah, we both bunked off that day, remember? And anyway, it was a meme I saw on the Internet. 

Nine: I hate admitting it, but i am bloody lost 

Nine: like 

Nine: don't know what planet I'm on , lost 

Nine: And that happens all the time 

Nine: Not the 'me being lost' but the 'me not knowing what planet I'm on'. 

Donna: Can't you READ ?! 

Nine: What does that mean, exactly? 'Course I can read. 

Donna: Well, if you could read then you could read street signs!!!! 

Nine: That still doesn't have to do with anything. Think about it. I mean, Earth doesn't have a sign anywhere that says 'WELCOME, YOU ARE NOW ON EARTH!'  now does it? 

Ten: No, it doesn't. 

Amy: Fair point! 

Donna: YOU. ARE. ALL. BONKERS! 

{TheMaster has logged on} 

TheMaster: *thumbs up* 

Ten: I'm going to have to do something about the psychopaths hacking our chat room. 

RiverSong: Sorry, love. There's no keeping me out . If I want to hack into a chat room, I do. 

Ten: I wasn't referring to you- 

RiverSong: Nevertheless, I am a psychopath. 

{Moriarty has logged on} 

Moriarty: We all meet up. Once a month. 

TheMaster: Talk about psychopath stuff. It's good fun!  

RiverSong: For a psychopath. 

Moriarty: Psychopaths United. 

TheMaster: Psychopaths Not-So-United. 

RiverSong: Psychopaths In-Disunity. 

Moriarty: Psychopaths Trying-To-Kill-Each-Other.

EveryoneElse: ............ 

ThePsychopaths: *PSYCHOPATH SELFIE*