{Martha has logged on} 

{Ten has logged on} 

{Clara has logged on} 

Ten: WHY HULLO THERE 

Clara: He's at it again. He's typing in all caps. 

Ten: I'VE SONIC-ED THE COMPUTER SO IT'S SET IN ALL CAPS :D  FOREVAHHHHH 

Ten: MWAHAHAHAHAHA 

Martha: Don't be silly, of course you haven't. 

Ten: No, you're right. I haven't. BUT I STILL LIKE ALL CAPS 

Martha: Could you not? 

Ten: LOL, NO 

Clara: so, Doctor ---- 

Ten: HANG ON 

Martha: Hang on to what? 

Ten: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT I'VE JUST THOUGHT OF A THING 

Clara: A what? 

Ten: A THING 

Clara: A what? 

Ten: A THING 

Clara: Could you just tELL US WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF???? 

Ten: Hahahaha you're using all caps now too 

Ten: ANYWAY 

Ten: The premise of EVERY book, movie, and television show is someone wanting something and someone else saying, 'lol no' 

Clara: ...? 

Ten: Watch, watch!!!! 

{Ten has invited Frodo and Sauron} 

Sauron: Why, hello, chaps, how are you on this lovely morn? I just---- 

Sauron: 

Sauron: WEAKLING, HOBBIT, SCUM OF MIDDLE-EARTH, DUST TO BE TRODDEN BENEATH MY FEET AND SQUASHED TWIXT MY TOES! 

Frodo: I came here to have fun and i feel so attacked right now 

Frodo: gosh dang it Sauron you're such a bully 

Frodo: gosh 

Sauron: GIVE ME THE RING !!!!! 

Frodo: 

AngrySauron: GIVE IT TO ME NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Frodo:

AngrierSauron: !!! 

Frodo: Lol, no 

{Ten has kicked them out} 

Ten: You see? You see?!

Martha: I'm not convinced, mate. 

Ten: All right, okay, I see how it is.. 

{Ten has invited Loki and IronMan} 

Ten: Let the 'lol,no'-ing commence! 

Loki: Not you idiots again. I can feel the idiocy seeping through the keyboard of the computer. 

IronMan: :P today loki isn't feeling very....... low key 

Loki: No. 

IronMan: Come on, it's punny! 

Loki: No. It really isn't. It's getting very old now. 

IronMan: You're such a party pooper. Now I remember why we kicked your ass.

Loki: Just give me the Tesseract and your planet and your nachos and we can end this. 

IronMan: 

IronMan: 

IronMan: lol, NAHHHHHH 

IronMan: It is NACHO PLANET to take, pal 

{Ten has kicked them out too} 

{Ten has scratched his head in thought} 

{Ten has carefully fixed his beautiful spiky hair because it was messed up when he was scratching his head in thought}

Ten: Close enough. 

Clara: This doesn't prove anything. They probably just read your original comment. 

Ten: okay, then, BRINGIN OUT THE BIG GUNS 

Clara: .. 

Ten: That is, if I approved of guns. 

Ten: Which I don't. Guns are bad. Bad, bad guns. 

Ten: Except for when the fate of an entire planet is in the balance and some Time Lord president madman Assilon - I mean- Rassilon -  is trying to 'ascend to be a creature of a higher dimension' and your adopted dad is in a fix and-- 

{RiverSong has logged on} 

RiverSong: Spoilers, sweetie. 

{Twelve has logged on} 

Twelve: It's not the Christmas special yet, Rivah, wait for your turn! 

{Twelve and River have logged off} 

Clara:..

Martha: mmkay then 

Ten: ANNNYYYWAYYY 

Ten: THE BIG GUNS 

Ten: If i approved of guns------ 

Clara: Don't go there again, we know. 

{Ten has hurriedly invited some Star Wars peeps} 

Ten: Let the 'lol, no' comm---------

DarthVader: Come to the dark side, we have cookies!!

Luke: dAD, i don't want cookies 

DarthVader: Ummm.. we also have... long swoopy capes? 

Luke: I already have a long swoopy cape, it's in my closet 

Han: Kid, you don't even have a house, let alone a closet. Unless you live in a closet. 

Luke:

Han: I'm not judging you, I promise. 

Han: 

Luke: are you saying I'm gay 

Han: maybe

Leia: *eye roll* 

DarthVader: How about you, Leia, will you come to the Dark Side? 

Leia: No, dad. My hair is too emotional to ever be concealed by your old man hoods 

DarthVader: Well, you don't haaave to wear a hood.... They're only to keep lukewarm... 

Han: badum tissss LUKEWARM 

Han: ? 

Han: no? 

DarthVader: It was a typo. >:(

Leia: of course you need a hood. Everyone evil has a hood. 

R2D2: Beep boop 

DarthVader: Will you come to the Dark Side? Will anyone? 

Everyone: ... 

DarthVader: No one? :( I feel so alone 

DarthVader: This brings me back to my days selling Girl Scouts cookies. No one wanted them. 

DarthVader: I mean boy scouts cookies. 

Martha: Boy scouts don't sell cookies. 

DarthVader: Of COURSE they do, they do when they're on the Dark Side!!!! BECAUSE WE HAVE COOKI------

{Ten has kicked the Star Wars peeps out}

Ten: Okay, maybe that wasn't the best example. 

Clara: Maybe not. 

Ten: But you know what makes up for it? 

Martha: Um.. cookies? 

Ten: No, but that would make up for it too. 

Martha: Well? 

Ten:

Ten: Never mind I've forgotten. 

 Clara: *exasperated sigh* 

Ten: OOOOO I'VE REMEMBERED 

Ten: IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS 

Ten: DECK THE HALLS WITH ... with things. With festive things. 

Clara: It's mid-April, Doctor. 

Martha: It's late August. 

Ten: :( 

Ten: My metaphorical bubble has burst. I will go. 

{Ten has logged off} 

Martha: 

Clara:

Martha: Is it actually April for you? 

Clara: Lol, no :)