{Clara has logged on} 

{Rose has logged on} 

{Donna has logged on} 

Donna: oi 

Rose: ? what are you oi-ing about, Donna? 

Donna: that's just how I greet people

Clara: so girls I've had an idea 

Rose: Don't you mean the author of the chatroom had an idea? :)

Clara: let's not go there Rose

Clara: let's not 

Clara: Anyway, it seems the Doctors are always pranking us. It seems high time we prank them. 

Rose: Oh? I don't think they prank us. 

Donna: Besides, I feel like this chapter has already been done 

Clara: OH MY GOD COULD YOU JUST HEAR ME OUT 

Rose: jam your hype Clara 

Clara: 

Clara: what does that mean? 

Rose: I dunno the author looked up British slang for chill out --- 

Clara: Anywayyy er I think we should prank the Doctors by pretending we're in a fix.  Like a life-threatening fix. 

Donna: That seems mean.

Donna: but then again 

Donna: What is life but lots of mean 

Chatroom: No need to get so existentially violated, Donna. 

Clara: RIGHT WE'RE DOING IT ALRIGHT  

Rose: wait 

{Clara has invited the Doctors} 

{Only the NuWho Doctors have shown up because the Author is rubbish at writing for the ClassicWho Doctors, sorry mates} 

Nine: BANANAS 

Nine: sorry that just slipped out, how are you all? 

Clara: Doctor we're in danger

TheDoctors:

TheDoctors: ... 

Nine: I told you not to wander off?!?!?! 

Ten: ROSE AND DONNA I WILL RESCUE YOU also you Clara, I don't really know you COMING TO SAVE YOU WHERE ARE YOU 

Eleven: just a mo I'm at a 1920s amusement park 

Twelve: why though 

Twelve: also Clara please don't die

Rose: yeah, we're.. we're in a real proper fix? I think? 

Donna: the kettle's boiling I'll be right back 

Clara: AHHH 

Clara: YOU GUYS, YOUR ACTING WAS HORRID 

Clara: MY PLAN HAS FAILED 

Ten: Plan? 

Ten: ROSE ARE YOU ALRIGHT 

Rose: Yeah, I mean we were pranking you? Also I can't stop ending my sentences with exclamation marks? why?

Eleven: did you know that when you eat pineapples an enzyme in them eats you as well  

Twelve: Something tells me that Clara is not Clara. Clara, who are you? Are you Clara? Or a Clara that is not Clara? Or a form of Clara that is not quite as Clara as other Claras? Or are you only a certain percentage Clara? Am I going to have to take on a mathematical enigma to figure out how Clara you are? Are you Clara and some offset of Clara that is rebelling against the empirical Clara, like the Revolutionary War but with Claras? Are you actually Jenna Coleman and therefore sort of Clara? Or were you never Clara in the first place? 

Twelve: CLARA 

Clara: Clara Oswald is dead

Twelve: FIGHT ME SQUARE UP IMA COME THRASH YOU M8 MY SCOTTISH WILL STRANGLE YOU 

Clara: Not really I just felt like saying that 

Nine: Who are you? 

Nine: When are you? 

Nine: How are you? 

Nine: Where are you? 

Nine: Why? 

Nine: see my second grade teacher taught me well GOTTA USE THOSE CONTEXT CLUES 

Rose: I'm so confused right now? 

Donna: right the tea's made what did I miss 

Ten: that was a fast cuppa, Donna 

Clara: OI YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME, EVERYONE

Clara: I'M THE ADVERSARY FOR THIS CHAPTER

Clara: YOU SHOULD BE REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT ME 

Clara: CONCERN 

Clara: MUCH CONCERN 

Twelve: who are you and where is Clara 

Clara: I am....... 

Clara: ...........................................................

Clara: ................................................................................................................

Nine: You're a lot of periods? 

Rose: aka a woman? 

Donna: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THOSE PUNS 

{Clara has changed her name to Catzilla} 

Catzilla: did you really think the author would leave that chapter unresolved 

Ten: but mate, Dogzilla and Catzilla was from 2014 

Catzilla: shut up 

Rose: oi don't tell the Doctor to shut up 

Catzilla: watch me 

Ten: oi don't tell Rose to do something she doesn't want to 

Eleven: WHO WANTS SOME COTTON CANDY 

CottonCandy: no let me be lonely 

Twelve: I'm starting to be tempted to put this chatroom on mute or something. 

{Twelve has kicked all of the Who characters from the chat} 

{Twelve has logged off, Scottishing angrily} 

CottonCandy: loneliness

Catzilla: 

Catzilla: but 

Catzilla: They've done it again 

Catzilla: They've left my chapter completely unresolved

CottonCandy: at least you're not cotton candy 

Catzilla: Wow self hatred is unhealthy 

CottonCandy: welcome to Tumblr 

Catzilla: This isn't Tumblr 

CottonCandy: everything is Tumblr 

Catzilla: 

CottonCandy: 

Catzilla: would we make a good ship 

CottonCandy: sure 

Catzilla: okay then. Cottonzilla4Life. 

Chatroom: why tho 

Chatroom: I am besmirched