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{MickeyMouseSmith has quickly changed his username to Mickey} 

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{EVERYONE HAS LOGGED ON} 

Nine: Party! Now, does everyone have a banana? DO NOT ENTER THE PARTY WITHOUT A BANANA, OR YOU WILL BE FORCABLY REMOVED. 

Ten: Ignore the Scottish one 

Nine: Watch it, sandshoes! 

Ten: Watch it, magic ears! 

Eleven: Wait, what? 

Nine: WATCH IT, CHINNY 

Eleven: I was only-- 

Nine: YOUR CHIN NEEDS ITS OWN CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT 

Eleven: Oh yes, we established that- proclamation of 1843- 

Nine: ARE YOU BEING SMART WITH ME? 

Eleven: Generally, yes.  

Jack: Cool it, Doctors, I think your New Year's resolution needs to be for each  of you to get your own congressional district. 

Eleven: Okay- just a mo - 

Eleven: Done. The Congressional District of Fezzes and Bow-ties. 

Rose: Eeee! So excited! We're on holiday- we're seeing the ball drop in Time's Square, it's brilliant! 

ClaraOswald: Cool! Don't get mugged! Oh shoot I think that's the souffle 

johnsmith: Why are you on your phone Rose? We've only got a minute love - oo look light-thingies 

Rose: Right- sorry 

marthasmith: MICKEY WHERE ARE YOU THERE'S A MINUTE TILL NEW YEAR WE NEED POPCORN 

Mickey: Sorry! I'm still at the store- why do you need popcorn? 

marthasmith: Don't question me, just do it. 

Missy: You're all insane  

K9: Affirmative 

TheMaster: *snort* look who's talking 

Missy: Same to you 

TheMaster: I WILL NOT BE ARGUED WITH , WITH MYSELF-- 

AmyPond: Oh, don't start that again 

RoryWilliams: OOOOO THIRTY SECONDS 

RiverSong: Turn off all-caps, Dad, you sound like a teenaged girl. 

RoryWilliams: NO I REFUSE MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE 

DonnaNoble: That's a rubbish New Year's resolution! 

Ten: DONNA ??? 

DonnaNoble: SPACEMAN! 

johnsmith: EARTHGIRL! 

RiverSong: Fantastic. Now you all sound like teenaged girls. 

Nine: Good word, fantastic. Fantastic word. 

 Four: Hello! Only ten seconds!! 

Ten: TEN 

Nine: NINE 

Eight: Eight. 

Seven: SEVEN 

Six: SIX 

Five: FIVE! 

Four: jelly babies! 

Three: THREE 

Two: TWO 

Eleven: ONE hahahahaha 

One: How dare you? 

Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheMaster: I hope it's miserable!!!!!!! 

Ten: Shut up!!!!!!! 

Eleven: HAPPY 8024! 

Rose: Happy 2015! Wait, what? 

Mickey: Happy 2017! Haha, we're all different times! 

Five: Happy 1435! 

RiverSong: Spoilers...

Twelve: This is boring. Goodbye. 

HarryPotter: Happy New Year!

RoryWilliams: Wait what 

DonnaNoble: Happy Saint Patricks Day! 

Ten: Donna....? 

DonnaNoble: What?! 

Ten: Don't you mean New Years? 

DonnaNoble: I THINK I KNOW WHAT HOLIDAY IT IS SPACEMAN 

Ten: It's definitely New Years. In 3067. 

DonnaNoble: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?? YOU'RE WHIZZING ABOUT IN A BLOODY TIME MACHINE! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TIME I'M IN! 

{Ten and DonnaNoble have been kicked from the chat} 

Eleven: Ah, anyway, Happy New Years, everyone! Try not to destroy the world, you know what it does to the traffic. 

TheMaster: Shut up that's my New Year's resolution 

{TheMaster has been kicked from the chat] 

SH: HAHAHAHA I've found you--ALL OF YOU. Who are you?? WHO ARE YOU DOCTOR? TELL ME! 

{Moriarity has logged on} 

Moriarity: There was once a little Sherlock. He asked too many questions. He was kicked from the chat. 

{SH has been kicked from the chat} 

{Moriarity has logged off} 

TheDoctors: ............................................ 

Rose: Oh blimey we've been mugged I should have known!!! 

johnsmith: i'm okay! don't worry! i'm in an alley in-- well--somewhere in America-- 

Ten: I'll save you Rose! 

johnsmith: STAY OUT OF THIS, SELF 

johnsmith: in fact, stay out of America, there's these things called Whovians running wild in the streets and there's one attacking me, got to pop 

TheDoctors: .............................. 

Eleven: ...... 

Eleven: I have a sneaking suspicion this year's going to be as bad as the last one... 

JohnWatson: I know the feeling..