{Ten has logged on} 

{Eleven has logged on} 

Eleven: Hayy self hayyyyy 

Ten: Er.. hello! How are you? 

Eleven: Cray cray 

Ten: 

Ten: 

Ten: Okay? 

Ten: What are you doing? 

Eleven: I am typing lolzzzz

Ten: No, I mean, what's with the... the thing? 

Eleven: Gurl, what thing? 

Ten: I'm not a girl, and the thing you're doing. 

Eleven: Omfez gurl I'm not doing anything :P 

Ten: Yes, you are! 

Eleven:  Am not :P 

Ten: YES YOU ARE 

{Ten has invited Rose} 

Ten: Rose, tell Eleven he's being weird.

{Rose has logged on} 

Rose: But, he's you! I think you can manage. Besides, you're both weird <3 

{Rose has logged off} 

Eleven: lol 

Ten: Stop doing the thing! 

Eleven: Gurl what thing 

Ten: THE TEENAGED GIRL THING 

Eleven: Okay, fine . Blimey you don't have to bite my head off 

Eleven: I'm being a fangirl for Halloween! 

Ten: It's not anywhere near to Halloween. First of all, I'm in India, and second of all, it's April 23 ish.

Eleven: Shhhhhh 

Eleven: don't burst my bubble you grumpy sandshoes-wearing duck 

Ten: But self, Fangirls are generally intelligent! They use good vocabulary--when you can actually understand what they're saying behind all the screaming--and they certainly don't say 'cray cray'

Eleven:

Eleven:

Eleven: Fair point. 

Eleven: OOOO 

Eleven: SELF 

Eleven: SELF, I MUST CONSULT A FANGIRL 

{Eleven has invited Osgood} 

Eleven: Hello, Osgood! 

Osgood: 

Osgood: O.o 

Osgood: hello!!!! 

Ten: Inhaler. 

Osgood: Yes, right, just a mo 

Osgood: I'm back! How can I help you, Doctors? 

Eleven: How does a fangirl talk? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 

Ten: That's a lot of smiley faces. 

Eleven: Don't be silly, they're watermelon slices with.... with two dots next to them. Not smiley faces. 

Ten: Oh. :D :D :D 

Osgood: Um, by fangirls, you mean the female members of a Fandom, right? 

Eleven: More or less :D :D :D :D 

Osgood: I suppose they just speak...normally. I guess? It depends. You know, maybe they start speaking Klingon or Elvish or something. 

Eleven: QASTAH NUQ! QATLHO! NOT YAP WA HOL. 

Ten: What was that? 

Eleven: Klingon, of course! What are you being for Halloween, Osgood? :D :D :D :D 

Osgood: Er, I don't really 'dress up'.. for Halloween. It's not really a British thing. I mean, it is, but we don't make a very big deal out of it, you know? It's mostly just for kids. 

Osgood: Although... 

Osgood: If I'm invited to a party I'll dress up, but I'll probably just... I dunno. Watch scary movies.  And.. um.. it's June. 

Eleven: Oh. :( 

{Clara has logged on} 

Eleven: CLARA 

Clara: Oh! Hello? Something wrong?

Eleven: CLARA WHAT ARE YOU BEING FOR HALLOWEEN 

Clara: Nothing, I'm just going to hand out sweets, I s'pose. 

Eleven: :( 

Ten: Don't give up hope, self! I'm sure you can find someone to give you Halloween advice. 

{Twelve has logged on} 

Twelve: No. 

Eleven: ... ? No what? 

Twelve: You were about to ask me what I was going to do for Halloween, and my answer is no. 

GRAMMAR_DALEK: ALERT ALERT ALERT 

GRAMMAR_DALEK: BAD GRAMMAR IS DETECTED 

{Twelve has kicked Grammar_Dalek from the chat} 

Eleven: Oh come on, Eyebrows! 

Twelve: Speak for yourself. You haven't got any. Hello, Clara! 

Clara: Hello, Doctor! 

Twelve: Still alive? 

Clara: Managing, yeah! 

{Missy has logged on} 

Missy: How's your boyfriend? Still tremendously dead I expect? 

{Clara has kicked Missy from the chat} 

Clara: Well, then. 

Clara: what were you intending to do for Halloween, Doctor? Eleven, I mean. 

Eleven: I was going to be a fangirl! The tables have turned! 

Clara: So... what... you're going to dress up like yourself? 

Eleven:

Eleven:

Eleven: 

Eleven: Hmm. 

Eleven: Well, technically, you dress up like yourself everyday. 

Twelve: If I had a chin the size of a continent, a bow-tie, and hair that's trying to take over my face, or maybe a big long scarf, or red trainers, I would agree with you. 

Eleven: 

Eleven: SELF 

Eleven: SELF THAT'S BRILLIANT, I'LL JUST GO AS MYSELF 

Clara: Wow, Doctor. Wow.

Osgood: Um.. very original? 

Eleven: NO. I MEAN ALL MYSELVES! :D :D :D :D :D ALL AT ONCE :D :D

Ten: BEHOLD 

Ten: I CAN DO THE WATERMELON SLICES WITH TWO DOTS NEXT TO THEM TOOOOOOO 

Ten: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Eleven: INTERNET HIGH-FIVE 

Ten: YASSSS 

Twelve: Get a grip. 

{Twelve has logged off} 

Eleven: Well, we obviously didn't! :D 

Ten: OH SNAP 

Ten: Thirteen regenerations and we still haven't gotten a grip. 

Osgood: Good thing, too. :) I think the universe might end if you did.