{EVERY SINGLE BLINKING FANDOM  PERSON EVAAAAAHHHHH HAS LOGGED ON} 

{JUST KIDDING} 

{THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE} 

{THE FANDOMNET WOULD BREAK} 

{WHAT THE FEZ} 

{WHY NOT} 

Flowerpot: Nay 

Eleven: I'm confused 

Twelve: true that 

RonWeasley: I'm hungry 

DALEK: THAT IS NOT RELEVANT 

RonWeasley: Well excuuuuuuuuse me but my stomach's boredom is EXTREMELY RELEVANT  

TheMaster: Is no one going to mention the flowerpot? 

Castiel: No. 

Sherlock: I'm relatively sure that this chatroom is not scientifically possible. 

Nine: You're not scientifically possible. 

Rose: Oooh the sass 

Flowerpot: Nay 

TonyStark: Seriously guys do you ever feel like you're being manipulated? 

NatashaRomanoff: *quietly manipulates you* 

TonyStark: Not like that Romanoff! I just... I always feel like someone's pulling my strings. 

ULTRON: THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON-----------

Pinocchio: Not cool man. 

ULTRON: What? 

TonyStark: You're kidding me. 

Pinocchio: You stole my line! Don't you realize there's such a thing as COPYRIGHT? Didn't you go to SCHOOL? 

ULTRON: ... 

ULTRON: No, I didn't, did I miss something important? 

DALEK: ALL OF THIS IS IRRELEVANT. 

LukeSkywalker: Would you mind telling us what is relevant? 

Four: Jelly-babies! 

JackSparrow: The Pearl! 

Diaval: Maleficent! 

Maleficent: What? 

Diaval: * awkwardly climbs a tree and stays there* 

 Flowerpot: Nay 

AgentCarter: *hits it with a stapler* 

GreenArrow: .... I'm actually not sure what to do right now.... 

Ten: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Legolas: The Physician is distressed. 

Ten: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

Legolas: The Physician is now afraid. 

Clint: Yo Legolas & Green Arrow we should totally hang out sometime 

Katniss: What about me? 

TonyStark: Hey look it's your sister 

Katniss: *slaps you* 

TonyStark: *used to women slapping me* 

Legolas: Why is the Physician distressed? 

Rose: First of all, he's called the Doctor, not the Physician. Second of all, it's probably because he just dropped his ice cream on his new Converse. 

Clara: * facepalm * 

Flowerpot: Nay 

Ten: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--------- 

Eleven: What a waste of ice cream! I'm so sorry! 

Ten: ICE CREAM? ICE CREAM?!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME OF ICE CREAM, FUTURE SELF? 

Rose: Ohh dear. Here we go. 

Ten: MY PRIZED POSSESSION! MY BELOVED CONVERSE! MY--- 

{Clara has forced Ten to log off}

WeepingAngel: Finally! I'd rather have my nails pulled off one by one than listen to that crap! 

Donna: Oh, shut up. You know it would be impossible for someone to pull your nails off. Whoever it was would just get sent back in time. 

HarryPotter: Um, why are we even talking about this? 

Thor: I HAVE A BETTER TOPIC OF DISCUSSION! 

Gandalf: Quests? 

Dumbledore: Candy? 

Voldemort: Immortality? 

Thor: BOB OF SPONGE! 

Loki: And you all wonder why I want him dead. 

Thor: HE LIVETH IN A PEACH UNDER THE SEA! 

Aragorn: Pineapple. 

Thor: NO, PEACH! 

Aragorn: Pineapple. 

Thor: PEACH! 

Aragorn: PINEAPPLE. 

Thor: PPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH

Hermione: This is... extremely strange. 

Eleven: Can we talk about fezzes? 

Magneto: Or the annihilation of the human race? 

TheMaster: Yasssss 

Magneto: Yay! 

Twelve: NO! WILL EVERYONE SHUT UP!

Everyone: ... 

Twelve: I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON DEBUGGING A PHILITONIAN BILOCATION DEVICE AND SOMEONE SET UP MY CONSOLE SCREEN SO THAT WHENEVER YOU WRITE SOMETHING, MY CONSOLE SCREEN SAYS IT IN YOUR VOICE, OKAY? 

Donna: Seriously? 

Sirius: Excuse me ^^ 

Twelve: STOOOOOOPPPPP 

Missy: We're totally going to use this against you. 

JackHarkness: So you can hear everything I say in my own voice? 

Eleven: NO 

Twelve: I'M SERIOUS STOP NOW OR I'LL THROW YOU INTO A PARADOXICAL WORMHOLE WITH AMGIMOGHIL PIRATES AND PIRANHAS AND JUSTIN BIEBER! 

Sirius: You're not Sirius I'm Sirius. 

Twelve: STOP WITH THE PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Flowerpot: Nay 

Martha: It's nearly one in the morning where I am, and notifications keep coming up on my phone. Shhhhhhh. 

GeorgeWashington: This computer shall be called George. 

GreenArrow: ... 

SomeRandomCivilian: THE CORNFLAKES! 

Thor: CORNFLAKES? WHAT MALICIOUS RACE IS THIS? I SHALL DESTROY THEM! 

Cornflake: You cereal killer! 

Twelve: ARRRGGGHHH NO MORE PUNS ! 

Nine: What are ya gonna do, moisturize me? 

Cassandra: Moisturize me! 

Rose: How are you typing? 

Cassandra: Chip is typing for me, blondie. 

Rose: But... you're dead. 

RiverSong: Sppppoooooiiilllleeerrrrrs 

Amy: Spell it correctly, daughter. 

RiverSong: But we skipped spelling class, remember. 

Hermione: Okay, I've done my research, I'm starting to understand all these references. 

CaptainAmerica: I understood that reference. 

Clara: Right, that's it. I'm pretty sure the Doctor is going to explode in a few moments... 

Eleven: Who me? 

Nine: Who, me? 

Eight: Who, me? 

Seven: Who, me? 

Six: Who, me? 

Five: Who, me? 

Four: Jellybabies! 

Third: Who, me??

Second: *music notes drift in from the distance* 

First: Please specify who you're talking about, or this is going to keep happening. 

Clara: I mean, the TWELFTH doctor is going to explode. I'm closing the chat. 

{The Chat has been closed} 

Flowerpot: Nay