Sorry it's been so terribly long, but I had a long weekend during which (can you guess) I did nothing but homework and sitting on my arse and watching Netflix... and then I got sick... in fact, I still am, which is as good an excuse as any to sit down with some tea and write some silly fanfiction.

I didn't get many submissions for ideas, but someone (I forget who. Thank you, person.) suggested a tea party, and that sounded like something I could do-ish so here it is.

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PS. this is written split up into two chapters again like the last special chapter(s) I hope you don't mind

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{Eleven has logged on}

{Ten has logged on}

{Nine has logged on}

{Hedgehog has logged on}

Ten: G'day mate!

{Donna has logged on}

Donna: YOU'RE NOT MATIN WITH ME SUNSHINE

{Donna has logged off}

Ten: ..

Ten: .....

Ten: Anyway, as I was saying, g'day mate!

Nine: Have you gone Aussie, toothpick?

Eleven: The Aussies are cool m8

Ten: Well said m8

Eleven: Thanks m8

Nine:

Nine:

Nine: I still don't know why I bother with you

Eleven: Do stop groaning m8, I've just had an idea!

Hedgehog: Oh, dear. Not again.

Eleven: Shhhhhh John Watson m8 and listen to the idea

Eleven: THE IDEA.. IT IS........

Eleven: DRUMROLL PLEASE

{TheMaster has lo---------------}

Ten: NO NO NO TAKE YOUR PUNS AND GO

{TheMaster has taken his puns and gone}

{temporarily}

{have you learned nothing of this chatroom}

Eleven: !

Eleven: !!!!!

Eleven: M8S WE SHOULD HAVE A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nine: That's it? That's your brilliant idea?

Eleven:

Nine:

Eleven:

Nine: that's a good idea actually

Nine: Can I bring bananas?

Eleven: SURE M8 JUST DON'T ROB A BANANA STORE , OK ?

Ten: Can I bring Rose??

Eleven: BRING EVERYONE M8

Ten: everyone?

Eleven: BRING YOUR AUNT'S UNCLE'S CAT, OR YOUR CAT'S UNCLE'S AUNT IF YOU LIKE M8

eLEvEN: IT'S OFFICIAL THE PARTAY IS ON MATES

Hedgehog: Blimey, even your username is being spaztastic with excitement.

ELeVEn: I KNOW BILBO BAGGINS M8 I KNOW

Hedgehog: ...?

eLEVEN!!!: IT'S ON LET'S GO TO A TEA ROOM ON MARS EH

TO BE CONTINUED

RIGHT NOW

SO DON'T WORRY

THIS ISN'T LIKE "NEXT TIME" WITH AN INFURIATINGLY UNHELPFUL TEASER

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