Author's Note: Okay I finally decided to do it. I was going back and forth as to whether or not I should include this but I'm gonna.
Hope this works. Just gonna say it: is a filler chapter but for good reason!

Later that day, The Doctor gave them all lunch. The awkward, tense air was slowly dissolving, but the Vamps and the Hunters still wouldn't sit by each other.

At least they weren't all threatening death anymore. Ted didn't know if that was just David playing dumb, or if they realized the serious situation they were in.

Either way it was nice not to break up fights every other minute.

They all sat down with their sandwiches and the vamps with their fake blood bags, and for a minute, it actually felt normal. It actually felt like they could all get along.

As they ate, something began beeping on the TARDIS. The Doctor jumped to his feet to check it, and a minute later, he said "oooooooh."

All heads turned to him.
"What are you oooh-ing about?" Alan asked.

"Found an opening out of this dimension. If I'm right, and I know lately I haven't been, this could take us to the time streams." The Doctor looked around.
"Knock on wood, of course...,"

He put the TARDIS in gear, mumbling out, "please work, Sexy."
The TARDIS groaned and took off with a whoosh of grinding metal.

They all felt the TARDIS land, and The Doctor held up his hand, signaling for them to stay there. He adjusted his bowtie carefully and poked his head out the door. Ted rubbed the back of his fuzzy head nervously.

Suddenly, The Doctor burst back into the room, making everyone jump.
"You've got to be kidding me!" He shouted.

"What's the matter?" Alan asked, on his feet in an instant. His fingers gripped the wooden stake.

No attack came, just a man in a long, dark trench coat.

"Doctor!" The man said enthusiastically, kissing The Doctor. Ted furrowed his eyebrows in confusion at the sight.

"Gentlemen, meet Jack Harkness!"

"Captain Jack to you, Doctor." Jack stole the Doctor's fez from the console.

"How did you recognize me?" The Doctor inquired.

"Oh please, I'd recognize that blue box anywhere!" Jack sat down on the edge of the console, just noticing David for the first time. "Mmm, and who are you, Mr. Dark and Mysterious?"

David scowled at the unwanted attention from the stranger. Jack only winked.

"I wouldn't flirt with him, dude. He's a vampire!" Ted said, stepping between them.

"Does he bite?" Jack smirked.

"Yeah, dude," Marko said, joining in.

"Promise?" Jack tilted his head, exposing his neck. He chuckled to himself at his own clever line, then sat up and fixed the hair that had fallen in his face. "No, but really, I won't care. I don't die anyway."

"Flirt with me again and I will test that theory," David said hauntingly. But he wore the ghost of a smirk on his face.

"Well now my people know you, time for introductions, I suppose!" The Doctor said quickly.

"Jack, this is Edgar and Alan Frog,"
The boys grunted simultaneously with a curt nod. Jack wandered to them, playing with their hair flirtatiously. The Doctor spoke about the people he passed.

"That's Dwayne--"
Jack eyed Dwayne's shirtless figure with a wink, fanning himself playfully. Dwayne narrowed his eyes dangerously, but Jack didn't care.

"David--"
"Mr. Mysterious in the corner. Call me." He teased.

"Paul--"
To counteract Jack's flirting, Paul flipped him off with a cocky grin. Jack pondered it for a moment before replying, "maybe later."

The Doctor shook his head. "Jack, please."

Jack laughed. "Alright, I'll behave. For now. But really, it's how I show that I care." A few people snickered.

"This is Neo--"
"Hello, Neo," Jack said.
"Jack, stop it!"
"I just said hello!" He shouted.
"For you, that's flirting."

Jack shook his head. "Hang on, why do Neo and rocker-hair look alike?"
Jack gestured at Ted.

"That's what we're handling right now, actually. We're trying to fix the time streams of Bill S. Preston and Ted Logan. You'll notice Marko over there is also Bill...," The Doctor explained.

"Wait, wait, the Bill Preston and Ted Logan?" Jack asked, stunned, "How did I not notice?! You two save the world with your music!"

"And that's exactly why we're trying to unite the streams again: to make sure they save the world after all!"

"You know, I have a thing for rockstars...," Jack began, twisting one of Bill's curls on his fingers. Ted didn't know why, but something in his stomach clenched when Jack did that, and he wanted to knock his hand away.

But as soon as it came, it was gone, and Jack was at his side, wrapping an arm around his shoulder, perhaps a bit too friendly.

"Jack, you have a 'thing' for anything that moves, calm down!" The Doctor scolded, rolling his eyes.

Jack kept an arm around both Stallyns, and Bill looked over at the way Ted was resting --a bit uncomfortably, he will admit-- on Jack. He didn't know why, but he wanted to push his way in between the two of them.

"I hope you all realize that flirting is just a teasing thing I do with my friends...," Jack assured them.

"We're not friends," David stated clearly, lighting a cigarette. The Doctor immediately scurried over to him to have him put it out.

"There's a time and a place for everything," Jack said casually, leaning against the console with a Stallyn on each arm, "Even us."

He finished that statement with a wink, then kissed both Bill and Ted on the cheek. The boys both flinched at the sudden contact, pulling equally confused faces.

"So, Doctor, let me help you--" Jack went off with The Doctor to check on whatever was preventing the TARDIS from finding the split. As soon as his back was turned, Bill wiped his cheek.

Ted didn't. He was too focused on the fact that Jack had the guts to kiss him on the cheek, a man he'd just met. Ew.  And he kissed Bill, too! Him! Bill S Preston, Esquire...! Whereas....

Nevermind. Jack is just... like that. He didn't mean any of it. Not to the Frogs, not to the vamps, and definitely not to him and Bill....
....right?

Ugh, Forget it.

Authors Note: Jealous Stallyns wink wonk ;)
Jack needs a chill pill, I swear :P he's actually fun to write, I like his little flirty sassy comebacks. I'm actually glad I put him in despite my doubts.
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Party on dudes \m/