So, I picked up my TARDIS from the shop today and about halfway to my house, she broke down on me again! I tried starting her up and she wouldn't turn over. So, I checked the fuel line and found the problem. The ĐØƏ§G's who work at the shop forgot to put oil in her! How are they going to know what's wrong with her, if she doesn't have any oil??? This is why I do my own work on my TARDIS...

   On top of that, it's raining like cats and dogs over here! ... Who came up with that saying? Cats and dogs... doesn't make any sense! Cats and dogs do not fall out of the sky! ... only fish do! On Gallifrey, in the town of Monpolian, it rained fish.

   How, you may ask? Well, the fish eggs disolved into the atmosphere and when they hatched, it rained fish. Some Timelords thought it was a gift from Rassilon. Others didn't know what it was. I just thought it was brilliant!