Okay so at one point Kiran and Diana talk about a grammar topic: Homographs. However, I'm pretty sure that they are also technically talking about Homophones, Heteronyms, and Homonyms. I quickly did a crash course on then so I'm probably wrong.

Also, super long chat ahead!

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Sharena created a chat.

Sharena named the chat Help Me Summoner and Librarian, You're My Only Hope

Sharena added Kiran and Diana to the chat.

Diana: What is this a parallel universe?

Diana: We normally don't summoned to new chats like this.... But I'm cool with that

Diana: Also when did you watch Star Wars?

Kiran is online.

Kiran: Sharena, what's wrong?

Sharena: I messed up

Diana: ?

Sharena: Okay so earlier Alfonse and I had a bet

Kiran: Okay

Diana: Okay

Sharena: It was about you two dating. I won the bet.

Diana: ......

Kiran: Continue

Sharena: He was supposed to wear a bridal dress and do my bidding for a day because you two got together on your own

Sharena: So I told him to wear the dress and hang out with Zacharias for a day.

Diana: I don't like the way this is going...

Kiran: Let me guess. He backed out?

Sharena: No

Sharena: The Bridal Units were unable to lend him a wedding dress

Sharena: So he took one of mine. ;-;

Diana: That was not the direction I was expecting

Kiran: He.... stole your dress

Kiran: Alfonse

Kiran: Stole a dress

Sharena: Yep and it happened to be a plain dress, but still.

Diana: OH MY NAGA

Sharena: I don't know why...

Diana is offline.

Sharena: Why did Diana leave?

Kiran: I want to say that she's laughing really hard that she fell over

Kiran: I doubt it's her laughing about Alfonse in a dress

Kiran: She's probably laughing at the image of Alfonse breaking into your room and stealing a dress.

Kiran: It's just that she's convinced that your brother is super up-tight and needs to let loose

Kiran: Okay that's not actually what she said

Kiran: She included swears and vivid imagery descriptions

Sharena: Yeah that sounds like Diana.

Diana is online.

Diana: Ay ya ya.....

Diana: No I wasn't laughing at the idea of Ninja! Alfonse.

Diana: I had to chase two people out of the library for setting up dates in there.

Kiran: Let me guess: Leo and Takumi

Sharena: I'm betting on Ike and Soren

Diana: It was Bruno and Alfonse. *

(Reina's Note: See the bottom for notes, as Diana may have messed up)

Kiran: *jaw drops*

Sharena: What

Sharena: the

Sharena: Hell

Diana: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO DATE IN THE LIBRARY IT'S A F***ING LIBRARY

Kiran: Not to interrupt your rant

Kiran: But you made it sound like people go to the library to have sex.

Diana: End me

Kiran: I can't I'm your boyfriend.

Kiran: Also don't say things like that it concerns me when you do

Kiran: And your brothers might kill me if I ended you

Diana: True

Sharena: Why was my brother with Bruno in the library?

Diana: Because they thought that no one would catch them, I think? Idk

Diana: I chased them out with a mop.

Diana: I chased out a prince of Emblia and the prince of Askr.

Diana: With a mop.

Diana: A f***ing mop

Kiran: So that mop is used in orgies?

Diana: *unholy screech*

Diana: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

Kiran: Just teasing you

Kiran: And reminding you to be wary of Homographs

Diana: I don't think f******* is a homograph. It's just..... vulgar.

Kiran: That is true.....

Sharena: Homographs?

Kiran: Same word, different meaning.

Diana: Examples:

Diana: My fair lady

Diana: Let's go to the fair.

Diana: You want to yell at Camus there? Fair enough.

Kiran: Camus went to the other room to lie down.

Kiran: Camus is known to give people lies.

Diana: I threw my (hair) bow at Camus.

Kiran: I took my bow and shot Camus in the face with an arrow.

Kiran: I doubt that Camus will miss Nyna because he's a jerk

Diana: Camus called me Miss Diana once and I threw a book at his face.

Kiran: I mean there's also Homophones, Homonyms and Heteronyms but we'd be here all day with examples

Sharena: You two REALLY do not like Camus.

Diana: What tipped you off?

Sharena: The fact that Kiran tried to murder Camus

Sharena: And that Diana facebooked him

Kiran: I didn't try to murder him! That was just a sentence for me! An example

Kiran: Of what I'd do to him if Tatiana and Nyna discover the truth

Diana: He's a jerk.

Kiran: I avoid him when I can.

Kiran: Except I apparently have to use him in Horse Emblem.

Kiran: Why

Kiran: (ﾉಠдಠ)ﾉ︵┻━┻

Kiran: I could use Xander, Sigurd, or Eliwood instead.

Kiran: Or Eldigan

Kiran: Or Cain.

Kiran: Or Luke.

Kiran: Or Stahl.

Kiran: But they already had people they want to work with and that means rescheduling the team and Camus is being annoying.

Kiran: ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Kiran: So I have Titania, Reinhardt, and Brave! Lyn with Camus....

Diana: You could use Seth. He doesn't mind being in Horse Emblem and gets along greatly with Brave! Lyn.

Kiran:

Kiran: Brb I'm going to do that.

Kiran is offline.

Diana: .......

Diana: Well then

Diana: Today's been an interesting day huh.

Sharena: Still can't believe that Alfonse stole one of my dresses!

Diana: Brothers will do weird stuff like that to you.

Diana: I have two brothers: One older and one somewhat younger.

Sharena: Really? I never knew that.

Diana: It's cause I always act like they're going to pop up around the corner so I assume everyone knows them

Diana: Then I remember that they aren't here.

Sharena: Can you tell me a bit about your brothers?

Diana: Uh

Diana: Jae is 21 and is currently studying criminology to become a police officer.

Diana: He's a prankster.

Diana: He will mess with people's stuff.

Diana: Also loves Dungeons and Dragons A LOT.

Sharena: Cool

Diana: Um Jiao-long is 15, and he's super into computers and video games.

Diana: Also super snarky and blunt.

Diana: And he tries to act edgy but he's a cinnamon roll.

Diana: He hates it when I date guys.

Sharena: Wow!

Sharena: Question

Sharena: You have.... varied names

Sharena: Not trying to be rude!

Diana: Nah it's fine.

Diana: We're all adopted and from different countries and cultures.

Diana: Jae was adopted from Korea when he was.... young.

Diana: We don't know his actual age. He was assumed to be 4 when my dad Martín adopted him.

Diana: I was the daughter of Martin's family friends. We were originally from Scotland before we moved to America and met Martín. But my biological parents died so I got adopted by Martín when I was.... 2? Jae was 6.

Diana: My parents had said that if they died, Martín was supposed to adopt me.

Sharena: That's so sad

Diana: It was a long time ago so I don't really remember. I just remember growing up with Jae.

Diana: Jiao-long was born in China but his family immigrated when he was an infant. His parents died when he was 6 and he was shuffled around foster homes until my father Sebastián adopted him.

Diana: Due to... laws, my fathers weren't married for a while.

Diana: They were neighbors in an apartment but Sebastián and Jiao-long were almost always over every day.

Diana: My fathers did get married though!

Diana: My brothers and I attended the wedding.

Sharena: Wow! That's so cool Diana

Diana: Thanks! My family is so diverse, and I have to say that I wouldn't have it any other way.

Diana: I miss them though.....

Diana: Too bad I can't see them again for the foreseeable future.

Sharena: I'm going to give you a hug

Sharena: Even when you're not near your family

Sharena: You'll always have your Askr and Order of Heroes families

Diana: Aw <3.

Sharena: And your boyfriend.

Diana: ......

Diana: Why does my boyfriend rank lower than the Askr family

Sharena: Because

Sharena: He's your boyfriend

Sharena: That you have fun with. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Diana: SHARENA WTF

Diana: KIRAN AND I DONT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING BUT TALK

Sharena: Wait really?

Diana: Yeah

Diana: We're still getting to know each other

Diana: He has yet to tell me his real name because Kiran is a nickname.

Diana: Also apparently we go to the same school and we had a class together

Sharena: You did

Diana: Yep

Diana: Soren was so disappointed when he heard us talk about it and called us idiots for not recognizing each other

Diana: To be fair

Diana: Jae got bored and dyed part of my hair with blond dye

Diana: Plus I wore glasses and dressed differently

Kiran is online

Kiran: And I was always hiding in the back of the room playing video games.

Kiran: Plus I was shorter at the time.

Kiran: And while we did do a project together we didn't really develop a friendship.

Sharena: Oh.

Sharena: You didn't recognize the names though?!?!?!?!

Kiran: .......

Diana: ........

Sharena: ......

Sharena: Idiots

Sharena is offline

Diana: .....

Kiran: ......

Diana is offline

Kiran is offline

*Fun fact: Alfonse and Bruno were just going to sit in the library the entire day and read. That was it (Alfonse was wearing the dress he "borrowed" from Sharena)

However, thanks to Leo and Takumi, Diana misinterpreted this and proceeded to chase them out. So they ended up in a common room and read the entire time while chatting every now and then.

Btw Alfonse is going to get back at Diana for this.

As for Diana talking about her family, it was supposed to be a one off comment before they logged off and instead I made the conversation longer....

As for Kiran and Diana not recognizing the names.... they didn't pay attention. XD