Requested by DWN024ShadowMan . I added in Reinkas to the best of my ability, as well as a few other things.

Shade is online

Lukas is online

Shade: I still don't know how to properly run this chat.

Shade: I thought it would be a good idea to have one of these to strategize plans for battle.

Shade: But it seems like all we do is

Shade: Nothing

Lukas: Okay, it was more Berkut being Berkut than anything else

Lukas: But we really need to be a bit more productive with this chat.

Lukas: The question is..... How?

Shade:

Shade: Uh, maybe ask Diana or Ayla?

Shade: Their chats seem to be more organized

Lukas: I doubt it

Shade: Why

Lukas: Because Diana mentioned that group chats tend to be cursed with derailment

Lukas: And this is Diana we're talking about - The Librarian who swears so much that sailors threaten to wash her mouth out with soap

Shade: She doesn't swear that much around me

Lukas: ......

Reinhardt is online

Anthony is online

Berkut is online

Lukas: Welcome back, Reinhardt-chan

Berkut: Did you just call f****** Reinhardt "Reinhardt-chan"!?!?!?

Anthony: So Reinhardt is your sensei?

Lukas: WHAT

Lukas:......

Lukas: Stupid autocorrect

Lukas: I was trying to say Reinhardt, sir and my autocorrect was drunk

Anthony: Oh that makes sense

Berkut: Reinhardt did you just sigh

Berkut: I can hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr you

Shade: Berkut please don't ever do that again

Shade: That is close to "Here's Johnny" from The Shining and that movie gave me nightmares

Reinhardt: I have a lot on my mind okay

Shade: What do you mean by that?

Anthony: We were out and some people called us villains

Berkut: I SHOULD HAVE SACRIFICED THEM TO DUMA

Anthony: Rein had to restrain Berkut from sacrificing the passerbys to Duma.

Anthony: He was threatening to kill them all and let their blood spill into the streets as he grabs their corpses and sets them on the pyre as he chants to Duma.

Reinhardt: All of that to get Doritos.

Shade: Berkut you have issues

Shade: Several human bodies are worth more than a bag of Doritos

Shade: You could have asked for a factory that just makes Doritos instead.

Shade: Besides that would have been more cost effective

Lukas: ......

Anthony: Um.... We really shouldn't be sacrificing people even if they call us filthy scum unworthy of helping Askr.

Berkut: They said it with so much venom and they were jeering at us.

Berkut: I was trying to tell them not to judge us

Reinhardt: You failed spectacularly at that

Anthony: Oh and then someone else called Lukas a sociopath

Anthony: That Lukas was a cruel man who enjoyed stringing along women and breaking their hearts to satisfy his need for sowing sorrow

Anthony: Um that person may have shouted that at Reinhardt

Anthony: And Reinhardt looked ready to kill the man with his eyes Superman style

Anthony: Then freaking Berkut had to restrain Rein to save the civilian

Anthony: Lots of shouting and people ran away.

Anthony: I took a picture of the incident so that you guys could believe me.

Anthony sent a picture: Reinhardt lost it.jpg

Anthony: And then Rein tried to cast Dire Thunder and he hit a turkey

Anthony: He made a baked turkey that wasn't burnt, surprisingly.

Anthony: And then Berkut dragged Reinhardt all the way back to castle as Reinhardt yelled that he was going to teach the civilians respect.

Anthony: Anyway I caught that on video

Anthony: Because even I couldn't believe it

Anthony sent a video: Rein is possessed by Anankos and Duma.avi

Berkut: I'm just glad that you calmed down

Reinhardt: I am sorry Berkut

Berkut: YOU WENT AND NEARLY CASTED DIRE THUNDER AT ME

Berkut: AND THEN YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE

Berkut: HOW WERE YOU SO STRONG YOUR HANDS WERE TINY

Reinhardt: Don't you dare bring my hands into this you fiend

Berkut: YOU ALMOST BROKE MY NOSE HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

Reinhardt: BECAUSE MAGIC IS EVERYTHING

Lukas: So you augmented your hands to punch Berkut in the face?

Reinhardt: Yes

Anthony: *face palm*

Shade: .........

Lukas: Rein that wasn't necessary

Reinhardt: But they insulted you

Lukas: You could have merely told them off

Lukas: You can't kill someone for a comment like that.

Reinhardt: That is true

Shade: Wow you guys are bonding

Berkut: Please get a room you two

Berkut: You're making me homesick for Rinea.

Lukas: Berkut

Lukas: What the heck

Shade: I think Berkut is implying that you two should date

Reinhardt:

Reinhardt is offline.

Anthony: Where did Reinhardt go?

Lukas: I don't know, but I'll go look for him and talk with him

Anthony: Good luck.

Lukas is offline.

Berkut: Those two are oblivious.

Berkut: How can those two not see that they are in love with each other

Shade: To be fair Reinhardt WAS in love with Ishtar for a while

Shade: And Lukas was convinced that he wasn't interested in anyone

Shade: So you can't grab them and mush their faces together while yelling, "NOW KISS YOU IDIOTS!"

Berkut: *smirk*

Berkut is offline

Shade: BERKUT GET BACK HERE

Shade: THAT WAS A JOKE OKAY

Shade is offline

Anthony:

Anthony: What.

Anthony: Just.

Anthony: Happened.

Anthony: .......

Anthony is offline.

Fun Fact: Sometimes when I'm writing Reinhardt's name it comes out as Reinahrdt and I'm like..... What

Also next chapter will be shorter than this one for..... reasons