Shade's Chatroom (1)

(From this point, Reina will be switched to Diana. Same character, just a different name with more jokes)

Diana: I helped a Summoner from another world set up her own chat with her team.

Somehow it went better than mine.

Kiran: Diana you tried to punch Berkut in our Askr.

Diana: Kiran please don't mention that again I don't want Squad Dad to know

Kiran: Which Squad Dad?

Diana: ......

Kiran: Oh, right, Alfonse...

Diana: These characters are from a different Askr. I popped into their world to set this up.

//Yes they are all OOC I apologize. I might go back and rewrite this by looking up the personalities on the wikia (Never got Revelation or Valentia, and Thracia 776 is not available in America.)

Requested by DWN024ShadowMan

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Diana created a new chat.

Diana added Shade, Reinhardt, Berkut, Anthony, and Lukas

Diana renamed the chat to "Shade's First Chat"

Diana: Okay is everyone here from Shade's world

Anthony: Yes

Berkut: Why are we here, peasant?

Diana: Well

Berkut: Spit it out

Shade: Um Berkut-

Berkut: WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS TOME

Berkut: I AM A LANCE USER

Diana: STFU

Berkut: what did you say?

Reinhardt: I believe that's an acronym

Lukas: What does that acronym mean, Diana?

Diana: Before we get horribly off-track

Diana: The purpose -

Diana: You know what

Diana: I'm not in the mood to do my current spiel

Diana: Basically this is to help coordinate attacks

Diana: Or something.

Anthony: What do you mean by something?

Shade: Group chats always get derailed.

Lukas: Is that so?

Diana: Yes

Diana: Anyway, I shall leave.

Diana: Got to set up some other chats and record support conversations.

Diana: Giving Shade admin powers and leaving this chat

Diana: Bye

Diana is offline

Shade removed Diana from the chat.

Berkut: WHY DOES SHADE HAVE POWER

Lukas: Because she's the summoner

Reinhardt: Because she's the tactician

Anthony: Because I don't trust you

Berkut: I AM BEING ATTACKED

Berkut: I SHALL SACRIFICE YOU ALL TO DUMA

Lukas: Berkut

Anthony: Do you want to have a lovely conversation with Beruka?

Berkut: nO

Reinhardt: And that's why you're not in charge

Berkut: Shut up tiny hands man

Shade: Berkut stop pushing the envelope.

Shade: Look

Shade: I have no idea what I'm doing

Lukas: Consult the manual

Shade: I don't have it

Anthony: I don't either

Reinhardt: Neither do I

Lukas:.....

Berkut: I HAVE IT PEASANTS

Lukas is offline

Reinhardt is offline

Anthony is offline.

Shade: You asked for it Berkut......

Shade is offline.

*five hours later*

Berkut is offline

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Diana: Apparently Berkut forgot to log out when the others confronted him.

Kiran: Wow

Diana: I think they sent Beruka after him

Kiran: ......

(Originally I wanted it to be Julia that was sent but I don't think Julia is capable of chasing Berkut unless you guys are cool with that....)

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