(This is the setup to a request later)

Diana created a new chat.

Diana added Roy, Eliwood, Ninian, and Kiran.

Diana renamed the chat to, "This was Kiran's idea."

Diana: Kiran why tf did you make me create this chat

Diana: I mean

Diana: Why include me and you into this family chat?

Kiran: You're missing one person.

Diana: Wait what?!?!?!??!

Kiran: Go find his uncle, Nils.

Diana: WAIT

Diana: NILS IS HERE

Diana: OMG

Diana is offline.

Ninian: Kiran

Ninian: My brother isn't here and you know it

Kiran: I know lol.

Roy: You sent the Scribe away. Why?

Kiran: Because.

Kiran: She's your daughter

Roy: WHAT

Eliwood: I'M A GRANDFATHER?!?!?!?!?

Ninian: Eliwood, calm down.

Eliwood: WHAT

Roy: IS DIANA MY FUTURE DAUGHTER

Ninian: That does make sense. I means she does have red hair....

Eliwood: You're taking this very calmly.

Ninian: Still processing it

Kiran: It's true, Granddad Eliwood.

Diana is online.

Diana: F*** you Kiran.

Diana: Alfonse reminded me that Nils isn't here yet.

Diana: Wait.

Diana: Grandad Eliwood...?

Diana: KIRAN SHIROGANE I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU

Diana: EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE THE SUMMONER

Eliwood: ?

Ninian: What?

Roy: ?

Diana: JUST BECAUSE MY LAST NAME RUÍZ

Diana: MEANS SON OF ROY

Diana: IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AM ROY'S DAUGHTER

Ninian: Wait you're not?

Diana: I'm from the same world as Kiran

Diana: And my dads are named Martin Ruíz and Sebastián Ruíz.

Diana: Neither of them are named Roy, pend**jo.

Kiran: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Diana: You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Diana: As a prank?

Kiran: Maybe

Diana is offline

Kiran: Going to hide, bye!

Kiran is offline.

Roy: I'm still confused

Eliwood: So she's not related to us....?

Ninian: I think Kiran was bored.

Ninian: I think I heard him cackle

Eliwood: Phew. Really glad I'm not a grandad.

Roy: Yet

Roy: Dad I'm kidding.

Eliwood: ......

Roy: No, seriously!

Roy: (I don't have a girlfriend.)

Roy: (Especially not Lilina)

Eliwood: If you say so.

Ninian: .........

Roy is offline

Eliwood is offline.

Ninian: I need to go call Lyn.......

Ninian is offline.

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Soren: In case you're wondering, Diana called Kiran something that rhymes with Glassbowl.