Diana: Well then...... This.... Happened.

(Request from @Lord_Hector)

(Also Ninian is married to Eliwood and Lyn is married to Hector)

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Diana created a new chat

Diana added Ninian, Lyn, Roy, Lilina, Hector, and Eliwood.

Diana renamed the group chat to "I was told to make this."

Diana: Okay

Diana: Why was I told to make this chat and be a moderator?

Diana: I'm not mad

Diana: I'm just curious

Hector: I don't know what you're talking about

Eliwood: Ditto

Diana: Shoot

Diana: Hang on I didn't mean to ask Eliwood and Hector

Diana @ Ninian @ Lyn @ Roy @ Lilina

Diana: Why did you have me make this chat?

Lyn: Various reasons

Diana: Okay.....

Diana changed Roy's nickname to The Boi

The Boi: Diana why

Diana: Because I could

Diana: And I was bored.

Hector: Change mine to Elibe's Best Dad!

Diana: Okay

Diana changed Hector's nickname to Elise's Best Dad.

Lyn: I'm dying of laughter

Ninian: You spelled Elibe wrong

Diana: MI*RDA

Diana changed Elise's Best Dad nickname to Elibe's Best Dad.

Diana: We shall never speak of this again

Lilina: NEVER

The Boi: I'm going to go tell Marth and Soren!

Diana: Why do you two torture me

Lilina: Because you prank others?

Diana: No comment

The Boi: Busted!

Diana: You two remind me of my younger brothers.

Diana: I don't know how to feel about that.

Lyn: This is getting... Interesting.

Diana: Lyn don't say that

Diana: The chat will dissolve into chaos

Diana: By acknowledging it

Eliwood: Isn't that what you're doing, acknowledging how the chat will descend into anarchy?

Diana: .......

Elibe's Best Dad: You're not helping matters Smelliwood

Ninian: SMELLIWOOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Lyn: HECTOR!

Diana changed Eliwood's nickname to Smelliwood.

Smelliwood: Diana, who's side are you even on?

Diana: My own side.

Elibe's Best Dad: I like her a lot. Maybe I should adopt her.

Smelliwood: Don't you dare Hector.

Elibe's Best Dad: There is no Hector, only Elibe's Best Dad!

Smelliwood: Elise's Best Dad*

Diana: You're going to have to fight my dads if you want to adopt me.

The Boi: Speaking of parents....

Lilina: Mom? Dad? Can Roy and I go on a date?

Elibe's Best Dad: NO

Smelliwood: NO

Lyn: YES

Ninian: YES

Diana: How the hell did the four parents send those messages

Diana: At the same time

Diana: Also I'm getting flashbacks 

Diana: Eliwood, Hector

Diana: Why don't you want your kids to date?

Smelliwood: Because they are too young!

Elibe's Best Dad: Also we are rivals!

Diana: (Clearly you two haven't heard about Leo and Takumi)

Smelliwood: What was that?

Diana: NOTHING

Lyn: Diana why were you getting flashbacks?

Ninian: Kiran tricked Eliwood, Roy and myself into thinking that Diana was Roy's daughter

Lilina: Why

The Boi: Her last name literally means Son of Roy

Lyn: Oh. I see.

Lyn: @ Elibe's Best Dad We should let Lilina and Roy date

Ninian: There is no harm in exploring relationships.

Diana: And quite honestly they cannot do worse than Leo and Takumi.

Diana: I get nightmares about it still.

Smelliwood: What did Leo and Takumi do?

Diana: Can't tell you.

Diana: Doing so will require brain bleach

Diana: And besides Roy and Lilina are good kids.

Diana: Let. Them. Date.

Ninian: Are you a shipper on deck, like me?

Diana changed Ninian's nickname to Shipper on Deck.

Diana: No I just don't think he should date Cecilia

The Boi: WHY WOULD I DATE CECILIA THAT IS DISGUSTING

Lilina: *screech*

Diana: See?

Diana: Besides they work really well together.

Lyn: That's exactly what we did, Hector.

Lyn: Remember?

Diana changed Lyn's nickname to Innuendo.

Innuendo: Ahem? There are children present.

Diana changed Inneundo's nickname to SuperLyn.

SuperLyn: Nice save.

Diana: Thanks

Diana: Also

Diana: I'm a little older than Roy and Lilina.

Diana: So technically we aren't children.

Shipper on Deck: I just saw Lilina and Roy walk by me holding hands. They are so cute together.

Smelliwood is offline.

Elibe's Best Dad is offline.

SuperLyn: We'll talk sense into them.

SuperLyn is offline.

Shipper on Deck is offline.

Diana: What

Diana: The

Diana: Hell

Diana: Just

Diana: Happened.

Diana: I

Diana: I

Diana: ¿QUÉ PASO? ¿ROY Y LILINA ESTÁN JUNTOS PERO ELIWOOD Y HECTOR NO ESTÁN DE ACUERDO CON ESO? ¿PORQUÉ NO?

Diana: ¿Qué hago ahora.....?

Diana is offline.

*the next day*

The Boi: Forgot to log off.

Lilina: Me too.

The Boi is offline.

Lilina is offline.

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Kiran: Hector and Eliwood were eventually calmed down by Lyn and Ninian respectively.

Soren's Translations

¿QUÉ PASO? ¿ROY Y LILINA ESTÁN JUNTOS PERO ELIWOOD Y HECTOR NO ESTÁN DE ACUERDO CON ESO? ¿PORQUÉ NO? - WHAT HAPPENED? ROY AND LILINA ARE TOGETHER BUT ELIWOOD AND HECTOR DON'T AGREE WITH THAT? WHY NOT?

¿Qué hago ahora? - What do I do now?

Soren: Go bother Kiran or better yet, teach me Spanish so that I can tell if you're confessing to him.