Operation Embarrass Leo (1)
Diana: Poor Leo.
Kiran: The sarcasm is dripping off of you in waves.
Diana: Nope I actually sympathize with him.
Kiran: ........
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Diana created a new chat.
Diana added Xander, Camilla, and Elise.
Diana renamed the group chat to "Operation: Embarass Leo."
Camilla: You spelled Embarrass wrong
Diana renamed the group chat to "Operation: Embarrass Leo."
Diana: Don't tell Soren or any of the Robins bc I'll die.
Xander: Diana, may I ask what is happening? I thought you were going to add me to a family chat or a chat with all of the grand heroes. Why did you add me to this chat?
Diana: Xander wtf
Diana: That was way too long
Diana: But I'll answer your question anyway
Diana: I messed up but you have a good opportunity here.
Diana: So I may or may not
Diana: have accidentally added Elise to the wrong group chat
Camilla: Diana
Camilla: Which one
Camilla: 🗡
Camilla: There really needs to be an axe emoji so that I can effectively threaten Diana.
Elise: Maybe you should have used a hammer instead
Elise: Or use the skull and the coffin
Camilla: 🔨🔪🗡⚔🛡⚰
Camilla: To get my point across, Diana, for whatever chat you added Elise in.
Xander: When did you two learn how to use emojis? I do not know how yet I wish to know so that it could enhance my chatroom experience
Camilla: Of course I'll show you Xander
Diana: STOP TALKING ABOUT EMOJIS
Diana: Anyway Camilla
Diana: I accidentally added Elise to
Diana: Leo's
Camilla: Ah okay
Xander: That isn't so bad Diana. I don't see why you're freaking out.
Diana: While Niles was interrogating Leo about his relationship
Elise: Diana won't tell me what French Kissing is.
Camilla: W H A T
Xander: Elise please tell me that Diana did not say that
Diana: nope it was Niles
Diana: Because Leokumi™ is real
Elise: What's the tm?
Diana: Trademark it was a joke lol
Camilla: Leo...kumi?
Diana: Leo and Takumi
Diana: They're dating
Xander: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Camilla: How lovely!
Elise: Yay Sakura is my sister in law!
Diana: Wow you all manage different responses
Diana: Wait are you mad Xander?!?!?!?
Xander: No, just surprised. I was honestly convinced that they hated each other and wanted to strangle the other when we were not paying attention.
Diana: Ah
Diana: Nah Takumi is just so tsundere it hurts watching sometimes.
Diana: But yes they are together
Diana: Causing everyone to get scarred for life
Diana: Because they don't understand the concept of a locked door
Elise: I have no idea what you are implying
Diana: Elise please don't get corrupted
Elise: You might have to hurt Niles to do so
Diana: Hmmm
Diana: He works for me
Diana: Yet it sounds tempting
Camilla: Okay so don't work as one of your librarians is what you're saying.
Diana: No, I'm not.
Diana: Just annoyed that Niles made a joke about adding Sakura to his chat
Camilla: .......
Diana: Anyway
Diana: Leo locked himself in his room
Xander: Why did he do that?
Diana: Because he's utterly convinced that you will embarrass him
Diana: somehow
Camilla: There's no need to worry.
Elise: Whoops I have to go
Diana: Wait why
Elise: Um
Elise: Ephraim and Chrom are in the med bay and Sakura needs help
Elise: Bye!
Elise is offline.
Camilla: I'm going to go and talk to Leo to let him know that I still love him no matter who he is or who he loves.
Camilla is offline.
Diana: And not embarrass him?
Diana: I'm kind of disappointed tbh
Diana: But happy to see Camilla and you supporting him.
Xander: Wait, why are you disappointed?
Diana: I wanted to see Leo turn red because
Diana: Elise embarrassed him by yelling his love for Takumi.
Camilla is online
Camilla: Oh, I forgot something!
Diana: Yes?
Camilla: Can I swing by your homeworld?
Diana: no
Diana: wdya?
Camilla: I wanted to buy Leo the... Necessary supplies for later when he's alone for Takumi 😉
Diana: hhilcdsalhoufqeebluicedahuilvfewhuiVadfhuIavebliuveslbiureqflbiurqef
Xander: CAMILLA
Diana: I TAKE IT BACK
Diana: THIS WAS REALLY A HORRIBLE IDEA AFTER ALL
Diana: I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
Diana: ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT NILES TOLD ME THAT LEO AND TAKUMI NEARLY WENT AND HAD SEX OUTSIDE
Camilla: Oh dear
Xander: I did not need to know that. I need to go and lecture him about privacy and that he shouldn't scar others by having sex outside.
Camilla: I'm going to talk with Leo.
Xander: Not without me present!
Camilla: I'll beat you there!
Camilla is offline
Xander is offline
Diana: I am seriously regretting this.
Diana: Shoot
Diana: When Elise comes back
Diana: She'll see this
Diana: NOPE NOPE NOPE
Diana: Time to spam the chat
Diana: 🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸
Diana: ⛎♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️
Diana: 0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣🔟
Diana: 🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
Diana: You are the ocean's gay waves
Diana: OH NO I MISSPELLED GRAY AGAIN
Diana: You are the ocean's gray waves
Diana: Destined to seek life beyond the shore just out of reach
Diana: Yet the waters ever change
Diana: Flowing like time the path is yours to climb
Diana: Dang it I forgot the rest
Diana: Oompa loompa doppity do
Diana: Wait no
Diana: Fighting evil by moonlight
Diana: Nope
Diana: Scooby dooby doo
Diana: I give up
Diana: 🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸💐
Diana is offline.
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Kiran: I NEED BRAIN BLEACH ASAP
Diana: ........
(Also Elise never did find out what French Kissing was. 😉)
(On another note, I've edited some of the other chats to remove the name Reina, and I went and added some more lines to Leo's chat with Niles and Odin, and I went and changed the chat where Diana was celiac. She isn't (as originally that was for me) and she just made another pizza row share with Kiran, and that chat has different lines as well)
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