Operation Embarrass Leo (1)

Diana: Poor Leo.

Kiran: The sarcasm is dripping off of you in waves.

Diana: Nope I actually sympathize with him.

Kiran: ........

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Diana created a new chat.

Diana added Xander, Camilla, and Elise.

Diana renamed the group chat to "Operation: Embarass Leo."

Camilla: You spelled Embarrass wrong

Diana renamed the group chat to "Operation: Embarrass Leo."

Diana: Don't tell Soren or any of the Robins bc I'll die.

Xander: Diana, may I ask what is happening? I thought you were going to add me to a family chat or a chat with all of the grand heroes. Why did you add me to this chat?

Diana: Xander wtf

Diana: That was way too long

Diana: But I'll answer your question anyway

Diana: I messed up but you have a good opportunity here.

Diana: So I may or may not

Diana: have accidentally added Elise to the wrong group chat

Camilla: Diana

Camilla: Which one

Camilla: 🗡

Camilla: There really needs to be an axe emoji so that I can effectively threaten Diana.

Elise: Maybe you should have used a hammer instead

Elise: Or use the skull and the coffin

Camilla: 🔨🔪🗡⚔🛡⚰

Camilla: To get my point across, Diana, for whatever chat you added Elise in.

Xander: When did you two learn how to use emojis? I do not know how yet I wish to know so that it could enhance my chatroom experience

Camilla: Of course I'll show you Xander

Diana: STOP TALKING ABOUT EMOJIS

Diana: Anyway Camilla

Diana: I accidentally added Elise to

Diana: Leo's

Camilla: Ah okay

Xander: That isn't so bad Diana. I don't see why you're freaking out.

Diana: While Niles was interrogating Leo about his relationship

Elise: Diana won't tell me what French Kissing is.

Camilla: W H A T

Xander: Elise please tell me that Diana did not say that

Diana: nope it was Niles

Diana: Because Leokumi™ is real

Elise: What's the tm?

Diana: Trademark it was a joke lol

Camilla: Leo...kumi?

Diana: Leo and Takumi

Diana: They're dating

Xander: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Camilla: How lovely!

Elise: Yay Sakura is my sister in law!

Diana: Wow you all manage different responses

Diana: Wait are you mad Xander?!?!?!?

Xander: No, just surprised. I was honestly convinced that they hated each other and wanted to strangle the other when we were not paying attention.

Diana: Ah

Diana: Nah Takumi is just so tsundere it hurts watching sometimes.

Diana: But yes they are together

Diana: Causing everyone to get scarred for life

Diana: Because they don't understand the concept of a locked door

Elise: I have no idea what you are implying

Diana: Elise please don't get corrupted

Elise: You might have to hurt Niles to do so

Diana: Hmmm

Diana: He works for me

Diana: Yet it sounds tempting

Camilla: Okay so don't work as one of your librarians is what you're saying.

Diana: No, I'm not.

Diana: Just annoyed that Niles made a joke about adding Sakura to his chat

Camilla: .......

Diana: Anyway

Diana: Leo locked himself in his room

Xander: Why did he do that?

Diana: Because he's utterly convinced that you will embarrass him

Diana: somehow

Camilla: There's no need to worry.

Elise: Whoops I have to go

Diana: Wait why

Elise: Um

Elise: Ephraim and Chrom are in the med bay and Sakura needs help

Elise: Bye!

Elise is offline.

Camilla: I'm going to go and talk to Leo to let him know that I still love him no matter who he is or who he loves.

Camilla is offline.

Diana: And not embarrass him?

Diana: I'm kind of disappointed tbh

Diana: But happy to see Camilla and you supporting him.

Xander: Wait, why are you disappointed?

Diana: I wanted to see Leo turn red because

Diana: Elise embarrassed him by yelling his love for Takumi.

Camilla is online

Camilla: Oh, I forgot something!

Diana: Yes?

Camilla: Can I swing by your homeworld?

Diana: no

Diana: wdya?

Camilla: I wanted to buy Leo the... Necessary supplies for later when he's alone for Takumi 😉

Diana: hhilcdsalhoufqeebluicedahuilvfewhuiVadfhuIavebliuveslbiureqflbiurqef

Xander: CAMILLA

Diana: I TAKE IT BACK

Diana: THIS WAS REALLY A HORRIBLE IDEA AFTER ALL

Diana: I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT

Diana: ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT NILES TOLD ME THAT LEO AND TAKUMI NEARLY WENT AND HAD SEX OUTSIDE

Camilla: Oh dear

Xander: I did not need to know that. I need to go and lecture him about privacy and that he shouldn't scar others by having sex outside.

Camilla: I'm going to talk with Leo.

Xander: Not without me present!

Camilla: I'll beat you there!

Camilla is offline

Xander is offline

Diana: I am seriously regretting this.

Diana: Shoot

Diana: When Elise comes back

Diana: She'll see this

Diana: NOPE NOPE NOPE

Diana: Time to spam the chat

Diana: 🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸

Diana: ⛎♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️

Diana: 0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣🔟

Diana: 🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

Diana: You are the ocean's gay waves

Diana: OH NO I MISSPELLED GRAY AGAIN

Diana: You are the ocean's gray waves

Diana: Destined to seek life beyond the shore just out of reach

Diana: Yet the waters ever change

Diana: Flowing like time the path is yours to climb

Diana: Dang it I forgot the rest

Diana: Oompa loompa doppity do

Diana: Wait no

Diana: Fighting evil by moonlight

Diana: Nope

Diana: Scooby dooby doo

Diana: I give up

Diana: 🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸💐

Diana is offline.

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Kiran: I NEED BRAIN BLEACH ASAP

Diana: ........

(Also Elise never did find out what French Kissing was. 😉)

(On another note, I've edited some of the other chats to remove the name Reina, and I went and added some more lines to Leo's chat with Niles and Odin, and I went and changed the chat where Diana was celiac. She isn't (as originally that was for me) and she just made another pizza row share with Kiran, and that chat has different lines as well)

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