Diana: Naga dang it Kiran why did you make me in charge of every single chat?!

Kiran: Because clearly you don't have enough to do.

Diana: I AM IN CHARGE OF THE SUPPORTS AND THE LIBRARY

Diana: I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE

Kiran: Whoops.

(Sorry if Odin is OOC)

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Diana created a new chat.

Diana added Leo, Niles, and Odin.

Diana renamed the chat to "Leo and his Retainers."

Leo: I hate that name.

Diana renamed the chat to "The Three Musketeers."

Odin: This is the most epic name in all of Askr!

Diana renamed the chat to "Leo, Niles, and Odin."

Odin: Boring. Add some epicness to it please, milady.

Diana renamed the chat to "Los Tres Idiotas"

Diana: It's The Three Idiots in Spanish

Diana: Instead of The Three Caballeros, which is The Three Gentlemen.

Leo: HEY

Odin: HOW DARE THEE

Niles: rofl

Niles: may i suggest niles and the two idiots?

Diana: No

Diana: I already changed it enough times you weirdo.

Niles: i feel offended.

Leo: Niles, please write like a proper human being.

Leo: Translation: Don't write like Odin.

Odin: Milord!

Odin: Only a true hero speaks this way!

Diana: Oh my Naga

Diana: Could you guys shut up and stop typing for two seconds?

Diana: Thanks

Niles: two seconds have passed.

Diana: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY NILES

Diana: Anyway

Diana: I created this chat so that you guys can communicate over long distances

Diana: Because for some reason Kiran always separates you three

Diana: I have my suspicions why but I'm not saying anything

Leo: I can you feel you judging me

Diana: Leo, I am literally in the library

Diana: And you're in your room

Diana: I think

Leo: I can still feel you judging me

Diana: :p

Leo: What is that?

Diana: Leo I will smack you.

Diana: I don't care what Niles and Odin say

Niles: go right ahead milady

Leo: NILES

Diana: As much as this makes me laugh

Diana: I have to make more group chats.

Diana is offline

Niles: i miss her

Leo: Niles, seeing you occasionally raises her blood pressure

Leo: Especially if you are in the library.

Niles: but we have the most.... spicy conversations

Leo: Niles what did you do to the Librarian/Head Scribe?

Niles: nothing

Niles: we talk about spices

Niles: actual spices used on food

Odin: Do you two name these legendary spices?

Niles: no

Niles: we just talk

Niles: she mentioned some food that i have to try

Leo: Niles, please write like a normal human being

Niles: never

Niles: Oh by the way Milord....

Leo: Yes?

Niles: I heard that you are romantically interested in Prince Takumi

Niles: Is that true?

Leo: WHAT?!?!?!?! NO

Odin: Milord, Niles is finally using the magic known as proper grammar!

Leo: YEAH

Leo: TO INTERROGATE ME

Niles: You're lying.

Dina is online.

Diana added Elise to the chat

Niles: I saw you two French Kissing near the pool

Niles: With your shirts off.

Elise: Diana, what does French Kissing mean?

Leo: DIANA

Diana: NILES

Odin: Uh-oh

Diana removed Elise from the chat

Diana: NILES WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Niles: nothing

Niles: Shit, forgot to use Caps Lock.

Leo: WHY DID YOU ADD MY SISTER TO THE CHAT DIANA RUÍZ?!?!?

Diana: BECAUSE YOU THREE WERE BLOWING UP MY PHONE WITH NOTIFICATIONS

Diana: I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON IT WHEN I WAS TRYING TO ADD ELISE TO A CHAT WITH SAKURA

Odin: Our tomes are capable of such wizardry?

Odin: Blowing up the tomes of others?!?!?!?!

Diana: No it's a figure of speech Odin

Niles: That was hilarious

Niles: Add Nino or Sakura to the chat now ;)

Diana: nO

Diana: Ryoma and Jaffar would kill me if I did so.

Diana: Also I will kill you for doing so

Niles: I WAS JOKING DIANA

Niles: IF YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT I WOULD HAVE DIED OF EMBARRASSMENT

Diana: Good.

Leo: How's my sister?

Diana: Um

Diana: She asked me to put her in a chat with Camilla and Xander

Diana: She wants to ask them what French Kissing is

Leo: DIANA NO

Diana: Um.... Oops? 😉

Leo: CRAP

Leo: I HAVE TO GO BARRICADE MY ROOM NOW

Leo: BECAUSE CAMILLA WILL NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE NOW

Leo is offline

Odin: I WILL SAVE YOU MILORD

Odin is offline

Niles: .....

Niles: Diana I have two questions

Diana: Sure

Niles: One could you change their nicknames for fun

Niles: And two can you bring me popcorn?

Niles: I want to see how this plays out.

Niles: Because I have a feeling you haven't put Elise in a chat with Xander and Camilla yet.

Niles: (Again don't add Sakura or Nino to this chat because I will die inside.)

Diana: Of course.

Diana: You're right but I'm going to make that chat anyway to mess with Leo.

Diana: I was mad at you a few weeks ago

Diana: because you got everyone drunk

Diana: But

Diana: You did provide me with a few laughs.

Diana: Plus you do help me all the time in the library.

Niles: Anytime Diana. ;)

Diana changed Leo's nickname to Takumi's Tomato

Diana changed Odin's nickname to Naruto the Spark

Diana: Want me to change yours?

Niles: Sure

Diana changed Niles's nickname Sexy and I Know It

Sexy and I Know It: Love it

Diana: Popcorn's ready

Diana: Going to sneak it out of the library to Leo's room before Anna realizes how much money she could make off of this.

Sexy and I Know It is offline

Diana is offline.

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(With all the corn that they probably grow in Askr it wouldn't take Kiran and Reina that long to figure out how to make popcorn.

Also I thought it would be funny if Reina and Niles secretly got along to mess with Leo.

Want to see Elise, Xander, and Camilla's side of the story, which takes place sometime after this?)